Books of New New Testament

A Series by Steve Howard

New New Testament Gospel of Matthew
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,640. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2011. Category: Essay » Literature
The Gospel of Matthew, the story of Jesus Christ, remains the same except it is updated and cross referenced with what we have learned over the years. This version assumes that the book is an ancient fairy tale and seeks to find the story hidden within the story. The story is borrowed from astrology and upon examination this becomes clear as does other interesting social critique.
New New Testament Gospel of Mark
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,390. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Theology
The Gospel of Mark varies a little from The Gospel of Matthew. It leaves out the birth of Jesus Christ. It is shorter. There are enough things to attack and enough contradiction to expose. It pays very little attention to the women in the life of Jesus, not only his wife Mary Magdalene but all the other women of the court. One has the feeling that Mark just was not into it as much as Matthew.
New New Testament Gospel of Luke
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,550. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Blasphemy, Heresy & Apostasy
The Gospel of Luke is a variation on the other two before it and the one after it. Luke speaks with authority though perhaps not so much love for Jesus. His angle is a little more like Paul. Luke does inspire a little outrage. Though most believers would find such a notion blasphemous, the writer of the New New Testament suspects that this may have been intentional. A dare to question.
New New Testament Gospel of John
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,670. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
New New Testament Gospel of John is more like an acid trip than the preceding gospels. It reveals a few other ideas and a few brilliant secrets about the true nature of the story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. The Gospel of John is a fairy tale. It was written to tell a story not to dictate how the Christians were to wage their war on the rest of the world. Read it to understand the message.
New New Testament Gospel of Jesus Christ
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,560. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » History » Biography
At last, the one and only Gospel of Jesus H. Christ. Many argue about the things that he is said to have said and some say he is just a story taken from astrology. Well, luckily, some of his writing has been found. Brought to Earth by an angel of God. And the long awaited proof that not only was he real but he really was a rebel and defied all authority on his own authority is finally revealed.
New New Testament Gospel of Mary H. Magdalene
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,630. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » History » Ancient
The Gospel of Mary H. Magdalene is a look at the words of one of the women in the life of Jesus Christ. She reveals a little of his family life and tells some of the unknown story of Jesus. There has been slander propagated by men's clubs of anti-christ religions that Mary Helene was not the woman of Jesus. Just a bad lie to make Jesus an impossible character. He was real. As were his 7 children.
New New Testament Acts of the Apostles
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 7. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,740. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Education and Study Guides » Study guides - Religion
New New Testament Acts of the Apostles is back to the Torah. Jesus Christ is cut out of the story. Peter and John start a brutal tyranny, Stephen is stoned and Paul decides to change his ways from persecuting Christians to making Jewish laws for Christianity. It is hoped that exposing the story for what it is will free the believers from the slavery of these mad laws. God does not write books.
New New Testament Paul's letter to the Romans
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,050. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Theology
New New Testament Paul's letter to the Romans where Paul lets loose a shit storm. Almost everything he says is exactly wrong. It is a letter telling the Romans to obey. The elite, the ruling class, has been chosen by God to rule with tyranny over the slave class. Or as we prefer to say, working class. Soldiers rape murder and plunder for the rulers. The rest work for the rulers. Like is still is.
New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 9. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,400. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Religious history
New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians is a plethora of rules for the new believers. Paul takes on the role of Moses, dictating how to be and what to do. It is mostly madness but there are a few gems. His famous love chapter is there so everything else can be ignored. But you humble narrator has taken it upon himself to expose the absurdities and contradictions.
New New Testament Paul's Galephephi Letters
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 10. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,410. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
New New Testament Paul's Galephephi Letters. Paul writes to the Galatians, Ephesians and Philippians. He tells them what to believe, how to be and where to go if they don't. He, or the writers who told the story of Paul the Super Jew, want the Christians to be obedient. And give money. It's the age old business of belief. A real nightmare we still hold to like ignorant apes. Reject your religion.
New New Testament More of Paul's Letters
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 11. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,000. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
More of Paul's Letters continues with Paul telling the new Christians what not to do. Most believers know the love chapter but fail to notice the rest of it. The real thriller is Hebrews. It's the last big letter before getting to the apostles that had hung out with Jesus. Hebrews is entertaining but requires a knowledge of the Torah. In the end, even you narrator comes to like Paul's ravings.
New New Testament The Other Letters
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 12. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
The Other Letters that are not attributed to Paul. James, Peter, John and Jude. They make some mad proclamations that differ little from Paul. They tell the new Christians how to act and think. So, mind management on behalf of the ruling class. We take the meaning to a few extremes to test the realm of possibility and push on the edge of probability. Like the rest of it, it is the Pagan's Protest.
New New Testament Revelation
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Series: Books of New New Testament, Book 13. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,290. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
Revelation is one of those famous books that everyone talks about and knows next to nothing about. It is a mad rant by an under nourished religious fanatic on a island that is a penal colony. Nero is burning his fellow Christians and John has some wild hallucinations. So not only is it a good idea not to take the book too seriously, it is necessary to rip the thing apart for the sake of the fish.