Beach Slapped Humor Columns

A Series by Barton Grover Howe

Flying Starfish of Death: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2008)
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Series: Beach Slapped Humor Columns, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,830. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
One flying starfish and life’s never been the same, as amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe recounts life in the Pacific Northwest. His wife’s offensive defensive driving habits, tips for using hams to get through airport screening, and sanctimonious environmentalists who refuse to use llamas — it’s all there to leave you “Beach Slapped.”
Addicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009)
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Series: Beach Slapped Humor Columns, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,210. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Facing his addiction to umbrella drinks is just one thing Amazon.com best-selling author humor Barton Grover Howe takes on in his latest collection. Advice to Madison Avenue on men and Colt 40 Malt Liquor; why anyone makes women’s hygiene products non-disposable; and humanity’s attempts to investigate his bedroom: Yep, it’s time to get “Beach Slapped” again.
Cats with Thumbs: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2010)
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Series: Beach Slapped Humor Columns, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,530. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
“If cats had opposable thumbs, they’d kill us all with tiny pistols. They’re evil little animals.” Yep, it’s another year of “Beach Slapped” with amazon.com best-seller Barton Grover Howe. His pregnant wife and allegedly caring women; a womb with a view; and tuning out ‘Turn Off Your TV Week’: It’s all here, as Barton gives readers 52 reasons to laugh again.
Mermaid—The Other Other White Meat: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2011)
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Series: Beach Slapped Humor Columns, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,850. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
It's another year of impending disaster and babies on the move—often at the same time—and all the other things that keep leaving readers "Beach Slapped" as Amazon bestseller Barton Grover Howe once again gives readers 52 reasons—54, actually; it was a very long time in New Jersey—to laugh out loud.