A Terrorist Converts

A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Stop Hating America
Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014 by J.M. Porup. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Terrorism
Terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm hates America. More bloodthirsty than Osama bin Laden, he’s notched his Koran so many times that nothing is left but confetti. When a SEAL team tries to take him out in the mountains of Wakistan, al-War defeats them all--and captures the Navy’s first female commando. Their unlikely romance makes him question his hatred of America.
A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Love the NSA
Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,900. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Terrorism
Five times a day, retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm prays to Washington and begs forgiveness. But no answer ever comes. When Special Forces try--and fail--to rescue his wife, Shazam saves the life of a wounded NSA analyst. But is this “analyst” what he seems? Or is he actually an archangel sent down from Washington--with glad tidings of great joy--in answer to Shazam's prayers?
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,490. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Terrorism
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.