Offbeat Humor

Polly!
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Series: Special Honors ยท Offbeat Humor. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2010 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
"Blasphemous...highly offensive"...and VERY funny! Meeting Polly is an adventure where you’ll discover: why snowmen can’t dance; a scene from a previously unseen Marx Brothers movie; the Three Laws of Thermodynamics; and the secret of the universe. Oh, and also the recipe for the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just remember: Nothing's ever hopeless unless you lose all hope.
Quiet Post
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Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,200. Language: American English. Published: August 16, 2014 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Escaping a bad love affair, Martia Rosenthal signs up for an assignment in the Quasiverse, where anything can happen--and often does. Martia encounters mutant snow globes, carnivorous bouquets, locks that are very particular how they open, skies that change color daily, a sporting event with fanged sheeposauruses, and a randomly dead murder victim. But can even she survive the Elevator of Doom?
The World Where Wishes Worked
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Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2011 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
This is a cautionary tale explaining why you should not suffer fools gladly. No matter how perfect a set-up you've got, all it takes is one fool to screw it up. **A fairy tale for adults.**
Grim Fairy Tale
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Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2011 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
Not everything in life is the way it appears in children's books. **A fairy tale for adults.**
When There's No Man Around
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Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,160. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2011 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Goodyear Tires had an ad campaign in the mid-1970s showing a woebegone young woman kneeling beside her car with a flat tire, all alone on a deserted highway in the middle of the night. The caption read, “When there’s no man around, Goodyear should be.” This science fiction story is dedicated to all those poor, helpless women everywhere.