Ashley Hawn, an author of sappy vampire romance novels, finds herself turned into one and must navigate a mystical world far different from the one in her books.
Struggling vampire romance novelist Ashley Hawn was living her dream, until she meets a real vampire and learns just how the mystical world can Suck you In.
Ashley has just begun to heal from a ritualistic sacrifice, when a pack of werewolves show up at the door of her seethe, bringing with them a storm of mystical chaos, all centered on Ashley.
The third book in the Series That Just Plain Sucks. Ashley Hawn's vampire existence has been anything but calm. Turned for the sole purpose of raising a long-dead warlock from the grave, Ashley has spent her new life fighting against those who would use her. Now the warlock is back, and Ashley finds herself connected to him in every way possible.
Sometimes life takes unexpected turns. Josh Franklin, a struggling jazz pianist in the 1950s, is about to learn just what sort of mystical turns life can take when you impress a vampire.