Real Vampires Don't Dance
by Leroy Smith
Price: $2.99 USD. 8350 words.
Language: English. Published on January 17, 2011. Fiction » Horror » General.
Old-school vampire Vili is disgusted by the new, “hot” vampires. He hates Dusk the teen-aged vampire show. He hates Evening, the Dusk Cologne, and he hates vampires who go to boutique hair salons, like Hairy Nation. He shows Miami what a real vampire is all about—a terrifying, bloodthirsty horror.
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