Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
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Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!
The Kiss Off
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,820. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
When sixteen year old Poppy Douglas writes a song about her ex-boyfriend Cam and ex-friend Nikki and uploads it to YouTube, she has no idea that her heartbreak is about to go global. A local band picks up her song from Youtube and soon she’s along for the ride with her own fanbase as they blow up on the local club scene and hit the international charts.
Zahir
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Price: $1.65 USD. Words: 37,330. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Zahir! The one with the evil-eye. When energy speculation cuts deep into the Amazon a diminutive tribe must respond to protect their home. A survey team is lost and a rescue team is sent to find them, but instead of the missing humans they discover a secret that may shatter the world. Deep in the rain forest, when you discover the Zahir, no one gets out alive. Zahir is a non stop thrill ride.
Disillusioned, A Stan Turner Mystery Vol 2
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Series: Stan Turner Mystery, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 87,500. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Top Publications, Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Stan returns to law school after narrowly escaping the United States Marines Corps and court martial for the murder of his drill sergeant. He thinks law school should be a snap after the ordeal he has just endured, but he is wrong and quickly finds himself mired in a web of intrigue and deception that threatens both him and his family.
Vampire Music
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,020. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
When Kristal falls for Saxon, she knows that some sort of monster is torturing him as she succumbs to the demon of anorexia. He disappears shortly after receiving a guitar for his birthday and returns several years later as a rock star, giving her the cold shoulder. Kristal refuses to give up on him, even after learning about his taste for blood. Together they'll battle one of the Dark Ones.
Creating Loyal Profitable Customers
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 33,770. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Customer relations
Creating 47 ways to turn your customers into passionate purchasers KEITH ABRAHAM CERTIFIED SPEAKING PROFESSIONAL AUSTRALIAN BEST SELLER “If you don’t invest time and money in yourself, you are a poor judge of a good investment”
Total Depravity and Free Will
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 24,880. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity
Total Depravity and Free Will by Robert Alan King is a book with 23,700 words. Many in the church today are confused about what the Bible really teaches on the subjects of human depravity, free will, and God's plan in the salvation process. King explores the Bible for a thorough understanding on the true condition of fallen man. Robert Alan King is an ordained minister through Calvary Chapel.
Hidradenitis Suppurativa
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 11,540. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Andale LLC. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Diseases / skin
One of the rare changes thought to be in line with puberty and menopause is a skin disorder known as Hidradenitis Suppurativa (HS). This uncommon skin ailment has alarmed medical practitioners and concerned individuals. The rate of occurrences is difficult to accurately report because victims of this disease sometimes conceal their condition even from close friends and family members.
The Student from Cooper Town Elementary School
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This is a children's book about a first grade student teacher named Alex Donello who is teaching younger gouldian finches all about the alphabet, calendar, shapes, and colors for five days.
The Maiden At Midnight
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,620. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Regency
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Isabella Hathaway has had a dreadful twelve months; her family has no money, her brother is lost and she has been jilted. To provide for her two sisters, she must find a suitable husband, no easy thing when she had been living under a cloud of scandal. When Isabella is kidnapped from a masquerade ball and she believes herself ruined. Little does she know that her future is suddenly looking up...
The Honesties of Love
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,800. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Mondial. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this comedy of bad manners, the ill-matched parents of too young newly-weds Billy and Ann Richardson politely collide in a series of encounters guaranteed to insure catastrophe, when a wry college professor, a glamorous real estate agent, a randy plumber, and a frustrated housewife politely face off on some social and sexual battlefields.
My Aunt Ate Eight Ants!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 490. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Concepts / Words
"My aunt accidentally ate eight ants at a picnic." Fun, entertaining sentences to master the concept of homonyms with associated comedic illustrations. Also includes a list of homonyms and definitions. Enjoy with your children or friends at a party. The sentences are tongue twisting!
Biology Practice Questions: DNA, Gene Expression, and Mutations
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Series: Biology. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Biology
This is a collection of multiple choice, short answer, and true/false questions on DNA, gene expression, and mutations. Topics covered include the structure of DNA, gene expression, transcription, translation, and mutations (point, chromosomal aberrations). These questions are suitable for students enrolled in General Biology or Principles of Biology.
World Series, A Cub Fan's Adventure, Book One: Evers
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 85,410. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
Evers is a lifelong Cub fan. He and his brothers are named after Cub players and unfortunately share "The Curse" that follows the team: they never win anything. Evers enters a contest to win a position with the Cubs. Can he break The Curse? Can the Cubs break The Curse? Follow Evers on a Cub fan's adventure and see if he can unlock that savory but elusive brew called "Victory".
Hoax and Change
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
Hoax and Change is a political passion play, a cautionary tale of what the future could hold for America. What would happen if the government… …kept you healthy by monitoring everything you ate? …defined your social position by the clothes you wear? …rewarded you for your ideology rather than your ability? …put policy ahead of people? …gave you
Bass Guitar For Those With No Talent
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Music » Instruction and Study - General
If you want to learn to play the bass guitar quickly and easily this book is for you. I believe you will find my teaching method unique. You will find the lessons laid out according to key. Each key has four main chords that go together to make up its key. You will learn these four chords in each key. You will also find a section on reading music, the Major Scale, and advanced techniques.
Red Hot and Dead
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Series: The Dr. Christmas Connery Cozy Mysteries, Book 3. Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 56,970. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 1 review)
Finding bones in the Art Department's ceramics kiln is only the beginning. Murder on the normally placid Midstate University campus puts the whole Division of Fine Arts on edge and its director, Dr. Christmas Connery, in danger.
Begin with the End in Mind
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Green living
Want to start tree shaping? This book asks questions to help you look at big picture.
Soul Loyalty: Sisters of the Soul Book Two
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Series: Sisters of the Soul · Sisters of the Soul, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,360. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Ceara is having a very bad year. A serial killer is leaving victims to frame the local vampire family and she is called in to help. She can't remember her past lives, but others can. The trick will be staying alive long enough to answer for past sins and sort through her feelings for Dominic, the alluring master vampire and Colm, the openly hostile but incredibly sexy alpha.
Closing Circles:Trapped In the Everlasting Mormon Moment
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 142,560. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Gray Dog Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Biographical
From R.B. Scott, author of Mitt Romney: An Inside Look at the Man and His Politics, comes a rollicking, brutally candid novel of a young Mormon journalist’s attempt to liberate himself from a failed marriage and the confounding influences of his religious culture and family.