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Coming of Age
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,850. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2011 by Paul Hurst. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Jessica's husband of 34 years left her for a younger woman, she thought her life would be solitary thereafter. How wrong she is: with her children, grandchildren, friends and neighbours and Mother downing cans of Red Bull in her retirement home, plus the activities that go on in a small town, her life is often very funny. There is even new love. Humorous chicklit for the older woman.
Santa Quits Christmas! A Christmas/SF Short Story
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,440. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Santa’s fed up! Lousy weather, unionized elves & no one’s cleaned the reindeer litter boxes in ages. As the world’s population blossoms, getting presents to everyone in one night becomes impossible. Santa’s had it & quits! Now what is the UN going to do? Who will deliver presents on Christmas Eve? How will the world survive without HO HO HO? Santa Quits Christmas! is 2096 words.
The Taming of the Bastard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,640. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2011 by Secret Creek Press. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Working two jobs, Millie thinks she has it all figured out. Soon her dream life will be within her grasp. Unfortunately, she doesn't bargain on meeting Sam. And despite his obvious personality flaws Millie finds him utterly irresistible. Will the man who proudly proclaims his ability to burp the national anthem be the undoing of all her plans? Or can she tame the bastard?
Sanity Clause
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 22,410. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Hard-luck private eye Bubba Mabry needs money at Christmastime, so he takes an onerous job: keeping an eye on the Santas at a local mall. When one of the Santas turns up murder, it's up to Bubba and his wife, newspaper reporter Felicia Quattlebaum, to find out who's been naughty. A hilarious look at the Christmas season, as only Bubba can bring it!
Die Vernissage
Series: Abenteuer auf Balkonien, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: German. Published: April 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Eine fast wahre Begebenheit, aufgezeichnet von Stefan Eckert
Write First Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,190. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Danny Brooks is an English teacher and has a class of teenagers from all over the world. He wants them to write a book while they are studying in England. Write a book - in four weeks? Is Danny Brooks mad? That is a possibility. Will the students write a book? Will they get it published? Read Write First Time and find out.
The Boy and the Wrapper
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,170. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A one-act romantic comedy play. An awkward shut-in (Andrew) is sent to a mall to get medicine and ends up meeting an off-putting volunteer gift wrapper (Anita). Their personalities clash, but Andrew takes a liking to Anita and returns to the mall again and again and again. As December goes on, the two develop an odd relationship, but a happy ending seems out of reach... until Christmas Eve.
A Very Bad Easter
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gory tale of a really really bad Easter. By the author of SinEaster and Faerie Brace-Face.
Food Fight-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
When a young couple's first Christmas dinner doesn't go exactly as planned, trouble ensues. The first fight is always the most important!
A Holiday Explained-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 740. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A twisted tale of several holidays from the National Best-Selling author! Want to know the secret of how Santa Claus gets down all those chimneys? So does someone else, and a confrontation on a frozen rooftop exposes many secrets.
The Case of the Missing Elf [a Diz and Dee mystery]
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2010 by Thunder Valley Press. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Christmas comes early for private investigator Dee and her partner, the grumpy but drop-dead-gorgeous elf Dizzy G, when Santa's elves hire Diz and Dee to find Santa's missing stand in. Santa's taken a sabbatical, and only one elf at the North Pole can fill the big man’s shoes. An elf who’d rather compete in professional food-eating contests than spend one more holiday in Santa’s sleigh.
Lump, A Christmas Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, but when the coal stops coming, the ten-year-old holy terror confronts the victims of his mischief, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done. The shocking secret behind his lumps of coal might just change his life forever.
Of Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Aren't holiday family portraits wonderful? Come read the story of how one of ours became known as "Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls."
tren de vida
You set the price! Words: 2,470. Language: Spanish. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Un joven cualquiera decide hacer un viaje a ninguna parte para ver que puede pasar cuando es el destino que quien lleva el timon de los acontecimientos y sucede que........
Teaching Tania - The case of the cat crimewave
Price: Free! Words: 22,460. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When the headstrong eleven year old Tania gets an idea, NOTHING can divert her from her goal. And nothing gets her going more than the discovery of some injustice in the world. Nor does the 'help' she gets from her somewhat cynical English tutor serve to temper the mayhem. Righting wrongs with Tania comes with considerable collateral damage.
Nutball Season
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
According to Officer Nick Mantino, Nutball Season runs from Halloween to Christmas. This year, he has more than his usual number of nutballs. There’s the geezer who thinks he’s been cast in Miracle on 34th Street. There’s Mrs. Billings, who has told everyone she’ll shoot Santa if he lands on her roof. Now Nick wonders if he's becoming a nutball too.
The Moose And Leo LeSander
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2010 by Four Moons Books. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Leo LeSander was an odd fellow, but things got a little stranger that autumn when he decided he was a bonafide Moose Whisperer, all because one came out of the blue one day to chat with him a bit! Follow Leo's journey from a path of self-imposed divine destiny to a better one of simply accepting those strange little anomalies which happen to cross your path as icing on the cake of your life.
Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
Mistletoe? Check. Fireworks? Check. Pumpkins? Check. Leprechauns? Check. Zombies? Uh oh... Enjoy this seasonal sampling of 8 holiday poems about... the Living Dead!
Über den Wolken
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: German. Published: October 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
NOTE: This is a German short film screenplay which won a 1st prize for best dialogue! In diesem Kurzfilmdrehbuch beobachten wir die beiden Fensterputzer Kalle & Ranjid bei der Arbeit an einer Hochhausfassade. Die amüsante Geschichte gewann den ersten Preis für die beste Dialogszene beim renommierten Writing Tournament 2005 in Berlin.
FREE excerpt from the historical novel, "Massacre at Moniac Crossing," by Janice Daugharty
Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Merry Gay Rose, in a sweet red coat, is riding on back of the wagon driven by her daddy, the Great Hoss Rose. Taking a tram road through the turpentine woods, they are on their way to the funeral of Hoss's deer hunting buddy, Redbone, to deliver the rickety pine box built by Hoss and a scandulous song he wrote to be sung by Merry Gay. The box turns out to be more revealing than the song...