The Thief Who Stole Midnight by Christiana Miller
Price: $1.75 USD. 28880 words.
Language: English. Published on May 6, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
Mike and Maddie are shocked to find their apartment has been robbed -- and the burglar is still there -- passed out and snoring!
But it's New Year's in Chicago, which means that they're on a wait list for the cops.
With Maddie's anti-Chicago, pro-suburbs family due to arrive any minute, they hog-tie the burglar with lingerie and stash him in their room, hoping to fake their way to midnight.