Fiction » Holiday » Humorous

A Barefoot Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,680. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013 by Firefly & Wisp Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It took Stacy and Jake less than a week to fall for each other, but will it last when it seems everything is going against them? Fall in love with Stacy, Jake, Max, Lola and even Pickles in this romantic, heartwarming short story!
Jingle All the Way - A Different Kind of Christmas Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
As our story begins, it is late July, 2006, at NORAD HQ in Peterson, Colorado. But wait! Late July? How can that possibly be a setting for a Christmas story? Well, my friend, you'll just have to sit back, relax, and read this unique and entertaining short fiction piece to find out.
Das gewisse Etwas
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Price: $2.30 USD. Words: 8,870. Language: German. Published: May 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
“Alle Französinnen haben das gewisse Etwas”, doziert der attraktive Jack – und Claire, die leider Amerikanerin ist, möchte ihm so gern gefallen, dass sie kurzerhand für eine Woche nach Nizza fliegt, um herauszufinden, was dieses gewisse Etwas ausmacht. Als sie in Nizza ankommt, trifft sie durch einen Zufall den Franzosen Jacques... Das gewisse Etwas ist eine humorvolle Kurzgeschichte.
Crooked Ass Annie and The Mystery of the Missing Children: A Short Humorous Mystery (Quit School! Collection)
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Series: QUIT SCHOOL! Eight Humorous Short Stories, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,770. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
In the seaside town of Bay Shore, New York in the 1950's, lived an old woman named CROOKED ASS ANNIE. This colorful short story about a REAL PERSON, mixes HUMOR, SUSPENSE and MYSTERY as it takes you into the fascinating world of this elusive and haunting character. "Impressive power... --Kirkus Reviews
Das kommt mir spanisch vor - Amüsante Geschichten über gestrandete Deutsche
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Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 13,970. Language: German. Published: March 19, 2013 by Turnshare Ltd.- Publisher. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die Geschichten handeln von Aussteigern und Rentnern, für die Spanien aus Sonne, Strand und Rotwein besteht. Sie leben in ihrer Parallelwelt und wenn sie auf Einheimische treffen, kommt es oft zu amüsanten Missverständnissen.
The Monaco Grand Prix
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Price: Free! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
This hilarious, true short story, is a real life account of an amazing weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. If you've ever wanted to be wisked away on a hilarious, slighty drunken, crazy weekend, fly on a helicopter, meet wonderful people, drink lots of French wine, wake up in a strange woman's apartment, party around the clock all while watching the F1 Grand Prix, then this short story is for you.
The Valentine War
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,060. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
It’s just before Valentine’s Day, and Cupid is bored. Two mortals seeking to capture him and steal his power promise to fix that problem, but the appearance of three other gods of love from around the world lead to new ones. The two mortals endure gender swaps and other transformations as they become pawns in the Valentine War.
The Dare Me Date
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,760. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Jozy doesn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day. . .again! Especially since she lives in Floral, Wisconsin, one of the most romantic small town in the United States. Maddie, Jozy's long time best friend, dares Jozy to be someone she's not in order to catch the eye of a very handsome stranger. Will Jozy take the dare so she doesn't have to be alone on Valentine's Day or is the joke on her?
Holidayland Apocalypse
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Welcome to Holidayland! --where you check out, but you might not check back in. The holidays are in danger of being wiped out by the humans. Can the creatures of Holidayland implore the Halloween monsters for help? Perhaps maybe some bodyguards? With Guardian angels, gremlins and rainbow toots, someone is bound to have a solution. Too bad for the humans that its insane.
By Any Means
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Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Life's A Beach
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
Waiting
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You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Hank the Happy Snowman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
The Feast of Stevens
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You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
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Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,510. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Fiction, memoir, poetry and a limerick—all in one holiday confection of a book—perfect for a cozy read in front of the fire or poolside—wherever your holidays might take you. Slide your power switch to “on” and say hello to the Wesley Writers. And if your name happens to be Farnsworth? We’ve been looking for you.