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550 New Best Jokes Ever
Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 19,180. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Love Jokes? New Best Jokes: Funny and Very Interesting Jokes, All Your Favorites.
On the Terrace
Price: Free! Words: 4,080. Language: British English. Published: January 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story. A sunny summer holiday. A few days relaxing in the corner of the bar terrace and observing a mixed bunch of guests.
Stroke of Midnight
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,440. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013 by Decadent Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Marley Arbuckle is looking for a little payback, closure, and a boost to her confidence after being cheated on by her fiancé—not necessarily in that order. Choosing a 1Night Stand date in Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve to exact her revenge, she’s planned the affair down to her perfectly styled hair and every last manicured fingernail and pedicured toenail. What she didn’t count on was meeting Ian...
GIT: Camping
Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
New Cat in Town!
Series: BeanZ, The sequel. Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
He's back! He's cool(er)! And he's got a cat?! This cat can talk, too! She's four, nerdy, nasty, and she's got a secret! What happens when this cat "Spills the BeanZ'?" Chaos!!!! Ashlynn's got a secret, too! Can you keep a secret? Shhhhhhh..............
GIT: Fireworks Night
Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
Tom the Target-Tailed Turkey
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,260. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Thanksgiving, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When a pair of feuding families call a Thanksgiving truce and start looking for a feast, Tom the Target-Tailed Turkey grows a little nervous. When he hears their plans to put him on the menu, he flies into a panic. The truce must be cancelled at all costs, if he can just figure out how.
Jingle All the Way - A Different Kind of Christmas Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
As our story begins, it is late July, 2006, at NORAD HQ in Peterson, Colorado. But wait! Late July? How can that possibly be a setting for a Christmas story? Well, my friend, you'll just have to sit back, relax, and read this unique and entertaining short fiction piece to find out.
Das gewisse Etwas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,870. Language: German. Published: May 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
“Alle Französinnen haben das gewisse Etwas”, doziert der attraktive Jack – und Claire, die leider Amerikanerin ist, möchte ihm so gern gefallen, dass sie kurzerhand für eine Woche nach Nizza fliegt, um herauszufinden, was dieses gewisse Etwas ausmacht. Als sie in Nizza ankommt, trifft sie durch einen Zufall den Franzosen Jacques... Das gewisse Etwas ist eine humorvolle Kurzgeschichte.
Das kommt mir spanisch vor - Amüsante Geschichten über gestrandete Deutsche
Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 13,970. Language: German. Published: March 19, 2013 by Turnshare Ltd.- Publisher. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Die Geschichten handeln von Aussteigern und Rentnern, für die Spanien aus Sonne, Strand und Rotwein besteht. Sie leben in ihrer Parallelwelt und wenn sie auf Einheimische treffen, kommt es oft zu amüsanten Missverständnissen.
The Monaco Grand Prix
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This hilarious, true short story, is a real life account of an amazing weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. If you've ever wanted to be wisked away on a hilarious, slighty drunken, crazy weekend, fly on a helicopter, meet wonderful people, drink lots of French wine, wake up in a strange woman's apartment, party around the clock all while watching the F1 Grand Prix, then this short story is for you.
The Valentine War
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,060. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It’s just before Valentine’s Day, and Cupid is bored. Two mortals seeking to capture him and steal his power promise to fix that problem, but the appearance of three other gods of love from around the world lead to new ones. The two mortals endure gender swaps and other transformations as they become pawns in the Valentine War.
Holidayland Apocalypse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Welcome to Holidayland! --where you check out, but you might not check back in. The holidays are in danger of being wiped out by the humans. Can the creatures of Holidayland implore the Halloween monsters for help? Perhaps maybe some bodyguards? With Guardian angels, gremlins and rainbow toots, someone is bound to have a solution. Too bad for the humans that its insane.
By Any Means
Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Life's A Beach
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
Waiting
You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.