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By Any Means
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Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Life's A Beach
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
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Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
Waiting
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You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Hank the Happy Snowman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
The Feast of Stevens
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You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
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Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,510. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Fiction, memoir, poetry and a limerick—all in one holiday confection of a book—perfect for a cozy read in front of the fire or poolside—wherever your holidays might take you. Slide your power switch to “on” and say hello to the Wesley Writers. And if your name happens to be Farnsworth? We’ve been looking for you.
Mistletoe & Murder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,540. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011 by Five Seas Ink. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this holiday short story, Presley goes home for Christmas expecting it to be a relaxing holiday until her old boyfriend, Brian, asks for her help finding out who has been stealing from him and it turns from theft to murder. Why would anyone want to kill Tommy and what was he hiding?
Short Story - Marble City Gold
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
National Award-Winning short story in which Whispering Jack tells how Riddles O'Reilly took him on an Irish Mystery Tour.
All That Glitters
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Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
All that glitters is...Ivy Bloom. After toiling behind the counter at Glitter's Department Store for the past five years, she's ready to make an exit. But not before the store's notorious holiday party gets underway. How will the snooty women, most of them former high school classmates, of incredible wealth feel about her dazzling exit? *This short story was a 600 word challenge.
Christmas at the North Pole Compound
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It's not all Fa-la-la and Ho-Ho-Ho at the North Pole Compound when Santa's elves find someone's stolen the gifts! Can Chief Elf Investigator Finius Flaherty crack the case by Dec. 24th and save Christmas?? A fun, holiday crime story for all ages!
Xmas Is Near!
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Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Joy to the World! A free pre-Christmas present celebrating the spirit of the season and literacy everywhere! The Christmas spirit displaces Christmas-present greed in this charming, fun & touching Twitter novel, now available as a complete eBook. A holiday story for all ages and all perspectives. Author and illustrator Ted Ringer wishes you all the best this holiday season, and in the New Year.
Delayed Departure: A Very Short Story About a Very Short Journey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In this humorous short story, a woman who is prepared for every eventuality tries her hand at being spontaneous.
The Hag's Handbook to a Trouble-Free Thanksgiving Tot-Roast
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,780. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a world where rotten little brats push innocent crones into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper care, that plump Tot-Roast can once again grace every Hag's Thanksgiving table. For one low price, the secrets can be yours. Don't wait. Call now!
George & Ophelia's First Christmas (The Effie Stories, #2)
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Series: The Effie Stories. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,360. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
It’s George and Ophelia’s first Christmas as a married couple, but Effie is only half-concerned about the fact that her sister may or may not be hiding the fact that she’s pregnant. All that Effie wants for Christmas this year is to go out on her first date with Robbie – her boy-that’s-a-friend. Asking Robbie out during a family gathering though, isn’t quite as easy as it seems.
Audio Drama Script - Countdown to Meltdown
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
Mike Masters is on his first day as anchorman at CMN News TV Studio in Atlanta, Georgia. Professor Jeff Harman announces live on air, that a comet will devastate north-eastern USA in less than 30 minutes. He has already notified the White House and the President has fled on Air Force One, leaving behind the Vice-President and Major Fenton, the holder of the nuclear codes briefcase. Chaos ensues.