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Life's A Beach
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
Waiting
You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Hank the Happy Snowman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
The Feast of Stevens
You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,510. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Fiction, memoir, poetry and a limerick—all in one holiday confection of a book—perfect for a cozy read in front of the fire or poolside—wherever your holidays might take you. Slide your power switch to “on” and say hello to the Wesley Writers. And if your name happens to be Farnsworth? We’ve been looking for you.
Short Story - Marble City Gold
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Coming of age
National Award-Winning short story in which Whispering Jack tells how Riddles O'Reilly took him on an Irish Mystery Tour.
All That Glitters
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
All that glitters is...Ivy Bloom. After toiling behind the counter at Glitter's Department Store for the past five years, she's ready to make an exit. But not before the store's notorious holiday party gets underway. How will the snooty women, most of them former high school classmates, of incredible wealth feel about her dazzling exit? *This short story was a 600 word challenge.
Christmas at the North Pole Compound
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It's not all Fa-la-la and Ho-Ho-Ho at the North Pole Compound when Santa's elves find someone's stolen the gifts! Can Chief Elf Investigator Finius Flaherty crack the case by Dec. 24th and save Christmas?? A fun, holiday crime story for all ages!
Xmas Is Near!
Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Joy to the World! A free pre-Christmas present celebrating the spirit of the season and literacy everywhere! The Christmas spirit displaces Christmas-present greed in this charming, fun & touching Twitter novel, now available as a complete eBook. A holiday story for all ages and all perspectives. Author and illustrator Ted Ringer wishes you all the best this holiday season, and in the New Year.
The Hag's Handbook to a Trouble-Free Thanksgiving Tot-Roast
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,780. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In a world where rotten little brats push innocent crones into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper care, that plump Tot-Roast can once again grace every Hag's Thanksgiving table. For one low price, the secrets can be yours. Don't wait. Call now!
Audio Drama Script - Countdown to Meltdown
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mike Masters is on his first day as anchorman at CMN News TV Studio in Atlanta, Georgia. Professor Jeff Harman announces live on air, that a comet will devastate north-eastern USA in less than 30 minutes. He has already notified the White House and the President has fled on Air Force One, leaving behind the Vice-President and Major Fenton, the holder of the nuclear codes briefcase. Chaos ensues.
Come Visit Us Sometime
Price: Free! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred takes care of pushy relatives inviting themselves over. This funny short story is all about that which is never mentioned - the visiting in-laws.
Saint Nick and the Fir Tree
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's the day after Christmas and Saint Nick's on vacation. His first stop: the little town of Greenwood, where he meets a most unusual Tree. Nick and the Tree go out on the town, but a freak snowstorm brings their festivities to an unexpected conclusion.
Hero in a Red Suit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The citizens of a small town in the Old West are held virtual captives by a cruel overlord. A Hero arrives one cold winter's day to save them.
'Twas the Zombie Attack Before Christmas (Text Edition)
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 630. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A twisted take on the classic Christmas poem comes to life as the undead celebrate the holiday in their own way. This is a text only version.
Joy To The Worlds
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,040. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Holiday high jinks in hyperspace... Take one small starship with an unusual crew. Add a grumpy captain, a harried doctor, and a mysterious plague that threatens to destroy the galaxy. The prospect looks bleak. But, hey, it's Christmas, and miracles do happen....
Missing Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,840. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
“Missing Christmas” Is Ginny just homesick, or did she make the mistake of her life? Ginny’s spending her first Christmas away from home, but she’s not feeling jolly. She moved south to be with her boyfriend, and now she’s having serious regrets about leaving her family and friends behind. Does new love trump twenty-three years of holiday tradition? 8,000 words