Fiction » Holiday » Humorous

fasdfads    by andr
Price: $1.99 USD. 1600 words. Language: English. Published on September 2, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

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And the Winner Is?    by Janice Daugharty
Price: $1.99 USD. 4620 words. Language: English. Published on August 26, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Eileen and Duck Dixon were on the verge of splitting up before they learned they'd won the Easter Lottery. Now they're stuck. Then they discover a missing ticket out of the twenty-five each bought. So who actually owns the winning ticket? To make matters worse, Eileen's mother Nell had loaned them the money to buy the tickets. By rights, does the winning ticket belong to her?
The First Nudist    by Janice Daugharty
Price: $2.99 USD. 4330 words. Language: English. Published on August 24, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Following a family reunion, Gransallie learns that her favorite niece, Ophelia, ia a not only a school teacher but a nudist. Hating to be proved wrong, Gransallie tries to defend Ophelia to her granddaughters, who "don't care where they are going or what shape they arrive in as long as they are going." Gransallie is their driver and chapperone on trips to Florida, or just anywhere.
Middagsdags    by MJ Walther
Price: Free! 3670 words. Language: Swedish. Published on July 23, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Middag med familjen på semester kan ta den snällaste själen mot gränslandet till vansinne.
Golf According to Willie    by R. H. Politz
Price: $0.99 USD. 7740 words. Language: English. Published on June 29, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

A hilarious collection of stories, insults and one-liners about the men and women who play golf; If you've never been "on the course", you've missed some of the most comical conversations people have in the semi-secret environment of the fairways and greens. And, it's not just the guys speaking freely. You should hear what some of the "Ladies" are saying when only their friends are around.
Once Upon a Summer    by Janice Daugharty
Price: $2.99 USD. 4600 words. Language: English. Published on June 8, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Sissy, 6, and Jim, 8, have been sent to their father, the community drunk, for the summer, hoping to find food and a kind word from the man they barely know. Always hungry, obviously unwanted, Sissy repeats "Thank the Lord" at every meal, which their grandmother, aunt and uncle find obnoxious. When their father finally speaks to Sissy and Jim it is in the form of a strange goodbye.
Random Rhyming & Christmas Crying A Story of Christmas Origins    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1090 words. Language: English. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 7, 2010. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Is Santa a Slave driver? Exactly for how long has he been around? Are the elves under him willingly? In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions. Santa Claus is probably a slave owner. He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical. And the reindeer are probably gangsters... Hope you like it.
You Could Call It a Christmas Story    by John Nicholas Datesh
Price: $0.99 USD. 2040 words. Language: English. Published on December 25, 2009. Fiction » Holiday » Humorous.

Short, short story about a car that slides off a road in the middle of the Storm of 2009 and the good part that follows.
Celtic Evil The Fitzgerald Brothers A Celtic Christmas    by Sierra Rose
Price: Free! 4250 words. Language: English. Published on December 22, 2009. Fiction » Literature » Drama.

(3.00 from 1 review)
A short holiday story featuring the Fitzgerald brothers as they enjoy their first holiday after being reunited. A humorous look into their lives, snow ball fight and all.
Trip Wire    by Monica P
Price: $1.00 USD. 1010 words. Language: English. Published on November 24, 2009. Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit.

Park lakes are great to hang around. Everyone loves a good morning stroll, or run, as the sun is still waking up. However they are not hazard free. Read about a person's account on why they will never venture near another lake ever again.