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Kill The Cynic
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
The Truth About Santa
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Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The (tongue-in-cheek) truth about Santa from the mind of alter-ego, Patty Kake.
Monsters Merry: 101 Spooky Poems for Little Monsters
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Price: Free! Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
What if “little monsters” went to school? Find out in my tempting collection of 101 Spooky Poems for Little Monsters. This volume is all about Little Monsters, and Little Witches, and don’t forget Little Vampires, Little Goblins and Little Werewolves, too. Includes a bonus chapter for teachers and parents on how to turn these festive poems into teachable moments for your own little monsters.
Beastly Encounters
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Price: Free! Words: 15,860. Language: British English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
BEASTLY ENCOUNTERS Tale #1 from Tales from Corny Cove... Beastly Encounters is the first tale in the author's novel-length book, TALES FROM CORNY COVE (Life in a Cornish Paradise… What could Possibly go Wrong?) released here as a free ebook.
The Haunting of Thanksgiving
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Price: Free! Words: 4,790. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Are all ghosts on Halloween or can some be left over for Thanksgiving? One family found out to their surprise in this family ghost story.
Hamburgers for Thanksgiving?
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Price: Free! Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can Susie successfully cook Thanksgiving dinner, or will the day end in tears?
Holiday Horror Classics Presents: Bum Luck
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Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014 by Burnt Orange. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Holiday Horror Classics' fourth inclusion to the collection of holiday madness. The series consists of entertaining scary stories surrounding American Holiday themes and the horrors they may bring. This short story involves a case of Bum Luck and tells what happens when your wish comes true and your luck runs out. Happy St. Patrick's Day
Holiday Horror Classics Presents: True Love?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014 by Burnt Orange. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Holiday Horror Classics' third inclusion to the collection of holiday madness. The series consists of entertaining scary stories surrounding American Holiday themes and the horrors they may bring. This short story asks what is True Love? and tells of an unconventional St. Valentine's Day celebration. ( may not be suitable for audiences younger than 16 years of age). Happy Love Day
56 Best Jokes Ever
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Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Funny and Very Interesting Jokes, All Your Favorites.
On the Terrace
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Price: Free! Words: 4,080. Language: British English. Published: January 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story. A sunny summer holiday. A few days relaxing in the corner of the bar terrace and observing a mixed bunch of guests.
GIT: Camping
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Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
New Cat in Town!
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Series: BeanZ, The sequel. Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
He's back! He's cool(er)! And he's got a cat?! This cat can talk, too! She's four, nerdy, nasty, and she's got a secret! What happens when this cat "Spills the BeanZ'?" Chaos!!!! Ashlynn's got a secret, too! Can you keep a secret? Shhhhhhh..............
GIT: Fireworks Night
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Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
The Monaco Grand Prix
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Price: Free! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
This hilarious, true short story, is a real life account of an amazing weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. If you've ever wanted to be wisked away on a hilarious, slighty drunken, crazy weekend, fly on a helicopter, meet wonderful people, drink lots of French wine, wake up in a strange woman's apartment, party around the clock all while watching the F1 Grand Prix, then this short story is for you.
By Any Means
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Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Life's A Beach
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Waiting
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You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
The Feast of Stevens
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You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
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Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
All That Glitters
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Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
All that glitters is...Ivy Bloom. After toiling behind the counter at Glitter's Department Store for the past five years, she's ready to make an exit. But not before the store's notorious holiday party gets underway. How will the snooty women, most of them former high school classmates, of incredible wealth feel about her dazzling exit? *This short story was a 600 word challenge.