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Screwtape Lost and Found – The Business of Democracy’s Eidolons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Democracy is replete with below average politicians, right? And they are below average because their Demons thrive in Democracy, right? These wraiths, over whom democratic idealism weeps, come and go; and come again. By the author of Colin’s Head Bumps and Aphrodite’s Cold.
The Predicament of Redwood Paddock
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Price: Free! Words: 66,390. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Predicament of Redwood Paddock is a political satire. It is pure fiction, or is it? A little guy takes on the might of the closed ranks of government. It's a David and Goliath billing, with an ending which may be surprising, yet predictable.
Mrs Von Dippel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This is dead letter by a young opinionated girl to her teacher. It is a comical look at priorities.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Patrick Mesh; The Life And Times
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a story about the life of Patrick Mesh, a preacher's son gone rogue.
Vegetable Intervention: An Eaten Short Story
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Series: Eaten. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: American English. Published: August 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
An unapologetic carnivore's trip to the grocery store goes strangely wrong.
O Autor Esquartejado
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: Portuguese. Published: August 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Diretor e autor se dilaceram pela hegemonia da cena. Comédia teatral em um ato para quatro atores. Indicado a melhor texto nos XIV Jogos de teatro de Blumenau, em 2009.
The Mascot (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
His first day at a new school, Winston discovers there's something very wrong with his classmates. A short satire. (~3700 words)
Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers (A Sadie Novella) Version: Twisted
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,990. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014 by Suzanne Tyrpak. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Sadie may seem like the typical girl next door—except she isn’t. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub, floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie’s Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie’s bizarre childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. Twisted version.
Eaten: Episode 1
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Series: Eaten. Price: Free! Words: 13,860. Language: American English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
A group of vegetable terrorists attempt to take down an empire of processed foods.
Real Estate With Real Attitude
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,110. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An offbeat fictional portrait of the women from popular TV real estate programming that also highlights serious flaws in the foundations of the real estate industry and its now and then questionable ethics.
Cinnamon Sweat
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Price: Free! Words: 25,280. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A no-hit group from the 1970s called Cinnamon Sweat performs at a virtual ghost town for Deb, the band’s original and now only member of its fan club. While the event is being broadcast live online for a reality-style website, the producers focus on Deb’s personal issues rather than The Big Story: what happened to the band's original guitarist during that fateful tour of 1975?
Superficial Sacrifices
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this offbeat satire, a high priest living in ancient Egypt’s Golden Age reluctantly comes to grips with the distracting elements of modern life and its impact on religious devotion during the grand exposition of his kingdom’s most sacred holiday.
Judith the Obscure
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Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Judith Nussbaum just woke up to find fifty thousand, Italian honneybees nesting in her hemlock tree, and all the diazepam in the universe won't make the swarm go away.
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (M)
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (F)
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,240. Language: Australian English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In my earlier days I was quite the foolhardy young rake and had a great many outrageously wild and exciting adventures. This is not one of them.
Safe and Secure in Atropia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A couple recently moved into a master planned gated community, kept up to exacting standards by aerial surveillance, "helpful" bureaucrats, and of course the vigilant HOA. But having to worship a parking meter seems a little much. This farcical satire of suburbia illustrates that totalitarianism isn't always an iron-fisted dictatorship (yet), and it may be closer to home than one might think.
Kings of the Night
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You set the price! Words: 83,070. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
John Paris wakes up in a hospital bed, in a coma, listening to doctors discussing his coming death. Just before the final moment he finds himself in someone else's body. His desperation to discover who he was throws him into a dark world of murder, betrayal, revenge, love, black magic, a teen pop sensation band, and the quest for everlasting life
Divine Intermission: Edge of Everything
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,220. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Carl is accidentally immortal, his best friend is an otherworldly being named Chip, and his most recent vacation was to a pocket universe called The Infinite Beach, where he found himself face to face with a retired deity. It is after parting from this immaculate paradise that we rejoin Carl and his friends on their quest to fix the multiverse. The Cosmic Swing of Things hangs in the balance.