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ISIS Is Coming! ISIS Is Coming! ISIS is Coming!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Donny the Drone, a non-sentient blogging United States military unmanned fix winged aerial vehicle, interviews the phrase “The War on Terror” about ISIS, The Cheney Administration, Neoconmen, Muslim No Go Zones and the 2016 United States Presidential Election Campaign.
The Soul Train
Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 27,960. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The Afterlife is filled with the kind of people you would cross the street to avoid. Most people stick it out until the angels come to collect them. Problem is, that can take forever. The impatient find the drudgery of everyday life just too much to bear and give up their souls....to me. Read the collection of stories and learn what life is really like when you die.
Hobson's Choice
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,080. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
How would you poison your spouse? That's the dilemma Andrew faces when he decides to do away with his wife and collect the life insurance money. When his wife gets wind of the plan she also gets in on the act. Finally, their son decides he's had enough of the game and demands they go to a marriage guidance councillor. On the way there tragedy strikes.
How to Become a Bodyguard for Celine Dion's Larynx
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 by Untreed Reads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Ever wonder how contemporary singing divas protect their voice boxes? Well, wonder no more! In the satirical short story, an over-achieving nine-year-old unknowingly embarks on an unlikely career path en route to working for Celine Dion, the popular singing sensation. You'll laugh and you'll cry as the narrator of the story, a gifted child with a MENSA I.Q., navigates through her journey .
How to Make Easy Money by Pretending to be Homeless
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Small business and entrepreneurship, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The definitive guide to effectively panhandling for profit, regardless of actual housing status. If you want to live the dream of being an entrepreneur without the start up costs and actual business knowledge, then this is the book for you. Greg Johle leverages business knowledge and experience for you, providing this tongue-in-cheek guide to earning easy money while eroding your soul.
Working Retail
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A recent college graduate works at MediaTown to make ends meet after the zombie apocalypse ruined his prospects of employment in his field. He was promised a cushy job at a tech firm after graduation, but unlike him, the firm did not survive the outbreak. Now, he is struggling to pay off his student loans, while not only dealing with problem customers, but zombies who want to buy HDTVs and laptops
The Weekends of Sally Virtue. May & June
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,850. Language: American English. Published: May 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
Sally Virtue is 10 years old and an only child living in a small town in Texas. She finds life boring, but looks forward to visiting her gran in Austin to break the monotony of her mundane life. Fear of spiders is nothing compared to living next door to a murderer.
Captain Walker and the Meaning of Life
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,370. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is the story of Reno Walker, an alcoholic starship captain and former space pirate who, after escaping from an intergalactic prison planet designed to bore the bajeebers out of its inhabitants, has a chance meeting with a socially awkward scientist that believes he's discovered a way of finding the physical location of the creator of the entire universe.
Play The Fool
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 14,840. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Jack gets run over by an ice cream van. In the Afterlife, he meets a demon who forbids him to have any physical contact with women or he'll lose his soul. Meanwhile, he has to raise money for repairs to the local church or he'll get moved somewhere much worse. With too few parishioners, and the arrival of his sexy housekeeper, things prove extremely difficult.
What the Hell Were You Thinking?: Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions
Series: The Alternate Reality News Service, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,580. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The sixth collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles is the second to feature the advice columns of Amritsar and The Tech Answer Guy. This humourous science fiction journalism may not be as good as your mom's chicken soup, but at least it won't nag you to tell it when you're going to get married!
What A Weekend!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,860. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A synthesis of characters encountered on a Facebook group. I would put this as too far out to believe before reading what they post regularly. This is a satirical comedy piece. The characters do not exist in reality ... well, maybe they do.
Lizzie, come back, please
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lizzie lunges for the passenger side door handle and manages it with ease using her mouth. The door not only opens but she somehow pushes it forward and then Lizzie turns and grabs the sleeve of Murdoch’s jacket in her mouth. Soon Lizzie has Murdoch half way out of the burning vehicle. She is free of the inferno but the selfless rescue of her master is uppermost on her mind it seems. What a dog!
Camp Scamps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Alright, kids, a big hi de ho to you all and welcome to camp Itchywatchygoochie-e-e-e!’ A kids’ summer camp? Murdoch as a camp counsellor? Surely there has to be more to this latest Murdoch adventure than whiny, wallet-making, pre-pubescent kids. Doesn’t there? Has Murdoch completely lost his mind? Do we even need to answer that question?
Malcolm Maloney, World Wide Plague
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Five minute read. World's first internet troll! For the first time! The true story!
Salvation Coinage
You set the price! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Money & monetary policy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God save the pun from pundissers. A new coinage for America, punny money as a means to national salvation. Description of coins spelled out and impact on national psyche examined for the good of the nation.
The Shreds of Character
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 50,880. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: May 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
People didn’t care what she heard, and it was only fair that she didn’t care what they heard. Befitting even. Somehow, it didn’t feel wrong, or disastrous. But he wanted to kill her. How could she do it knowing she had a brother? Didn’t she feel guilty doing it? Set in a small town of Punjab, The Shreds of Character is the tale of a disgraced family and of an enraged guilt.
Arlo and Jake Enlist
Series: The Adventures of Arlo and Jake. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,400. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Jake's retirement consists of beer, brats, watching beach bunnies pass by his patio deck and trading wisecracks with Arlo, his pet chameleon. OK, so it's a one-sided exchange, Jake doesn't mind. Book One, 'Arlo and Jake Enlist', follows the adventures of our dippy duo as they are snapped off the beach and into service as ABSs (Able Bodied Spacemen). Wait till you meet Pixie and Captain Starla!
To Kill a Bunyip
Series: Hollow Log Stories. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,550. Language: Australian English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A fishing village, a writing competition, two dogs and a cat, a tranny politician, and a Bunyip that is killing fishermen. A satirical look at life and religion and myths. My apologies to literary greats as George Orwell, Euripides, Aristophanes, and Spike Milligan; authors who inspired me to write this book. I will sit in the corner and wait for the brickbats or bouquets.
Green Jean Humor: Volumes 31-34
Price: Free! Words: 18,000. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains volumes 31-34 of the humor and satire zine, Green Jean Humor.
The Brief, Happy Career of Judas Talbot, Circuit Riding Preacher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Western
Judas Talbot, the 22 year old youngest of the Talbot boys in the 1860s Texas panhandle, mistakes the primal urges in his gut for a calling to preach the gospel. He hits the circuit where he finds the women amenable and the men bad shots. Thankfully. If you enjoy laugh-out-loud humor, come along.