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Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,200. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
The Closet Trip
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"I've been around the block a couple of times, if you know what I mean. 'Course I got lost both times." In a unique reversal of the usual "coming out" story, a man living a gay lifestyle finds himself increasingly attracted to women.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Sex in the Church
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
There’s a lot of sex happening in the Church. It’s talked about, read about, prayed over. Meetings are held. Hell some of them even do it! And the really evil ones do it to whom they mustn’t. The Church is truly the Devil’s playground. And blame Demons it does!
Where Do Lonely Socks Go?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The answer to the the riddle that has plagued mankind since the invention of footwear is finally here.
Grizzel and The Road to Hell
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,760. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The Battle between Good and Evil is not going well. Our two heroes, through no fault of their own are catapulted into an adventure to set things right and bring about order in a Cosmos which is getting a bit frayed around the edges. Along the way they have demons to outwit and witches to appease while trying to save lost souls. Will they succeed and survive Armageddon?
Europa's Hum
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Price: Free! Words: 2,570. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A planetary scientist and an astronaut make an intriguing flyby of Jupiter's moon, Europa.
Michael Porters strategy for begging
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Satire on how we judge and give alms to beggars which is often reflection of ourselves.
Concept Album
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You set the price! Words: 11,330. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Short stories like this: "Do you like NME-style music? And fairies? And salamanders? And autopsies? And Japanese candy? And hurricanes? And robots? And witches? Then what are you waiting for?"
I Can't Remember
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Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One man's battle with himself & his memory. At least, I think that's what it's about - I can't seem to remember.
The Song of the Six Gun
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Look, Suzette, I know that little Billy told you about his daddy robbin’ the bank in all confidence and that you only told the deputy so they might capture him before he carries out his surely ill-fated plan, but I’ve just got to go into the hills and kill the man.’ Join Murdoch as he takes on the role of the singing cowboy. Will he stop Blue Bill and win the heart of purdy school-marm Suzette?
In The Wars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Krauts!’ someone screams and the men are running every which way. ‘Good . . . I mean, damn!’ Murdoch says. As all are in confusion, Murdoch runs straight ahead. He needs to instruct this company in the correct application of the hand grenade. As he runs, he extracts the pin of one with his teeth. Sure enough, up ahead a tank rumbles straight towards him. From the turret, the gun swivels . . .'
The Treasure of Sienna Padre
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘You led me into a trap, my friend,’ Murdoch says addressing the bleeding man. ‘You knew damn well that I was almost certain to be killed. I must admit that, for a while there, I was convinced that the old man was on the level. That is until he led me into the Sienna Padré Mountains...' There are rumours of gold in the Sienna Padre mountains. Murdoch also knows those hills are full of banditos.
The Murdoch Files: Volume 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,020. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Murdoch - the stereotypical hero of all B-Grade stories - is an idiot. The Murdoch Files: Volume 1 follows Murdoch's adventures through the genres of the 1940s and 50s. The world is black and white. It is a time when action and adventure were high: where danger and death were all part of the days work; where men were men and women . . . weren't. This Volume contains the first 12 Murdoch adventures
Beauty Never Dies ( A Grimm Diaries Prequel #3 )
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Price: Free! Words: 8,780. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
What if all you knew about fairytales was wrong? Peter Pan has a plan. Since it's been hundred years since they were all cursed by the Brothers Grimm, he is about to wake up Sleeping Beauty, his eternal lover. Oops, you didn't know that. Blame it on the Grimms.
The Mysterious Jagg
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You set the price! Words: 7,200. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
All's fair in love and politics... It's election time in Heelcliff and in the arena of politics, it's a free-for-all of lies and slander. Paper delivery nit, Munchnit, is in the thick of it. The Nits of Heelcliff are unhappy with the news he delivers, his grandmother is about to ambush him and the track of his life is set to take a sharp zig with the arrival of a mysterious (and gorgeous) Jagg.
Orconomics: A Satire
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 115,890. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Orconomics: A Satire introduces Arth, a world much like our own but with more magic and fewer vowels. For licensed heroes, slaying and looting the forces of evil is just a job. The Heroes' Guild has turned adventuring into a career, selling the rights to monsters’ hoards of treasure as investment opportunities.
Farewell my Big Sleeping Little Sister
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Don’t worry, sweetcakes, if anyone can find your sister, I can.’ Murdoch, private dick, is on the job. Sweet All-American Girl, Mavis Tralalalalah has gone missing. She has been running with the wrong crowd and her sister fears she may be in trouble with the law. As Murdoch mixes with shady characters and the seedy nightclub world, he comes to realise that the case is not what it seems.