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Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,810. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a hilarious voyage of vocabulary and actions that the author compiled from G Rated Emails that went out to personal friends over the years. It gives away his antics, jokes and peculiar sense of humor that those who know him have come to appreciate and constantly laugh about over the years.
Charlie Sparrow: Winged Whistleblower
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,380. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fred Appleby was walking home one night and while passing under a tree, a voice called out to him. He responded, "Hello? I don't see anyone. Where are you?" "Look up." Fred squinted and saw a sparrow on a branch looking down at him. "Is this a practical joke?" "No it's me, I'm looking at you." "What... you're the bird?" "Yup the bird. That's me." Charlie then explains to Fred how he became a bird
Гунтис Гуркитис
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Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: Russian. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Гунтис Гуркитис очень любил деньги. Он их просто боготворил! К чему привела его эта любовь - читайте в рассказе!
Banana You Glad I Didn't Say Orange: A Love Story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
An accurate depiction of the entirety of the human race and it's inevitable descent into love.
A Case of Mistaken Identity- an alien abduction testimonial
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fellow dressed up like a bishop and on his way to a fancy dress party is mysteriously abducted and brought to a strange place where he is beaten and then hanged by his abductors. Luckily he survived and this is his tale. An earthbound parfable by the author of Morning Star and Gas in the Stomach.
Roger Faraday Earth's Ambassador
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Price: Free! Words: 73,540. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Why do Mogonites have to chase their guests down before a barbecue? Why are cows the most feared creatures in the galaxy? Who stole Earth’s moon? What are dogs actually thinking? The human race is on the verge of eradication and possibly the only man who stands between the deaths of billions and their safety is a skinny fellow dressed in a red and yellow Pizza Star uniform.
Сатанинские мысли
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 13,080. Language: Russian. Published: January 24, 2014 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
На площади меня ловит развратница, в переходе — проповедник. Через телевидение, газеты и радио они вламываются ко мне в дом. Они повсюду! Грех и святость. Церковь и эротика. Рынок. Хочется кушать. И не только кушать. Поп в поле работать не пойдёт, шлюха — тоже. У меня кошелёк, у них — товар. Поп предлагает рай небесный, шлюха — земной. Конкуренция. Шлюха меня отвращает от своего конкурента, конку
Suzanne
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,680. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2014 by Bumper Crop Productions Inc.. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
When Suzanne Braun, a sexy but impoverished widow, is invited by her brother-in-law Douglas to spend the summer at the family cottage, she heads north in search of a wealthy husband. Douglas’s wife Catherine is aghast. She fears Suzanne will ensnare her brother Mark, recently returned from Japan, and she will do anything to prevent it. An irresistible force is about to meet an immovable object.
Would You Rather? The Server Edition
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is list of 101 Would you rather questions directed towards servers. At the bottom of each page is a 'server scavenger hunt' that pairs with the 'would you rather' question
Лучшие анекдоты
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: Russian. Published: January 10, 2014 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Офицер пришел с наряда, А дети: - Пап, давай играть! - Я так умаялся, ребята, Мне бы немножечко поспать! Малыш, ну ладно, слез не лей, Мы поиграем в Мавзолей! Я буду Ленин, а вы немые Постойте тут, как часовые!
The Klumps Mysteries: Season One (Episode 8)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,770. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2014 by Kidneymountain Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The eighth and final episode of The Klumps Mysteries: Season One Many loose ends are tied, while some are inadvertently (or on purpose???) unraveled. Meh, whatchyou gonna do? Libby Klump faces off with the Town Council while an assassin lies in wait. The police department scrambles to find their chief before it's too late. Don Klump has a battle of wits with his captor. Oh dear.
An Internal Monologue Concerning Nuggets and Fries
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A short piece of mental shillyshally concerning what is good and what is bad about nuggets and fries which are the desired foods for this voice who is talking from beside his bed one summer morning. He’s a poet, who lives alone, but he has a car and also he has a special relationship with the supermarket. A curious parfable by the author of Henry’s War Effort, Gas in the Stomach and Thinkfish.
The Mystery of the Missing Taxicabs
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Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,660. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, this time to try to save New Year's Day. The evil genius Dr. Sinister has stolen the Psycho-Cab-O-Meter, a device for psychically summoning taxicabs, and has re-engineered it so the cabs will never come. It's up to Diamond, Guy, and their allies to put a stop to Dr. Sinister's nefarious plans while at a New Year's Eve cocktail party.
Grand Disasters What Kevin McCloud Really Thinks?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Kevin McCloud's true feelings about what passes for architecture appear to be well hidden. In direct proportion to the featured owner-idiocy-index, KMac assumes the temperament of the reasonable man. As the owners' naivety / arrogance / imprudence / crassness increases so does KMac's professional balance and just assessment. But look past his mild qualms as expressed to
George Goes To Heaven
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
George buys a ticket to heaven for three days. How much more does he expect?
The Demise of Fyne Literature
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Who killed Fyne Literature? The Fictional Book Investigation Agency is on the case—and the lead investigator is closer to the culprit than he realizes. Ivy League wants to learn who murdered the love of her life. The Fictional Book Investigation Agency agrees to take the case, and soon discovers a surplus of suspects.
Lessons From the Campfire
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 47,320. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013 by Itoh Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Every April, as soon as the thermometer hit sixty-five degrees, the itch to go camping struck John like a bad patch of poison ivy. I knew better than to argue the merits of staying home until the local weatherman could promise nightly temps above freezing. I had not won that argument in thirty years of marriage to the man.
Labor Pains
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,850. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Labor Pains is the hysterical debut from C.A. Huggins. It tells the story of Kevin Taylor, a woefully mediocre man, who finds himself at a crossroads in his mid-30's. Everyday his alarm clock wakes him up for the cold realization that he has to go to a job that he downright loathes. His cubicle is his own private jail cell for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
The Altruist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Spurned by love he dedicated himself to a love of all things - but would she notice him now? (Deep sigh.) Short short - 1K words.
The Knife...And The Newf
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Series: The Bruno Adventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
So! You think only humans have adventures? Have you never watched "Milo and Otis" or "Homeward Bound?" Bah! Meet Bruno the Newf, and share his consternation as he struggles with the baffling Humans, most of whom need minders that few of them possess. In this installment, our hero must deal incisively with a fractured marriage, a late-night intrusion...and a knife.