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Comfortably Dumb
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You set the price! Words: 29,980. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Journalist Carson Wade is on a mission to embed himself with a rock band. He wants to find out where the passion for music leads to the desire to perform it. There’s only one problem. He’s unknowingly embedded himself with the worst Southern cover band in history.
Daddy's Kobo Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 4,820. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains five flash fiction stories by indie writers written as a protest against the treatment of all self-published writers by Kobo and WH Smith.
Grandma's Broom and Other Witchy Poems
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: American English. Published: October 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
A collection of (mostly humorous) poems told from the viewpoint of a modern-day witch and ceremonial magician, as well as a wounded comedian. Subjects include witchcraft and magic, classical mythology, girl scouts, and modern life. A couple of poems deal with the subject of bullying and child abuse (warning--possible triggers). Plus as a bonus, there are a couple of poems about cats.
Addicted and Slightly Insane
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,360. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013 by Hercules Bantas. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Every civilization needs to reflect on what is or is not important. In times gone by, it was knowledge, love, or honor. Things have changed. A collection of stories that highlights just how far we have fallen in a little over two thousand years.
Da Vinci's Rolling Pin
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Series: Douglas T. Vale's Short Stories, Book 83. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,280. Language: American English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A seeker delves into an unknown part of history involving Da Vinci and a special rolling pin, and the modern conspiracies that obscure it. A humorous contemporary fantasy short story.
Srebrenica Massacre: a Dutch fairy story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Srebrenica Massacre: a fairy story for grown-ups based on the official Dutch army report on the Srebrenica massacre. When the killer lambs’ supply of soft tissue toilet paper runs out, the outlook for the goats is ominous as the Big Bad Wolf closes in.
Gods and Heroes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,740. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013 by Hercules Bantas. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The Mad God Monos, who insists people eat meat only on Wednesdays and have relations only during the full moon, had mustered an army and was poised to invade Helvenica. The people of Helvenica needed a hero, a brave warrior to defend their right to eat meat and relate whenever they pleased. What they got was Fotio, a reluctant hero with a bad attitude towards religion and a tendency to daydream.
Dead Man's Mail
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Short Story: When a foolish marketing letter is mailed to long-departed Maurice D. Griswold, an unexpected, otherworldly, response results.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
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Price: Free! Words: 43,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
Dark Moonlighting 3: Live Free or Dark Moonlighting Hard
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,570. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns to take on a new job. He teams up with a sexy Israeli spy to take on the most evil vampire who has ever lived in this third book in the humorous series.
8 Funny Detective Stories with Maynard Soloman, Gal-Damn Detective
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Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 49,660. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
8 Funny Detective Stories represents Maynard Soloman's first eight cases of mystery, malarkey and misadventure. Each combines the slapstick fun of The Pink Panther with the sharp wit of The Onion, if both lived in an RV watching nothing but old Westerns. Fans of Carl Hiaasen's crime fiction humor, Elmore Leonard's bumbling bad guys or snappy current events satire will enjoy these quick reads.
Not For Women's Eyes
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Price: Free! Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A secret organization of men has been working for two hundred years to achieve women's equality. Now they must consider the results of their efforts. Perhaps they should call the whole thing off? It might be too dangerous for men themselves. A certain sense of humor may be needed to appreciate this short piece.
Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
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Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story. A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action. * BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.
The Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set (The entire 6-book series)
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 275,930. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
This collection contains all six books in the Fat Vampire series! *** Save $7 over buying the books individually! *** This set contains: * Fat Vampire * Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken * Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat * Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger * Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse * Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
Fighting Ela-Falla-Phobia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013 by Symes-Mobberley House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For phobia suffers everywhere, especially for those of whom are terrified of elevators. We hope that this will give you some comical relief of your symptoms.
Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,030. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war, and life is good. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in. Humans are still around, though, because the alpha species needs to eat. As Reginald steps into his destined role as a leader, he faces a startling realization about humanity... but it may already be too late.
Brazilian Elevator Tales
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,950. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Brazilian Elevator Tales contains 14 humorous short stories featuring elevator operators or passengers involved in a variety of situations that deal with culture, corruption, politics, economics, and the Brazilian "jeitinho", finding an original way to get around an impediment. Some stories end with the character's disappointment, doubt or confirmation of beliefs that surprise the reader.
Political Poop: A Satirical Look At How Government Impacts America
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,630. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Along with his books, author Vincent Yanez also wasted time writing the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart - so instead, he decided to make fun of it. This is a collection of those satire pieces and cartoons that made their way around the internet.
Shutdown Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A real-time account of one man's experiences during the apocalyptic government shutdown of the United States government in 2013. This project started as a series of Facebook posts I did as the shutdown was going on (so keep in mind this e-book is very short). Now that it’s over, why not share the collection of posts with you? The events described may or may not be true. Judge for yourself.
A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter
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Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.