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Man Sues Machine - Judicial First
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Man Sues Machine - Judicial First E. Desmond Buntzel has secured a place in judicial history as the only human (so far) to sue a machine – the Fairlight Weight Master – for personal damages. Mind you, he is not suing the inventor or the company that assembled it, he is suing the machine itself.
Screwtape Lost and Found - Over Six Billion People can be Wrong
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Over six billion people can be wrong looks at how the Enemy, with over six million demons against him, endures in this modern world despite the overwhelming odds. A case of blasphemy is closely looked at, the conclusion being that battles are won but the war continues.
Herodotus - The Gnome of Sofia
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Price: $5.50 USD. Words: 84,730. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2013 by Memoirs Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Political intrigue, deception and murder, Herodotus – The Gnome of Sofia has it all. Sir Arthur Cumberpot has an unspectacular career when he is appointed British Ambassador to Bulgaria. Due to unforeseen mishaps his wife Annabel is accused of being a spy but is guilty of nothing, other than being the biological daughter of Jim Kilbey.
A Igreja Queima-Dinheiro
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,300. Language: Portuguese. Published: April 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Paulo Alexandre, o Profeta Cego, introduz em Portugal uma nova igreja, a Igreja Queima-Dinheiro (ou a Exura Pecunia). Ele evangeliza e espalha a sua mensagem. Em pouco tempo muitos se convertem, aderindo ao novo culto. Nele a acção do rito mais significativa é a de queimar, literalmente incinerar o dinheiro (na forma de notas).
The Consumer Reporter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,190. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this brief collection of humorous essays about the people who buy products, Jonathan Land turns one's daily purchases into skewed sociological observations. You'll never look at kid's toothpaste the same again.
O'Grady's Wake: A Short Story
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Series: QUIT SCHOOL! Eight Humorous Short Stories, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Religious
Has meeting a perfect stranger ever changed the way you see things? It will happen if you attend O'Grady's Wake! Charming you with an array of humorous...but WELL-INTENTIONED characters.... Bennett will startle you at the end of this story with a BEAUTIFUL and PENETRATING TRUTH.
A Letter from a Poor Vampire for the People of Albion
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Price: $1.19 USD. Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A Letter from a Poor Vampire for the People of Albion is a work of fiction and non-fiction and many resemblance to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental.The characters are productions of the reality and author’s imagination and used, more or less, fictitiously. Some of the caracteristiques of this e-book: political humor, pamphlets, political satire in photo-caricatures.
Scribbling
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Series: Adventures of Neville Lansdowne. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,920. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Neville Landsdowne accidentally pushes the world out of shape, he meets a new bunch of eccentric characters, and embarks on another strange and wholly unexpected adventure.
Who Can I Tell?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Alien abduction story. An alien explains to abductee Tony, how their world looks upon ours. He speaks to Tony of our present, and reveals much of the future to him. He is astounded by such knowledgeable revelations. The story is presented in a light hearted manner, which is intended to be both amusing and entertaining. This future is only a little over a light year away, so be prepared.
Fat Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 38,130. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
When overweight salesman Reginald Baskin meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just bad luck that Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just more bad luck that he wakes up to find he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
W. B. Yeats and the Secret Masters of the World
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 100,260. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
In the twilight of the Victorian age an ancient enemy appears. Only William Yeats, poet and magician, can save his people and the woman he loves.
Future Historians Look Back
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Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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A gathering of toddlers debates current trends in history and the arts. This short story first appeared in Toasted Cheese Literary Journal in Volume 12, Issue 2, June 2012.
The Ruling Thatcher Dynasty in the Year 7024 AD
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This short tale is a political satire and is set in the future where two branches of conservatism rule; one by the law of ideas, and the other by moral law. The story give examples of how each can work together to resolve social issues, although one, caused by the missing number 5, has created a rift between them.
Maria Stella non lo deve sapere!
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Price: $10.79 USD. Words: 13,850. Language: Italian. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Il ritratto sarcastico e realistico di una certa “malascuola”, a cui la recente riforma ha soltanto dato il “colpo di grazia”, emerge attraverso la narrazione delle tappe salienti di un anno scolastico in un liceo di provincia del centro Italia. Se la vicenda non propone la narrazione di fatti di rilevanza eccezionale, offre invece una prospettiva del tutto nuova dalla quale osservare eventi...
The Accidental Career of Hilary Darke
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 89,160. Language: British English. Published: March 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Hilary Darke. Struggling writer. Reluctant temp. Highly effective killer. Hilary's desperate to get out of the civil service. Faced with a bullying boss and an endless stream of admin, her dreams of becoming a bestselling author seem to be receding farther into the future. Until she commits her first murder, which opens up a whole new world of possibilities...
Masonic Readings and Recitations
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2013 by James Green. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Merry Mason may be safely depended upon to provide a good programme, but this short volume goes a little way to add to the Merry Masons repotoire.
Originated Under Twin Suns
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 100,950. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Originated Under Twin Suns is the tale of the Voyager space craft (launched in 1977) and what happens when sentient rocks find wisdom and guidance for behavior in the space probe's iconic information plaque that literally falls into their possession.
The Umpire Has No Clothes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,280. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humor to some and horror to others, THE UMPIRE HAS NO CLOTHES whistles and points fingers at our most iconic of ironies: namely, sports obsessions. For those wishing to save themselves or others from a fate worse than boredom.
Fred's Evil Plan to Take Over the World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,820. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fred the cat has come to take over the world ... or so he claims. In short blog entries, Fred divulges aspects of his plan as they manifest themselves in the daily life he shares with Man, Woman, two dogs and several other cat minions. Warning: contains some litter box humor and depictions of recreational catnip use.
Le scarpette d'oro
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Price: Free! Words: 3,800. Language: Italian. Published: March 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
La materia si scambia con la materia. La coscienza individuale contro quella collettiva. In una realtà, come un mondo parallelo. Attraverso parole, fatti e simboli si sviluppa il racconto. Il castello come centro del potere. Ma anche sopra tutti gli insiemi di poteri.