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The Accidental Career of Hilary Darke
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 89,160. Language: British English. Published: March 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Hilary Darke. Struggling writer. Reluctant temp. Highly effective killer. Hilary's desperate to get out of the civil service. Faced with a bullying boss and an endless stream of admin, her dreams of becoming a bestselling author seem to be receding farther into the future. Until she commits her first murder, which opens up a whole new world of possibilities...
Masonic Readings and Recitations
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2013 by James Green. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Merry Mason may be safely depended upon to provide a good programme, but this short volume goes a little way to add to the Merry Masons repotoire.
Originated Under Twin Suns
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 100,950. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Originated Under Twin Suns is the tale of the Voyager space craft (launched in 1977) and what happens when sentient rocks find wisdom and guidance for behavior in the space probe's iconic information plaque that literally falls into their possession.
The Umpire Has No Clothes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,280. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humor to some and horror to others, THE UMPIRE HAS NO CLOTHES whistles and points fingers at our most iconic of ironies: namely, sports obsessions. For those wishing to save themselves or others from a fate worse than boredom.
Fred's Evil Plan to Take Over the World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,820. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fred the cat has come to take over the world ... or so he claims. In short blog entries, Fred divulges aspects of his plan as they manifest themselves in the daily life he shares with Man, Woman, two dogs and several other cat minions. Warning: contains some litter box humor and depictions of recreational catnip use.
Le scarpette d'oro
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Price: Free! Words: 3,800. Language: Italian. Published: March 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
La materia si scambia con la materia. La coscienza individuale contro quella collettiva. In una realtà, come un mondo parallelo. Attraverso parole, fatti e simboli si sviluppa il racconto. Il castello come centro del potere. Ma anche sopra tutti gli insiemi di poteri.
The Super Spud Trilogy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,770. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Magical crisp packets with personalities determined by their flavouring!
Cats in Charge: A Guide to the Training and Education of Humans
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 30,360. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Written by Tara, a cat who has devoted her life to training humans, this book brings her expertise to answer cats' urgent questions about choosing the right humans, taking control of the household, getting the best food, toys, treats, and pouncing on a life where cats are truly in charge.
Attack of the 50 Ft. Democrats
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,270. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
After a charismatic president and a billionaire political puppetmaster manipulate America into progressivism and destroy her military, Senator Bart Brightman is the only thing that stands between an army of genetically-mutated fifty-foot democrats and the destruction of the country he loves.
Crystal Ball Cameos
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,780. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Crystal Ball Cameos is a collection of 21 verses in which nonentities emerge from the past. Schopenhauer's charlady for instance, and Dracula’s aunt. The identities of Shakespeare’s Mr W. H. and the Unknown Soldier are revealed. Lincoln’s assassination is explained, and so forth. Conceived as audition pieces for actors, these verses would not be out of places alongside Belloc’s Cautionary Tales.
Carpe Noctem
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Price: Free! Words: 44,200. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Carpe Noctem is a dark, cynical, mildly Kafkaesque, psychogeographical travelogue of a misanthropic software engineer. A tragicomedy, with a few dashes of Angostura, a touch of cruciverbalism and a peppering of cynical verse. At the start of the book, we travel through a feverish nightmare. The core of the book reflects the vibe of our character's recuperation and just one night at his hotel.
Vampires In Trourqueland PART 3
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Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This is the continuing story of teenage vampires living in Trourqueland as it undergoes a revolution. The teenagers all lead normal lives and go to school like any other teenager, but they have a dark side where they catch humans and turn them into vampires.
The Chinese Panda Vase
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,430. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(Novella: Thriller, Dark Satire) A valuable antique, a callous government, official corruption, a robbery victim determined to even up the odds, and a designer flamethrower collide with deadly consequences. Although there is plenty of humor, this is a dark and challenging story. It is not for everyone.
Honest John's Fine Used Spaceships
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(Short Story) When a customer wanders in looking for a fine used spaceship, Honest John is soon confronted with a serious problem. He must live up to his reputation for honesty, but what the customer wants is clearly absurd. On the other hand, there's nothing absurd about the customer's money.
Chilled Almonds: Volume One
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,180. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Chilled Almonds is a collection of 40 hilarious humo(u)r columns and essays based on the often absurd and always memorable life experiences and observations of British-Canadian journalist Johnny Fox (AKA BC Johnny). Topics include Johnny's escapades as a Great Dane-evading paperboy, his obsession with (his own) weight, and his (often painful and frequently embarrassing) search for the Holy Gail.
The Secret to Certainty: How to be right about everything in five easy steps
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Sick of being proved wrong? Tired of being a doubting Thomas? Suffer no more! The secret is out and you too can learn to believe like a pro. In five simple steps you'll learn the tricks of the trade used by every committed champion of every cause. Believed to be recommended by religious leaders and politicians the world over, the Secret to Certainty will no doubt change your life.
The Jesus Twin
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Price: Free! Words: 7,220. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THE JESUS TWIN is a comic fiction short story about the nature of faith. Written by Wright Forbucks, the author of THE WALKING MAN, THE JESUS TWIN tells the story of two professors as they struggle to interpret three ancient scrolls that appear to be the Gospel According to Jessup, the younger brother of Jesus Christ.
Innocent in the Afterlife
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 15,480. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pope Innocent XIV drops dead three days into the job. But the afterlife, much like his reign, proves a bit of a disappointment. First, his guide, winged hat aside, is practically naked and thinks everything's a bit of a joke. The Lord God calls him goy and tells him to bugger off; and come the day of Judgement his judges turn out to be human, and not even remotely saintly.
Vodka and Hookah
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,750. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013 by Fish n Chip Newsprint House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This story is about the fine art of getting someone beheaded because you don't like them. It's true that big historical stuff sort of gets in the way of all the petty agendas in the story, but not to worry - petty agendas will win out. It is the spring of 1987, and Clee Pike is a Catholic priest working as a calligrapher in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Skid - The First Chronicle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 97,270. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
Skid is an imaginative science fiction novel of considerable skill that pokes fun at all forms of political correctness, while also indicating there are dangerous signs of a disintegrating world that is not adequately taken care of. Readers will recognise these as parallels to life on earth.