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Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,960. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Following the infamous "Ring of Fire" incident, the world's vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun "restoring" in the best ways they know -- by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.
Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,090. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Reginald's mentorMaurice is now calling the shots in the Vampire Nation, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance… But when the Vampire Nation faces genocidal violence at the hands of an unstoppable force and the very future of vampirekind is threatened, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki must find their a foreign land.
Music Be the Food of Imprints
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Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Are you a fan of music? Do certain phrases or personality traits trigger a tune in your brain? Then you may enjoy a short story about a music gremlin than dwells among the files of tunes in our minds, and interjects his preferences at all times.
Abbot & Costello Go to Court
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,130. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
From the late 1930s through the 1950s, Bud Abbot and Lou Costello were one of the most popular comedy teams of their time, achieving success in radio, film, and television. After decades in the public eye, it therefore came as a shock when Wilma Abernathy, a retired court reporter, revealed a court transcript she has had since 1950,bringing to light an incident unknown for over sixty years
Play Ball! (For Some People Baseball is the Center of the Universe)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The former National Pastime may no longer be the quintessential American game, but there are still those for whom it approaches the status of a religion, replete with its own rites, rituals, traditions, and legends. There are baseball fans and baseball people. The difference? Say a hurricane is on the way. A true-blue baseball person will think: "I hope we'll have enough time to finish the game."
Self Help In Treating Recto Cranial Blockage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,340. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Guaranteed to be the funniest book you'll read about the in's and out's of having your head up your bum. It happens to the best of us, we all have our good days and bad days. As a past and recurrent sufferer I offer you my wisdom in clearing the Self Hindering Internal Thoughts from your life.
Forgive Me Martha
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,130. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Forgive Me Martha is a collection of confessions to the "Great Goddess of Good Things" full of honesty, humor, and humility, sending hope to all of us who fail to be perfect.
The Other 10 Commandments
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The 10 Commandments have been the cornerstone of Judeo-Christian teachings for millennia, but a new translation of a Nag Hammadi scroll has spawned a row regarding the tablets Moses smashed when he returned to find his wayward flock partying wildly before a golden calf. This new translation contends that the first set of tablets were not the same as the next set of replacement commandments!
The Homo Sap
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013 by Haldolen. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A short collection of light sci-fi tongue-in-cheek stories. THE HOMO SAP GUIDED TOUR THE GOOD DOCTOR HUNGER PANGS WORD TO THE WISE
The Impartial Friend
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Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,570. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When people start to die at Neal’s church, are they being killed because someone is collecting believers’ souls? How do you steal a soul and why would you do it? Could the culprits be grasping at a means to evade death? When Neal meets Angela’s family, how will his safety become dependent upon Angela’s Aunt’s pet pig? Third novel in the Neal Harris series. 21 chapters
Sausages
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Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,100. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When an order of nuns claims that the savior is at their mental asylum, can Neal resolve the most important question – Does he qualify for insurance? Do the other patients have insight into the mind of God or are they simply bonkers? Sausages is the second Neal Harris faith-based insurance satire-mystery. The romantic comedy subplot of the first novel is continued. 19 chapters, Approx. 60,000
Holy Chicken Scratches
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Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 64,890. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Does Neal Harris, insurance investor for a faith-based insurance company, have any hope in finding a missing holy trinket? Does God exist, and could she have borrowed the trinket from a hapless group of seminarians? Will Neil always be unlucky around women, or can he develop a romance with the seminary administrator who is implicated in the trinket’s theft? 27 chapters, Approx. 59,000 words
El primer libro
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Price: Free! Words: 41,250. Language: Spanish. Published: April 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Bernardo, Berta y Edmundo, tres jóvenes escritores de mediana edad, participan en el proyecto A.M.O.K. que proclama ser un punto y aparte en la historia de la creación humana. Este sacadineros es la obra de Basilio, un empresario cultural que pretende crear el primer personaje fruto de la Inteligencia Artificial.
The I Hate L.A. Campaign
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Series: Opinions and essays, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sometimes all it takes to turn a city around is a well-timed, well-executed promotional campaign.
Lol :/ and Other Modern Devised Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 33,970. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Category: Plays » American / African American
lol :/ is a comical investigation into how we miscommunicate with technology as revealed by the story of two women reconnecting through Facebook. Also included in this edition: "Truth in Advertising", an emotional commentary on our twisted relationship with advertisements and "Wild World", the journey of two New Yorkers through a harsh city where you are the most alone when surrounded by others.
UKIPia - Climate Control
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Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
What if the lunatics did take over the asylum. Imagine a world where xenophobic bigots set the agenda and make the decisions.
College Collage
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,060. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
Nick Bowman, like most college freshmen, is a terrible human being. He’s arrogant, argumentative and rude. He knows that he is smarter than all of the students and most of the professors at his school. Nick is not liked by many people despite the fact that his rants against higher education are usually accurate.
Mystic Business
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,440. Language: Australian English. Published: April 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A satirical and hilarious jab at the New Age industry, Mystic Business is a short novel about secrets, lies, adultery and greed. A fast-paced, twisting plot and a quirky cast of characters reveal how ridiculous things are inside the weird world of the New Age business. If you like reading Ben Elton, then you'll love this.
The Black Cats Brotherhood
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Price: $9.60 USD. Words: 190. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2013 by Gilbert J Hardwick. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
English language edition of the winning entry in the Sandu Florea Award for the Best Romanian Comic 2010, SuperCostel and the Black Cats Brotherhood is an hilarious yet heartwarming send-up on terrorism and global paranoia. A must buy!
Look into the Abyss and You will find Yourself
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man who was a pain to everyone in life has been made useful in death. A scheme put in place by God to please Himself and the Satan, has the man’s gaping mouth as the doorway to one’s personal abyss. And all of humanity is invited to come to it and see for themselves who they are, with or without God, and Satan for that matter. A satirical parfable by the author of ThinkFish.