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DUKE MANFIST: THANKSGIVING...WITH MY FIST!
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Price: Free! Words: 22,090. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
What are you thankful for? If you're Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, you're thankful for bacon, hot babes, and the opportunity to punch evil in the face wherever it may hide. Join Duke and his often-killed partner, Ken Goodspeed, as our hero punches his way through the nefarious schemes of his arch-nemesis, the Cursed Hand.
Gavin: Confessions of a Clairvoyant Schoolboy
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,190. Language: British English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gavin is doing his history homework when he discovers his past lives. He can remember them all and instead of being the most ignorant boy at school he becomes the most accomplished. He can speak dozens of languages, perform amazing feats of skill. But there's a catch. He also remembers that life is just a game. Pursued by the fates he flees to Brighton, England where he becomes a clairvoyant.
The Ghost House of Main Street
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
The widow of the owner of Jameson Mansion lost her mind and committed suicide, vowing to come back in 100 years to deliver good news from the afterlife. On the exact day of her return, a young group of thrill seekers locked themselves down in the mansion to experience her return. But will this tale of paranormal suspense end the way you would expect? Probably not.
DUKE MANFIST AND THE GHERT PERMKERN
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Price: Free! Words: 21,660. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
ERMAHGERD, it's DUKE MANFIST! The world's manliest action hero punches his way through the pumpkin patch of your self-doubt, not to mention your inner longing for entertainment, in this Halloween-themed, meme-heavy miniseries.
Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
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Price: Free! Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M. Porup. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
The Audience
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Randolph Hedgeheath has always wanted to give the Almighty a piece of his mind, bend His ear a little. Well, here, suddenly, and not a little surprisingly, was his chance. But God did not exactly conform to expectations.
Better Than Sex
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: American English. Published: November 27, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A pair of scientists perform a simple experiment and make not one, but two, earth-shattering discoveries that will transform society as they know it... or will it? It's hard to imagine anything 'better than sex' but this duo found it. Now what?
The Love Machine & other contraptions
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,530. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012 by infinity plus. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In this, his debut collection in English, Israeli author Nir Yaniv collects stories from over a decade of writing. In turns humorous, lyrical, profound - but always entertaining - these are the haunting tales of an author at the height of his power. "Each story is a bright flash of odd brilliance... unmissable." - Lavie Tidhar, World Fantasy Award winning author of Osama.
Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!
The Evanescence Chronicles: Volume I
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Price: Free! Words: 152,350. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Is Mercedes Strand living every tween girl's dream, or a sane person's nightmare?
Girl Fistfights Boy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,070. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
The tale-of-the-tape is just about even. It may even favor the fairer sex.
12 Rhymes of Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 2,780. Language: British English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
A free collection of original, comic, and irreverent poems for the festive holiday season
(From the Author who Brought you “45 min In Purgatory”)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 45,540. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A young man writes a book about spending 45 min in Purgatory. What started as a quick way to make money spirals out of control in unexpected fashion. Now Jake Adams must live through his new life he has created for himself; a life he never imagined. Jake walks into the middle of an age old battle where the debate over God, Religion and Morals has already begun... Which side are you on?
A Brief Guide to El Muy Lorenzo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Some readers have been confused by the fact that THE LEGEND OF THE LARGE-PENISED WHITE MALE is written in a style similar to magical realism and is actually three stories: a description of a fictional academic department; an allegory of Lorenzo as Christ who is persecuted for being different; and a treatise on paranoia. A BRIEF GUIDE TO EL MUY LORENZO helps the reader to understand THE LEGEND.
All Jacked Up Boxed Set
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 80,860. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Haven't talked to Jack lately? Catch up with Jack with this collection, following him from his tender years in which he caught the devil and found out he shares his blood, till he finds his first love...or is she? If you have missed any of his books so far, this is the PERFECT opportunity to fill in the missing pieces!
The Alien Fast-Food Wars
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2012 by Float Street Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
When remote-controlled aircraft begin behaving erratically, even crashing, there is only one logical explanation – aliens have taken over the planet's fast-food industry to carry out research about humans. Their research methodology interferes with remote-control frequencies. Since they won't stop, this means war.
Pay For Me
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Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A satirical look at life through the eyes of one of those young people who might be riding the bus next to you, chewing--seemingly innocently--on a rice cake. This particular young gal, on her way to work, considers her life in contrast to the ease of those around her, and makes a plan. This short story was first published in Seattle's Point No Point magazine.
1500 Rules for Successful Living
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,650. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For years, author and humorist Steve Brewer has entertained readers with his broken adages and twisted advice. Now the best of his "Rules for Successful Living" are collected into one handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all. If you need laughter, you need the "Rules!" "If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." --Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl"
It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted. Oh, and there's a magic bunny rabbit.
Boscutti's Elvis Presley (Novel)
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 58,720. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Step into the soul of a legend. Increasingly anxious Elvis breaks free from the confines of Graceland on a crazy mission to meet President Nixon and score a Federal Drug Agent’s badge. For the first time in his life Elvis leaves his entourage behind as he hits the road on his own. Will he find what he’s looking for? “Boscutti’s Elvis Presley” is a true rock’n’roll novel. You’ve never seen ...