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Woefultourist.com (the first 50 travel humor posts)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,750. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Take a break from the daily drudgery of existence and escape to the wacky world of Woefultourist.com - a confused traveler who views the world thru Chardonnay colored glasses. Ignore all of the hints and advice you get at real travel and tourism sights, and instead have some laughs at his expense as he expresses his somewhat skewed perspective on all things travel related
The Homecoming of Lucian Wren
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,970. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a society ruled by cradle-to-grave teleprompters where citizens gleefully endure public humiliation on reality shows like "Shark Bait" and "Fart Time" to win their fifteen minutes of cameo fame, a beleaguered scriptwriter must risk the wrath of his own creations in a quest for love.
Pirate Therapy and Other Cures
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,880. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What might happen if your therapist was replaced by a pirate? How disquieting would it be to receive postcards from your future self? If William Shatner was elected US President, what would his inaugural address sound like? Mark A. Rayner tackles these and stranger questions in his collection of short stories, essays and flash fiction that thrum with the absurd, all to a humorous beat.
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DUKE MANFIST SAVED CHRISTMAS
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Price: Free! Words: 25,540. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Santa Claus is running low on ammunition... and running out of time. When Claus is seriously injured attempting to deliver the last present of the Christmas season, ownership of the holidays could fall to a series of lesser-known, culturally stereotypical, incongruously anthropomorphic characters. It's up to Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, to set things right.
The Great Leap Forward
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,740. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Imagine that Kafka, Borges and Wittgenstein, after binging on Fu Manchu novels and the Illuminatus trilogy, all sat down to write a spy thriller, with a little help from Lewis Carroll. Set the novel in China in 1978 and tune in to Radio Beijing for the astonishing announcement: China will unilaterally disarm. Is this a Great Leap Forward for mankind--or a plot to take over the world?
Guide for Complete Idiocracy Rule
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Category: Essay » Literature
Complete guide for idiocracy rule. NOT to be taken too seriously. Not for those who do cannot laugh out loud, chuckle, grin, smile, or smirk. Warning, warning, this will make some laugh or smile all the while reading it! I do re-edit this constantly. It's needed to read in this time of crisis and will leave you feeling lighthearted and feeling good! The ebook ends with a positive highlight note!
Biff the Smashing Robot of the Steel Hammer-Fist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A police robot becomes unable to do his job properly, and it pisses him off. Hilarity ensues, or something :D
The Further Fangs of Suet Pudding
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,170. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What happens when apeman good meets marshmallow evil? In a forgotten corner of Africa, an eccentric club of veteran flyers must confront the unexpected arrival of a violet-scented jelloid Nazi with all the evil powers of a psychic pudding at his disposal! Only the apeman test pilot Stringent Strange has a chance to prevent the repulsive invader from achieving total world domination!!
American Insurgent
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 31,920. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
(5.00 from 1 review)
Stanley - a high school student during the attacks on America on September 11th - quickly finds himself in an ever shifting world of alliances, electronic surveillance and terrorist jingoism. Worse yet, he quickly gets swept up in a college group whose members are labeled enemy combatants. At least in his America, we're out manufacturing everyone again and producing our own Chinchilla fur coats.
Children of the Undead
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 81,420. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
A social and political satire disguised as a comic novel about zombies and pickles. Or possibly the other way around.
Slick and Torry and the Cat
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,580. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A plane with $500,000 in drug money crashes. A biker steals the cash and three hoods sent to make the deal give chase. Unfortunately, they go after the wrong people. Slick and Torry, two bikers are falsely accused of the theft, but have to find the money or they are toast. Cat, a beautiful stripper tags along. She doesn't care much for toast, but that much bread would really make her purr.
Petits Meurtres Artistiques à Paris
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Price: $2.69 USD. Words: 10,970. Language: French. Published: December 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Anastase Aérolite, un galeriste parisien en grande difficulté financière, tue par accident l'artiste fétiche d'un concurrent. Il se rend bien vite compte que ce malheur, loin de plomber ses affaires, est une aubaine pour ce dernier quand la côte du défunt explose en l'espace de quelques heures à peine. Moralité : un bon artiste est un artiste mort ! Or tous ceux d'Anastase sont vivants...
Dio Inc.
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Price: Free! Words: 33,910. Language: Italian. Published: December 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dio Inc. è un'action-comedy irriverente e blasfema ambientata in un imprecisato futuro in cui gruppi religiosi trasformati in grandi multinazionali si danno battaglia per il controllo del Pianeta. Al centro, un cinico e disilluso pseudo-sacerdote in perenne lotta col proprio destino: diventare il nuovo Messia.
DUKE MANFIST: THANKSGIVING...WITH MY FIST!
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Price: Free! Words: 22,090. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
What are you thankful for? If you're Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, you're thankful for bacon, hot babes, and the opportunity to punch evil in the face wherever it may hide. Join Duke and his often-killed partner, Ken Goodspeed, as our hero punches his way through the nefarious schemes of his arch-nemesis, the Cursed Hand.
Gavin: Confessions of a Clairvoyant Schoolboy
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,190. Language: British English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gavin is doing his history homework when he discovers his past lives. He can remember them all and instead of being the most ignorant boy at school he becomes the most accomplished. He can speak dozens of languages, perform amazing feats of skill. But there's a catch. He also remembers that life is just a game. Pursued by the fates he flees to Brighton, England where he becomes a clairvoyant.
The Ghost House of Main Street
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
The widow of the owner of Jameson Mansion lost her mind and committed suicide, vowing to come back in 100 years to deliver good news from the afterlife. On the exact day of her return, a young group of thrill seekers locked themselves down in the mansion to experience her return. But will this tale of paranormal suspense end the way you would expect? Probably not.
DUKE MANFIST AND THE GHERT PERMKERN
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Price: Free! Words: 21,660. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
ERMAHGERD, it's DUKE MANFIST! The world's manliest action hero punches his way through the pumpkin patch of your self-doubt, not to mention your inner longing for entertainment, in this Halloween-themed, meme-heavy miniseries.
Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
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Price: Free! Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M. Porup. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
The Audience
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Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Randolph Hedgeheath has always wanted to give the Almighty a piece of his mind, bend His ear a little. Well, here, suddenly, and not a little surprisingly, was his chance. But God did not exactly conform to expectations.
Better Than Sex
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: American English. Published: November 27, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A pair of scientists perform a simple experiment and make not one, but two, earth-shattering discoveries that will transform society as they know it... or will it? It's hard to imagine anything 'better than sex' but this duo found it. Now what?