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Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown (Part 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: American English. Published: February 18, 2013 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What does it look like when an author rage-quits her or his culture? It probably looks a lot like this parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm so sorry. (With special appearances by Justin Bieber and superchef Bobby Flay.)
Bizarre Fables About Stupid Choices
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Price: Free! Words: 26,940. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
A man with incredible willpower searches the world over for an addiction he cannot overcome. A billionaire without heirs uses an amnesia drug to see who is worthy to inherit his fortune. These and other bizarre fables show what love really is (and isn’t), why addictions and pride are so deadly, the need for moral values, and how judging ourselves positively may be the best judgment we ever make.
Mrs. Mcgillocotty Finds A Body
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Price: Free! Words: 40,250. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
Some of the neighbors believe Mrs. McGillicotty is a little addlepated. Mrs. Elva McGillocotty and her sister are finding dead men in their boarding house and for the life of them they can't figure out why. They are determined to dispose of these bodies before the Constable finds out. But who is the killer? Let's just say you may love the boarders. PG-13. No sex, some mild language
British Winters
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Price: Free! Words: 80,590. Language: British English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Noel Winters is lonely this Christmas. Lonely, despite being overcrowded by friends and family, which he would prefer to label as associates. This is a tale of a lazy procrastinating youth who is no longer young enough to pull that lifestyle off. Disillusioned with himself as much as the outside world, he draws inspiration from his younger adopted sister, Hannah.
Screwtape Lost and Found - War in the Demon's Eye
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. War in the Demon’s Eye concerns the demon’s roles in conflict, how they position themselves within the combatants and how they deal with confusion that surrounds forgiveness and forgetfulness.
The Pitch (Short)
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013 by BraeVitae. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
A lighthearted look at the troubles faced by con artists in a more enlightened age.
The Autistic Man
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mher has Autism. Autistic people have trouble blending in with "normal society." This is a mental barrier which makes it very difficult for them to make friends, get jobs, and succeed. Many people with Autism are able to be very successful, and with a lot of help are able to be normal. Unfortunately, Mher acts like a complete nut! He rambles on and on about politics... and his hygiene is terrible!
The Gateway Project
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Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 98,270. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
(5.00 from 1 review)
Fantasy novel. The bumbling apprentice burns his beard off again, trying to survive after being fired, cursed and captured by a few witches.
Last Clean Shirt Volume 3
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Series: Last Clean Shirt, Book 3. Price: $3.29 USD. Words: 26,770. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2013 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Australia is the only country in the world where you can see a crocodile in the middle of a town where the locals are remarking in English, if they’re acknowledging it at all. It’s their laid-back approach to everything from drunk driving to foreign policies that makes Australia one of the greatest countries I’ve been to so far. On our shoestring budget, Kevin and I acquire a decrepit camper van
Derpy Dirk and the Crush(ing Realization That He Will Never Find Love)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,080. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.)
Neophobia
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 126,860. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
Kelly Barker's assignment was simple – write an article about Wales. It's a dull posting for any journalist. But behind every statistic there's a face. Behind every political decision, there's a consequence. Behind every good article, there's a bigger story. A national story.
Breaking the Rules
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Price: Free! Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Editors everywhere take note. Be nice to your writers. They don't always take criticism well. When a student in a writing class is snubbed by her tutor, who also happens to be the editor of the edgy magazine which keeps rejecting her stories, she takes it very personally. She wants him to see the real her, so it's time to rewrite some of the rules...
Three Cheers for Base
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Price: Free! Words: 53,260. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When the developers come to town, a small isolated community pull together to save a centuries-old way of life. A story of optimism overcoming lethargy, hope trumping reason, enduring friendship, political shenanigans and smelly fish.
Number Two: A Special Edition Destroyer Novella
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,360. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013 by Destroyer Books. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Accidents happen. The Vice President has seen enough of them: he’s seen the economy crash, foreign policy bungled, and civil liberties destroyed. When he gives speeches, he puts his foot in his mouth so often his tongue should have “welcome” printed on it. But when the accidents start turning deadly, a plot to assassinate the VP is discovered. ...Time for Remo Williams and Chiun!
ThinkFish
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alexandria Constance Shervington-Smythe has changed her name to Dolphin because she is becoming a fish. She doesn’t know what type of fish she’ll be, but she is learning fish behaviour and she is preparing herself to be a fish mum. The humour is black and the story is a reflection on living in this modern world.
Honest Advice for Teachers
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 56,340. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2013 by Martin Sisters Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Teachers spend their day answering questions. “Who was Thomas Jefferson? What is an algorithm? Why does Principal Watson smell like Nana’s rum balls?” Well, it’s time teachers had their questions answered for a change. After teaching for nearly twenty years in both public and private schools Susan Eubanks Stepp has seen and heard it all.
The Fridgularity
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 105,570. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Blake Given’s web-enabled fridge has pulled the plug on the Internet, turning its owner’s life – and the whole world – upside down. The Fridgularity is the story of a reluctant prophet, Internet addicts in withdrawal and a kitchen appliance with delusions of grandeur.
UKIPia Now what
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Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
What if the lunatics did take over the asylum. Imagine a world where xenophobic bigots set the agenda and make the decisions.
Comrade Stalin Attends a Wedding
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
(SHORT STORY): When it comes to weddings among the fraternal comrades in America, even in this relaxed day and age, the happy couple must take great care with the guest list. Sadly, this is not always the case. Overcome with enthusiasm and a sincere desire to share their happiness, Comrades Ludmilla Alexandrova and Oliver Dinkle, of Portland, Oregon, invite Comrade Stalin to their wedding.
Hitler-Surprise or the Lost Island
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 46,780. Language: Russian. Published: January 29, 2013 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a small old house in a separate apartment on the ground floor, the windows of which look at the beautiful picturesque courtyard, until recently lived a surprisingly nimble, short skinny old man with a pointed beard. His name was Demid Ukolovich Syringe. He was not alone, he lived with his beloved wife - Vasilisa Abramovna and with his niece Asya. They did not have their own children, so they a