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MisMatch (A Humorous Contemporary Romance)
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,370. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Spunky artist manager, Jessica Stanton, isn’t looking for love. She’s looking for a savior. When a business rival steals yet another of her stars, she’s in danger of losing everything she’s worked for. Art authenticator, Eli Marks, doesn’t have time for love. He’s too busy saving his brother from the demons of his drug addicted past. Will secrets and lies stop them from finding true love?
Devaneios do Senhor Bentley
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Series: Sr. Bentley, Prequela. Price: Free! Words: 14,640. Language: Portuguese. Published: May 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.00 from 1 review)
Em 2003 criei uma personagem a quem dei o nome de Senhor Bentley, um detestável velhinho que voa pelas ruas de Lisboa com o seu fiel amigo, um guarda-chuva voador. O Sr. Bentley diverte-se a fazer patifarias e a expor toda a pequenez e mesquinhez da alma lusa. Em 2006 “Sr. Bentley, o Enraba-Passarinhos” (renomeado em ebook “Sr. Bentley, o Arrebita-a-Nabiça”) foi editado.
Joe the Satirist
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A horror story in the style of Mark Twain about a man named Joe the Satirist who travels from town to town lampooning the local culture.
Oglers Inc. - 6 Stages of Ogling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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Oglers Inc. is the result of a decade-long study of Oglers, painstakingly undertaken by a caricaturist. This very serious study identifies the six basic types of Oglers and explains their ogling methods. Regardless of which side of the ogling equation you are, you’ll discover that Oglers Inc. is a handy reference manual that answers most of your ogling queries.
Brainwash
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Series: The Battleground: Mind, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
We all know the Gus Bovington's of this world - what if they had the power to brainwash their fellow citizens? No adult-only content.
The Times Are Screaming for Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,760. Language: American English. Published: May 16, 2013 by Eva Schweitzer. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is an ironic take on the hardships of a cabaret writer and an extremely funny and only slightly exaggerated behind-the-scenes description of political cabaret in Weimar Berlin and the constant infighting between desperate authors, ruthless agents, anxious directors, bossy theater owners, vain actors and actresses—and the befuddled audience, and the press, who is watching it.
Naperville
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,620. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award 2013 Quarter-finalist. In the not-too-distant future, in a country covered by state-sized office complexes, one man goes on a dangerous quest … to find a new office chair.
Thick and Fast
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Price: Free! Words: 68,290. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Ambrose Ork was born thick. By contrast Harvey Paulson, the new owner of the mansion, was ambitious, and as fast as they come. So when the body was found it was clear who would take the blame. Because there was nothing Ambrose could do to change things. Or was there?
Dead Sentences
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Price: Free! Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Nick Wortschatz, private critic, investigates the case of yet another murdered manuscript.
Super Bowl Fix?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,690. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2013 by Foremost Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A Super Bowl isn't so much fun when crazy people are trying to destroy the Superdome. The crazies also attempt to fix the game itself, and, oh yes, to disrupt the halftime show just for the hell of it. The plot gets thicker and funnier as separate and zany conspirators bring out hilarious bureaucrats trying to put a whack-a-mole stop to the shenanigans.
My Warped Tours
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,150. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2013 by Cynthia Meyers-Hanson. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
“It seems that every city we hit punched us back!” Bonnie recalls a lifetime of journeys in this way. Many people have hitches, glitches, and snafus during the best planned vacations. This unusual travel journal is about really messed up events during what should be restful and great vacations!
Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,370. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of the EU Council. Things in America have continued into chaos ... but just in time, a new leader appears, ready to restore order, and to avoid the human-vampire war that seems inches from explosion.
Fat Vampire Value Meal (Books 1-4 in the series)
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 161,920. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
This collection, for people who read and enjoyed the original "Fat Vampire," contains the entirety of books 1-4 in the series: * Fat Vampire * Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken * Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat * Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who,having eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must turn lemons into lemon danishes.
Sans Destination
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,180. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2013. Category: Plays » Asian / Japanese
It is true that everything is not translatable from one language to another. And this frequent lapse on the part of the rear end of the dhoti is difficult to describe in English. Perhaps one can say, "Your dhoti has come loose". That is not quite right, but it conveys the general sense. But to say, "Your dhoti is open", is plain wrong. In addition, it causes undue alarm to the listener.
Jingle All the Way - A Different Kind of Christmas Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
As our story begins, it is late July, 2006, at NORAD HQ in Peterson, Colorado. But wait! Late July? How can that possibly be a setting for a Christmas story? Well, my friend, you'll just have to sit back, relax, and read this unique and entertaining short fiction piece to find out.
Devotion
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Price: Free! Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Ralph Tucker is dating a woman who favors Orvis, genuine hornback crocodile belts. The dainty accessories retails for just under six hundred dollars. If Ralph’s romance blossoms, he’s going to need a second job.
The Little Boy Who Knew Everything - A Grim Fairy Tale for Adults
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Once upon a time not so long ago there was a little boy who thought he knew everything. What makes this story unusual, though, is that he did know everything. You might expect the people around him to be happy he knew everything but instead they became immensely annoyed for who wants to be around someone who thinks he knows everything even if he does know everything making them feel stupid? Nobody
I Would Like My Bailout in Bacon
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,870. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This book contains satire. This book contains politics. This book contains geekery. This book contains dogs. Any questions?
Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,960. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Following the infamous "Ring of Fire" incident, the world's vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun "restoring" in the best ways they know -- by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.
Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,090. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Reginald's mentorMaurice is now calling the shots in the Vampire Nation, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance… But when the Vampire Nation faces genocidal violence at the hands of an unstoppable force and the very future of vampirekind is threatened, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki must find their a foreign land.