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Carpe Noctem
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Price: Free! Words: 44,200. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Carpe Noctem is a dark, cynical, mildly Kafkaesque, psychogeographical travelogue of a misanthropic software engineer. A tragicomedy, with a few dashes of Angostura, a touch of cruciverbalism and a peppering of cynical verse. At the start of the book, we travel through a feverish nightmare. The core of the book reflects the vibe of our character's recuperation and just one night at his hotel.
Vampires In Trourqueland PART 3
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Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This is the continuing story of teenage vampires living in Trourqueland as it undergoes a revolution. The teenagers all lead normal lives and go to school like any other teenager, but they have a dark side where they catch humans and turn them into vampires.
The Chinese Panda Vase
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,430. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(Novella: Thriller, Dark Satire) A valuable antique, a callous government, official corruption, a robbery victim determined to even up the odds, and a designer flamethrower collide with deadly consequences. Although there is plenty of humor, this is a dark and challenging story. It is not for everyone.
Honest John's Fine Used Spaceships
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(Short Story) When a customer wanders in looking for a fine used spaceship, Honest John is soon confronted with a serious problem. He must live up to his reputation for honesty, but what the customer wants is clearly absurd. On the other hand, there's nothing absurd about the customer's money.
Chilled Almonds: Volume One
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,180. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Chilled Almonds is a collection of 40 hilarious humo(u)r columns and essays based on the often absurd and always memorable life experiences and observations of British-Canadian journalist Johnny Fox (AKA BC Johnny). Topics include Johnny's escapades as a Great Dane-evading paperboy, his obsession with (his own) weight, and his (often painful and frequently embarrassing) search for the Holy Gail.
The Secret to Certainty: How to be right about everything in five easy steps
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Sick of being proved wrong? Tired of being a doubting Thomas? Suffer no more! The secret is out and you too can learn to believe like a pro. In five simple steps you'll learn the tricks of the trade used by every committed champion of every cause. Believed to be recommended by religious leaders and politicians the world over, the Secret to Certainty will no doubt change your life.
The Jesus Twin
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Price: Free! Words: 7,220. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THE JESUS TWIN is a comic fiction short story about the nature of faith. Written by Wright Forbucks, the author of THE WALKING MAN, THE JESUS TWIN tells the story of two professors as they struggle to interpret three ancient scrolls that appear to be the Gospel According to Jessup, the younger brother of Jesus Christ.
Innocent in the Afterlife
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 15,480. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pope Innocent XIV drops dead three days into the job. But the afterlife, much like his reign, proves a bit of a disappointment. First, his guide, winged hat aside, is practically naked and thinks everything's a bit of a joke. The Lord God calls him goy and tells him to bugger off; and come the day of Judgement his judges turn out to be human, and not even remotely saintly.
Skid - The First Chronicle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 97,270. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
Skid is an imaginative science fiction novel of considerable skill that pokes fun at all forms of political correctness, while also indicating there are dangerous signs of a disintegrating world that is not adequately taken care of. Readers will recognise these as parallels to life on earth.
Dishings at Fiasco's
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 43,040. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A writer recounts odd conversations and other humorous diversions he has experienced at FIASCO'S, winner of a Least Awful Gourmet Award for its "signature Italian-type food," whatever that is. Meet owner Adolfo MacDuff, maitre'd Carmina Burana, chef Falcon Roost, and all the characters often present as they seek answers to questions like whether a vampire polar bear could turn into a bat.
Oliver Booth and the Evil Socialite
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,490. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Oliver Booth, the man readers love to hate, is back! In this hilarious sequel to the award-winning novel The Misadventures of Oliver Booth: Life in the Lap of Luxury, Oliver’s quest for fame and fortune leads him into the world of high-end real estate, where he becomes embroiled in a battle with a socialite who is not all that she appears to be. It’s a fast and funny satire you won’t want to miss.
The Vampire Mechanic
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Price: $3.01 USD. Words: 58,960. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
'Tolkien Meets Spinal Tap!' Someone's crashed THE Sleigh! But the only one who can fix it, the Vampire Mechanic, has been kidnapped by the apprentice Dark Lord. Who are you going to call? The Banned Underground, of course.
The Mystic Accountants
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Price: $3.01 USD. Words: 65,620. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Banned Underground is back to rock your world again. This time they've destroyed the Throne of the Mountain King and must get another before the dark legions of accountancy take over the world. Come join the hit-parade of characters including Fungus, Grizelda, and the forces of evil in a race for a new seat of power in The Mystic Accountants.
Stuck at Seven [While Awkwardly Aiming for Ten]
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 31,290. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
We all want to be a 10, but let’s face it - that’s just not going to happen. So, with wide eyes and sharp wit, the author spills his inner most insecurities, all the while providing jaw dropping shock and a smidgen of "oh-no-he-didn't-just-go-there" awe, in an attempt to accept his own stuck-ness. Unabashedly funny, yet intimately relatable, stuck.at.seven runs the gamut of awkward, life moments.
The Charles Whitman Sampler
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Price: Free! Words: 15,340. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A free 15,000 word collection of short stories ranging from the strange to the absurd, The Charles Whitman Sampler features five darkly comedic and satirical tales about blind dates gone wrong, mobsters extorting money for overdue library books, one man's doom, espionage of the far-flung future, and the occasional "charming" Christmas story.
The Short Story of a Crisis
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Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
This book(27 political caricatures) is a work of fiction and non-fiction and many resemblance to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental. The characters are productions of the reality and author’s imagination and used, more or less, fictitiously. First of all, please consider these caricatures and the commentaries, like a pamphlet.
The Mayor's Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
'There was nothing in the Market Hampden fire brigade manual about getting dentists out of trees... ' Funny, touching, surreal and entertaining, this is one of a series of lively tales exposing the surprising and sometimes outrageous private life of an English market town. Welcome to Market Hampden, the lily of the south-east Midlands!
The Boy Who Ate New York
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Charles Balsam, age 12, aspires to be a trencherman, a person who eats foods outside the traditional food pyramid, like iron, aluminum, bricks and fire hydrants. One famous trencher ate a whole car. But Charles had bigger plans: he wanted to eat New York City, including Rockefeller Center, the Public Library, and Saks Fifth Avenue. Bon Appetit, Charles!
Смеходоты
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 28,840. Language: Russian. Published: February 22, 2013 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
анекдоты в стихах на разные темы. Вниманье, девушки! Любая женщина часами не напрасно Пред зеркалом застывшая стоит. Насколько дама внутренне прекрасна, Душой чиста, расскажет внешний вид.
Z is for Zombie
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You set the price! Words: 8,670. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story about Zombies inspired by the TV show 'New Girl'