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Technologme
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Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I argue for the idea that technology allows us to ignore each other to our own detriment, it guess.
Two Days, Twenty Seven Minutes and Fifty Three Seconds in Paris
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Well, Monsieur, you are an American and I am a Frenchman. There is simply far too much arrogance in this vehicle. We have reached a detente. I would suggest that you either pay me an exorbitant amount of money for my services . . .’ It’s the late 1960s, full colour and Paris - and romance. Murdoch falls in love with the beautiful Claudette Le Fleur, daughter of the wealthy Count Le Fleur.
The Big Daddy-o Beach Blanket Bingo Party
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Suddenly some strange dim-witted music begins to blare: Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum, Dee-dee-dee—dum-dum—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum— The sun-bronzed teenagers begin to contort idiotically on the sand, lifting their knees high to the beat of the music. They piston their arms up and down and sand is flying every which way. What are they doing? Is it some type of group epileptic seizure?
Rats!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,290. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Plays » Australian & Oceanian
Gasp, eek, shock and horror! Warning – dramatic rats at large! See, as Daddy Rat, Mummy Rat and Sonny Rat have their very agreeable lives upset by Rebel Rat, Mauler the Cat and the sinister new Science Teacher. Set in a rat’s cage in a school science laboratory “Rats!” is a satirical look at male chauvinism as revealed through the situation of a family of rats.
We will arrest Jesus
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Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 6,910. Language: American English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
This is a story about those who are ecstatic about the return of Jesus from heaven, and those who wish he would stay where he is. The leader of the anti-Christ struggles to maintain control of Earth's population while preparing to meet and challenge Jesus
Donne Cortigiane e Regine
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Price: $1.66 USD. Words: 16,430. Language: Italian. Published: January 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Da Maria Antonietta a Greta Garbo. Da Messalina a Lucrezia Borgia. Tutte le donne che hanno avuto un vita tormentosa, affascinante e a volte tragica.Anita Garibaldi ci parlerà del suo amore per Giuseppe che la porterà a seguirlo in Italia. Cleopatra analizzerà la sua vita e la necessità di essere malvagia e crudele tanto da spingerla ad uccidere sua sorella.
An Unusual Day at the Met
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Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A visit to the Metropolitan Museum of Art becomes a surreal encounter with two huge pop icons.
Cult-eh-c
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Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I was in a cult. It wasn't that exciting. Read on and you will find out why.
Men Are Like Cars
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Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous short story about a woman CEO who confides in a young reporter telling her how she has managed her relationships with men through her life
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Screwtape Lost and Found – Delusion is the Bane of Experience
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 18. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons play off superior beings against the mediocre meek using the battleground of delusion. The meek are expected to be in awe of the deluded superior, despite their scepticism, and allow the superior to guide them safely to Heaven. Superior beings however must work very hard on their delusions otherwise they will definitely fall.
Under The Blizzard
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Price: $1.01 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Sometimes words are not enough. Sometimes they are too much. What then is the writer to do? He must take his story, crack it like an egg over a bowl and then wade into the gloopy mess. So it is with Under The Blizzard, an adventure, set in a meta-fictional dystopia where the words and letters, not least the punctuation marks and blank spaces conspire to harass the hapless narrator.
Party! Patio!
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
Murdoch: MD
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,320. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Look, I know that it’s no joy ride being a doctor; having to wade in the internal organs and icky blood of others. But someone has to do it. That someone—if you’re to stay on board—is you.’ It’s not easy being a doctor. Or a nurse who’s in love with a doctor. Or a patient’s wife who’s in love with a doctor. Rugged looks in a white coat set many hearts aflutter. And all those sick people...? Yuk!
The Horrible Haunted Estate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Hey, look . . . what’s the problem?’ Murdoch says, ‘we know that it’s a ghost. We can see it. What else could it be? I mean . . . really, people.’ Murdoch and his companions have been called in to investigate the haunting at Mill House. The ghosts are one thing, but what is making the investigators kill themselves? Are they all insane or simply incompetent?
The Young and Very Naughty Boys
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,600. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘. . . Then Miguel gets his knife out and they start dancin’ around each other, you know: flingin’ themselves upwards from the ground and kind of leapin’ up real high . . . Gee, it was horrible.’ The nineteen sixties is a time of leather jackets, cuffed baggy jeans and greasy pompadours. When a gang member is killed, it’s up to investigating officer Murdoch to bring the perpetrator to justice.
Poor Marty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Poor Marty was born with a full set of large teeth and his life went downhill from there, until....
Mrs. Crawelander and the Three Bears
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reverend Crawelander gets more than he bargained for when Mrs. Crawelander gets more revival meeting spirit than she ever thought possible. Holy Heck breaks out and the small town of Dank Summit will never quite be the same.
Eveandrude the Holy Mistress of Aether
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Divine Eveandrude came to the world’s people so as to do good for them, and they worshiped her and followed her miracles. She told them she is the first cause of change unchanged by anything else, in a filthy time when the people needed direction. And all was good until she deliberately gaffed.