Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire

Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers (A Sadie Novella) Version: Twisted
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,990. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014 by Suzanne Tyrpak. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Sadie may seem like the typical girl next door—except she isn’t. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub, floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie’s Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie’s bizarre childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. Twisted version.
Goliath Gets Up
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,430. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
For David Horvath, life hasn't turned out exactly as planned. At 39, he's single, unemployed and living with his grandmother, Beatie, in Rochester, New York. Although most of his days are spent drinking at a downtown bar with a group of fellow outcasts, he still clings tightly to the belief that he will achieve greatness, just as his late mother predicted. The problem is he can't figure out how.
The Further Fangs of Suet Pudding
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,170. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What happens when apeman good meets marshmallow evil? In a forgotten corner of Africa, an eccentric club of veteran flyers must confront the unexpected arrival of a violet-scented jelloid Nazi with all the evil powers of a psychic pudding at his disposal! Only the apeman test pilot Stringent Strange has a chance to prevent the repulsive invader from achieving total world domination!!
Dog Park
By
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,680. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
“Dog Park” is a humorous tale about the small town of Rexville, its wacky citizens and its prized _ you guessed it _ dog park. Robert Benjamin loves dogs too much. His therapist wants fame and fortune. The town dog catcher is hunting a nighttime scofflaw. His girlfriend accuses the wrong man. It all culminates in the annual Rexville Dog Show. Westminster, it is not. But it makes the nightly
Rise
By
Series: Eyes of Gold, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 76,860. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2014 by Wolf Paw Publications. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
WARNING: This book demands as large a sense of humor as it does adventure. Don't bother if you aren't willing to smile! Comedy reaches dangerous levels. Guts may be busted. Butts may be laughed off. Read at your own risk!
My Favorite Life: Can You Write The Script For Your Own Life?
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,260. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Larry Anderson is an internet mogul living the perfect life with: a beautiful wife, magnificent country mansion, and billions of dollars in property and investments. But that all changes in a flash – literally – as he is struck by lightning. Awakening to a new life as a lowly computer repairman, Larry must discover if his belief in himself is enough to recapture his former glory.
Seedy Hills, An Odd Little Town
By
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 37,830. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
The book features six short stories that meld into a complete novella about Seedy Hills, an odd little town. Vampires, ghosts, UFOs, murders and more bring this strange place to life. All of the stories are tied together by the main character, Eric Green, a reporter for the local newspaper, who slowly learns that being from an odd, little, run down town may not be all that bad.
Hairy London
By
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 96,750. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014 by infinity plus. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
What is love? One evening at the Suicide Club three gentlemen discuss this age-old problem, and thus a wager is made. Dissolute fop Sheremy Pantomile, veteran philosopher Kornukope Wetherbee and down-on-his-luck Velvene Orchardtide all bet their fortunes on finding the answer amidst the dark alleys of a phantasmagorical Edwardian London. But then, overnight, London Town is covered in hair...
Drag Queen (Robert Rodi Essentials)
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,490. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Mitchell Sayer, a buttoned-down gay attorney at a prestigious Chicago law firm, discovers he has a long-lost twin. But his well-ordered life comes apart at the seams when the separated siblings finally meet and Mitchell discovers his brother Donald is better known as Kitten Kaboodle, star of the city's most infamous drag revue. As chaos ensues, Mitchell is forced to face his own fluid masculinity.
Mel Goes to Hell
By
Series: Mel Goes to Hell, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,680. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
The ultimate forbidden love – when Lucifer falls for an angel. Luce and Mel unearth an age-old conspiracy behind his fall from Heaven which could doom their love for eternity. Yet in the deepest levels of Hell lies a secret that could hold their salvation. To save Lucifer's soul, Mel will raise Hell. From the heights of Heaven to the depths of Hell, can love truly conquer all?
What They Did to Princess Paragon (Robert Rodi Essentials)
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 84,740. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Superstar cartoonist Brian Parrish is charged with updating the creaky old superheroine, Princess Paragon. His solution? Turn her sapphic. This rouses the ire of Jerome Kornacker, a desperately unhinged fan. Their battle of wits plays out like Stephen King’s "Misery" in reverse, and raises the question: Who really owns a fictional character? And will anyone survive long enough to find out?
Closet Case (Robert Rodi Essentials)
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 107,320. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
The riotous follow-up to Robert Rodi’s cult hit FAG HAG, CLOSET CASE turned the genre of the gay coming-out story inside-out and upside-down. Lionel Frank is a workaholic account executive at an upscale advertising agency and a secret gay life on the side. He’s always said he’d rather die than come out. Soon he finds himself facing a situation where the choice is exactly that.
Jewish Sailor, Harvard Lawyer
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,210. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
In this mellow memoir, the Author revives memories of war: defending democracy and the Navy with injections of the miracle clap cleanser, penicillin; and of peace: attending law school, and acquiring talents to crush Jim Crow; and of pater familias: delighting in the charms of his children. Boswell done, Author shifts to Fable and Farce, to trash the cant and humbuggery of American politics.
Suckers
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 100,480. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00 from 1 review)
Anne Billson's debut novel, described by Christopher Fowler in Time Out as "dark, sharp, chic and very funny", is set at the end of the 'greed is good' decade, and features a gothic love triangle between a man, a woman and the 300-year-old vampire they chopped into easily disposable pieces a decade earlier. But now she's back, and this time she's building a bloodsucking empire...
Balloons of the Apocalypse
By
Series: Marlowe and the Spacewoman, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 83,180. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
As always, only Marlowe, spacewoman Nina, and a sham wedding can stop a dangerous Beethoven cult bent on world domination. Book Three in the Marlowe and the Spacewoman series.
Mrs. Mcgillocotty Finds A Body
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,250. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
Some of the neighbors believe Mrs. McGillicotty is a little addlepated. Mrs. Elva McGillocotty and her sister are finding dead men in their boarding house and for the life of them they can't figure out why. They are determined to dispose of these bodies before the Constable finds out. But who is the killer? Let's just say you may love the boarders. PG-13. No sex, some mild language
The Life And Times of No One In Particular
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,170. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Beware the muse with a chip on her shoulder. Muses are often called uncooperative, grumpy, lazy beings who abandon a writer when they're needed most. Now, one of them has decided to tell their side of the story. Meet Clarissa, a muse who has spent centuries trying to inspire artists who sometimes are too stubborn to listen to her. What is your muse trying to say to you? Clarissa might just be
Eaten: The Complete First Season
By
Series: Eaten. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,030. Language: American English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
A group of vegetables attempt to take down an empire of processed foods.
The Waystation: Book One
By
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 27,090. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
Do you talk to your dog? Ever wonder what they’d have to say about life, dog pounds, and rabbits? Then stop by the Waystation and listen in as rescue dogs Danica the Digger, Lasso, and Crocodile Bob share their thoughts on everything from the Howliday to snacks with the two-legged beings who care for them as they pass through.
What About Tuesday (One 'n Done vol 2)
By
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 22,240. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Theoretical physics A hard-boiled private eye And a crappy day job...