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Eveandrude the Holy Mistress of Aether
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Divine Eveandrude came to the world’s people so as to do good for them, and they worshiped her and followed her miracles. She told them she is the first cause of change unchanged by anything else, in a filthy time when the people needed direction. And all was good until she deliberately gaffed.
Diplomacy's Stepchild: The Dreamsingers' War
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,680. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Ic'nichi diplomatic herd are once again dragged kicking and screaming into a new interstellar crisis. The humans have been warned of a potential invasion, and the two races must join forces for the common defense. The result is about what one would expect: mayhem bordering on chaos as the diplomats try to fend off all the human crazies while being at each others throats!
Homeownership Disease: The Saga of Owen Cash
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,370. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Welcome to the world of Owen Cash, a man pushed to conform with society and pursue his own slice of the Great American Dream: Homeownership. He journeys forth to battle the trials of house hunting (kids, go slice that family's tires), mortgage applications (you need an ultrasound of my kidneys?!), and more, as he joins the ranks of responsible, landed Americans—and the real estate bubble bursts!
Nothing's Worse Than a Clown Gone bad
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 122,790. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The human race is extinct due to a genetic experiment that causes every man, woman and child to mutate into living, breathing, funny looking clowns. Now, 2000 years later, Satano, the devil clown, introduces hard candy, which when ingested by clowns, causes them to get serious. This results in a new development in clown civilization because clowns everywhere are starting to go bad.
Sicko the Clown
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 55,910. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sicko the clown wasn’t always “a clown gone bad.” He had a life. But after his best friend, Buddy-Buddy, is captured and tortured by mimes, leaving him disfigured, Sicko can only think of revenge as mimes remain at the heart of Sicko’s problems. All mimes must die!
Meowing On The Answering Machine - A collection of short fiction and prose
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,450. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
‘Meowing on the Answering Machine’ is a collection of short fiction and prose by Robert Emmett. Forty-two short works spanning twenty years, with several drawings throughout to fill the margins and give spice to the words. Hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic.
In The Course Of Diplomacy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 107,050. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
It was our first alien contact... Opening an embassy on an alien world sounds simple, but little did we know. We were tossed in tail-first with no preparation, not that we were ready for something this monumental anyway, and had to scramble from the start to keep up. Here at last is what really happened between us and the humans, and how peace came about despite our best efforts!
Sign of the Times
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
How does the community respond to the "No More White Guilt" sign at the We Got It All Storemart? Is the owner serious or has his knucklehead assistant, Algonquin, messed up again? Jimi Strawberry, Reverend Tinsdale, Odeen Fleeter, the local radio station and the owner's wife have a few things to say.
Pillbilly
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 18,360. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
After the introduction of the Narco-Economy, previously demonized, recreational, hard drugs are now openly advertised as safe for consumption along with all the other kinds of drugs, resulting in widespread major drug use among a new class of citizen known as a PILLBILLY. Here is an examination of PILLBILLY culture.
A Sarcastic Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A story of couple whose life shakes awake when they get on a train.
Yby katu, Yby poranga - Terra boa, Terra bonita -
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,090. Language: Portuguese. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Numa viagem aventuresca de mais de cinco séculos o protagonista da narrativa com humor ironia e uso constante de paródia vai revisitando trechos da trajetória evolutiva de um país incrível imenso de contrastes tantos e confrontos idem.
The Case of the Holiday Clichés
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Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, fighting against insipid literature in this new short story. No holiday cliché is safe! This book is a free download and it is intended as a 2014 holiday gift for one and all. Apologies in advance to those who knit.
Lenwa and the Pandahead
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Series: The Pandastan Trilogy, Part 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 131,550. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The Pandastan Trilogy continues as Dramedy and her friends seek to heal the fractured relationship between the United States and a society of mystic pandas. They must contend with Marketism, a money-worshiping religion sweeping the country, as well as a secret international conspiracy that plans to alter the very nature of humanity itself, and it's one step ahead of Pandastan at every turn.
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 3
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,410. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A Jamaican Romance Comedy Novel by Richie Drenz – Portia announce the tax on patty and it mad Bert. He becomes a Ninja. His wife fights to keep their marriage
The Dat That Ate Christmas A Humorous and Cautionary Tale in Verse for the Season of Giving
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014 by Harp Seal Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hapless father tries to please everyone by getting his children a "dat" for Christmas--an animal that is half dog and half cat and that has the schizophrenic personality to prove it--with disastrous and hilarious results. Start a new family tradition by reading aloud this Christmas poem, guaranteed to make your kids smile and to put your holiday woes into perspective.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Sowing the Seeds of Domestic Hatred
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 17. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Church is unique in the workings of Demons in that it is double blinded. Its machinations blind it to itself while blinded to the real world’s perceptions of it. It is so insular it must constantly reacquaint itself with the Enemy, for it does not know why it exists. And lucky for the poor that its earthly riches glitter brightly in the moonlight.
The Attack of the Killer Roaches
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,140. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
'It rubs me the wrong way when, though all we’re trying to do is ensure world peace and happiness by the threat of nuclear warfare, we face constant hardships from our enemies.’ Strange disappearances, odd shoe sightings, and just what is the Government doing in New Mexico? The desert town of El Pathetico seems to be the focal point for all things mutant and insecty. Can Murdoch solve the mystery?
Rocketship XM-25B to Mars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
‘Doctor Davis, why is it that you have decided to go on this mission and abandon the more exclusively feminine activities of household duties and meal preparation?’ Murdoch and his companions are about to head off into space, to be the first humans to set foot on the magenta planet Mars. And, yes, in the 1950s, a woman is abandoning her homely duties to make such an expedition. Shocking!
The Day That It Came From Up There
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,960. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
‘On the other side of those bushes, in a clearing, is a . . . Flying Saucer . . .’ It’s the dawn of the atomic age. Computers haven't been invented; a cure for cancer has just been wiped from the blackboard. Earth is being invaded by flying saucers and the military want to atomic everything in sight. It’s up to egg-head . . . er, scientist Murdoch to stop the Martians turning everyone into Jell-o.