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Sacred Wind: The Appendices
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
For those who wish to know more about some of the history of Sacred Wind world, this book of appendices includes: Appendix 1 – A Quick Guide to Quantum Computing, Appendix 2 – The Bi-Millennial Deity Conference, Appendix 3 – The Frothy Ale Tsunami of ‘87, and Appendix 4 – History of the Cestrian Music Tournament. May Odin bless your wind for reading...
Sacred Wind: Book 1
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Price: Free! Words: 34,500. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….
Troonrede 2014-2015
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: Dutch. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leden van de Staten-Generaal, Nu ik mij vandaag alweer voor de tweede keer op Prinsjesdag tot u mag richten, hecht ik eraan om samen met u een blik achter mij te werpen op datgene wat aan het begin van mijn eerste bewindsjaar werd voorgenomen en wat daarvan heden ten dage is gerealiseerd; dit geheel in lijn met het verantwoordingsdebat . Voornemen 1 betrof het versterken van het groeivermoge...
How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Mystery of the Second Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A crime story that Dame Agatha Christie never wrote, but probably should have done. Hercule Poirot investigates the grotesque death of Colonel Brindsley Arundel, helped by his famously incapable friend Captain Hastings and hindered by the Colonel's more than dysfunctional family. Who murdered the Colonel? Who killed beautiful actress Jane Rutherford? What do cucumbers have to do with it all?!
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
Till Death Do Us Fart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Holding the world's record for appearances on Ricki Lake, New Age Master Lompoc Tollhaus is furious when a marketing hack is brought in to complete his latest spiritual book. Enjoy the fun as guru and ghostwriter grapple over the best way to sell a new consciousness. But following an unusual event, Tollhaus suddenly finds himself out on a limb, pitted against his own theories.
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
Blackmail Industry Protests Gay Marriage: A Political Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When gay rights are sweeping across America, the Religious Right needs to make an unholy alliance. Journalist Loca Lemonde reports on the professional blackmailers’ union that joined anti-gay Christians at a Chicago protest to demand repeal of Illinois’s recent gay marriage bill. Hear some of the city’s leading blackmailers explain the bill’s harmful economic consequences.
Attack of the 50 Foot Pundit: A Political Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
All is peaceful in the nation’s capital until the 50-foot-tall, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Glenn Greenwald (better known as Glennzilla) stomps onto the scene. His destination: the DC cocktail party where Barack Obama and the leading lights of Democratic punditry hold court. Can the pundits protect the president from Glennzilla’s well-argued criticism and marathon blog posts?
Presidential Politicians on Parade: A Political Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hit parade of presidential contenders past, present and future convenes on the set of a surreal, absurd, yet all-too-believable cable talk show. The flag-wrapped host poses this question to his guests: what do you look for in your ideal candidate? Their answers will take readers on a hilarious satirical ride through the potholes and pitfalls of 21st century US politics.
Elbee the Dog Vampire Dog Hunter: with Zombies! and More!
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Price: Free! Words: 25,430. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When good dogs are asleep, bad dogs arise. Very bad dogs. Can Elbee the cockapoo save the world from this new breed of evil? It's like that other witty vampire hunter, but with dogs. And zombies. There might also be robots or sea monsters, but there's only one way to find out. Recommended if you like reading.
Cum se prind Vrajitoarele
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Price: Free! Words: 7,270. Language: Romanian. Published: April 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Poveste Au trecut aproape o suta de ani de cand vrajitoarele nu s-au mai aratat printre oameni, iar cavalerii n-au mai luptat cu balauri...
Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The Romans were incurably curious, talkative, malicious gossips. However, there were no gossip-mags back then, or Twitter, or exposés on National TV, so Romans had to fed their voracious appetite for their neighbour’s private life with graffiti, This is a little collection of salacious, vicious and delicious graffito featuring all our favourite bad mad Romans we so love to still gossip about!
The Sim Diary
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
GIT: Onesie
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Series: GITT, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?
The Search For Pandora's Box
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Price: Free! Words: 39,060. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Meet Laurence Swift - inept, incompetent, idiot. When the fate of the world hangs in the balance due to the mysterious discovery and subsequent theft of Pandora's Box, he's probably the last man you' want to save the day. Yet somehow, by a miraculous turn of events that includes Dinosaurs, the Tour de France and a dartboard, he turns out to be the one man who can save the world from annihilation.
GIT: Late Buses
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Series: GITT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.