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How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
Fifty Shades of the Twilight Games
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 270. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Take one part bloodsucker, one part magician, one part ruthless huntress, and throw in a little bondage. What do you get? An all-out battle where arrows fly, teeth gnash, and magic spells clash. Who will survive? Find out in "50 Shades of the Twilight Games,” the new graphic novel parody from Bluewater Productions.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Seduction of Wine
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Price: $8.24 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
"The Seduction of Wine" is illustrated prose to glean insight about wine varietals. Written from the viewpoint of someone reflecting about a lover, or the wine talking about itself, every nuance is based on facts about the specific wine to create descriptions of the character's personality.One wine per page has a corresponding illustration to support its charm.
Sparkle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,370. Language: American English. Published: June 5, 2014 by Wing and Fang Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Tedward Culling hates everything, particularly: geometry (the one class he keeps failing), Genicelle (the high school girl with a obsessive rush on him), and Jesper (his homicidal brother, the world's top assassin). With Jesper in town, the vampire elite asks Tedward to create an army of Sparklers, day walkers, in exchange for a passing grade in geometry. But can Ted stand up to his brother?
Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: The Zomnibus
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 88,380. Language: American English. Published: June 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
John, Chris and Erik must reluctantly join together to survive the spreading apocalypse and find their families. Personal fears, long buried secrets and their own personalities threaten to tear the group apart as they make their way across the zombie ridden landscape. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're kind of dumb. So probably not.
Celebrities Poop
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Celebrities Poop is a page-for-page parody of a popular children's book about animals going to the potty. The book is suitable for e-readers owned by folks with a good sense of humor.
The Mystery of the Second Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A crime story that Dame Agatha Christie never wrote, but probably should have done. Hercule Poirot investigates the grotesque death of Colonel Brindsley Arundel, helped by his famously incapable friend Captain Hastings and hindered by the Colonel's more than dysfunctional family. Who murdered the Colonel? Who killed beautiful actress Jane Rutherford? What do cucumbers have to do with it all?!
Six For Seven (A South African Dinner)
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 63,960. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014 by Jo Rodrigues. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What are you served for dinner while in the company of a lecherous reverend, an aging beauty queen, a gay lottery presenter, a guru, a shrink, a few reporters, and an odd assortment of South African parodies? Why, dinner of course! The rest is just dessert! Do join us!
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
Dolende Ridders
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Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: Dutch. Published: May 19, 2014 by De Scriptomanen. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
De "ware kronieken" van een aantal ridders van Karel de Grote zijn behoorlijk absurd en anachronistisch. Een geestige parodie met een hoog Monty Python gehalte, kortom. Over Angoulaffre met de Gele Tanden, de verliefde leeuw Oghris, of Roland die in zijn eentje een bres slaat in de muren van Saragossa. Voorzien van de nodige wetenschappelijke voetnoten, in de vorm van NvdR's (Noten van Ridders).
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
New Age Master Lompoc Tollhaus is furious when a marketing hack is brought in to complete his latest spiritual book. Enjoy the fun as guru and ghostwriter battle one another over the best way to sell a new consciousness. But following an unusual event, Tollhaus suddenly finds himself out on a limb, pitted against his own theories in a laugh-filled look at New Age marketing.
GO BOOM - The countdown
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Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Political nightmares, sports nuts, Un-reality stars and judgmental opinionated newsmen causing chaos. That's basically it. My book in short form. I pass judgement while trying to cut the blue wire… wait… i think it might be the red wire.. of a ticking fear bomb that I'm holding between my knees.
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
The Whacker Man
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 35,290. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2014 by Blushing Books. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A wickedly clever parody of the classic “Wicker Man” that is sure to delight spanking enthusiasts and fans of the original work.
Pocas Pulgas
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,550. Language: Spanish. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Colección de cuentos humorísticos, costumbristas, medio sentimentalones, o algo así, con un hilo conductor común: todos suceden en Pocas Pulgas, un pueblo tan ficticio como pretencioso, con aspiraciones de Macondo y delirios de Springfield.
Elbee the Dog Vampire Dog Hunter: with Zombies! and More!
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Price: Free! Words: 25,430. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When good dogs are asleep, bad dogs arise. Very bad dogs. Can Elbee the cockapoo save the world from this new breed of evil? It's like that other witty vampire hunter, but with dogs. And zombies. There might also be robots or sea monsters, but there's only one way to find out. Recommended if you like reading.
Terrors of Tesla (The Bulletproof Adventures of Damian Stockwell)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,570. Language: American English. Published: April 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
The bulletproof adventures continue. Now, on the eve of World War II, his old friend, Nikola Tesla, delivers grave news. The plans to his greatest weapons have been stolen and the forces of evil intend to use them against America. His patriotism inflamed, Stockwell begins the hunt for the missing plans. If he’s to save America, he’ll have to punch his way through Nazis, ninjas and the mad science
Horror in Honduras (The Bulletproof Adventures of Damian Stockwell)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,760. Language: American English. Published: April 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Join Damian Stockwell on his first adventure. Raised from birth to be a force for justice, Damian Stockwell has forever trained to combat the evils of the world. Blessed with the physique of a demigod and one of the world’s foremost minds, he travels the globe on a quest to confront evil and punch it in the face.
Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The Romans were incurably curious, talkative, malicious gossips. However, there were no gossip-mags back then, or Twitter, or exposés on National TV, so Romans had to fed their voracious appetite for their neighbour’s private life with graffiti, This is a little collection of salacious, vicious and delicious graffito featuring all our favourite bad mad Romans we so love to still gossip about!