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The Bachelor Cookbook: Edible Meals with a Side of Sarcasm
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,380. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The Bachelor Cookbook is the perfect (and likely only) addition to any guy’s collection of sarcastic culinary literature. If you’re between relationships and looking to make the most of whatever foodstuffs you’ve got until you meet that next special woman, then your prayers have been answered. Unless you’re an atheist; in which case coming across this book just means your luck was in today.
Captain Bartholomew Quasar and the Insurmountable Barrier of Space Junk + Other Tales
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,120. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Returning to Earth after years of gallivanting around the galaxy, Captain Quasar and the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude find that all is not well on their home planet. So of course it will be up to Quasar and Company to save the day despite overwhelming odds and unexpected setbacks. 6+ Short Stories - Space Opera / Humor Originally appeared in Ray Gun Revival Magazine and Every Day Fiction
GIT: Late Buses
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Series: GITT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
Kevin the Adventurer and the Eye of Varn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,760. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Plot Twist Tales allow you to choose the plot! Kevin is bravely slaying flagons of ale at his favorite inn when a sorcerer hires him to steal a jewel from a death cult. Soon he is saving a sacrificial victim from the cult and/or participating in a revolution against the King of the Gnomes. Mix every Lord of the Rings ripoff and spoon in flavors of Monty Python, and you have one strange tale!
Evening Harold - The Free Lunch
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Price: Free! Words: 12,250. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Evening Harold has been the daily publication serving the village of Harold for the last 300 years. In March 2013, to mark the internet being available in the village for the first time, we decided to release the online version, EveningHarold.com , so it can be enjoyed by not only the residents of Harold, but also those in Dunstable and by the rest of the world
Iron Skillet Man; The Stark Truth About Pepper and Pots
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 46,280. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hallee the Homemaker™ (whose secret identity is Christian author and blogger Hallee Bridgeman) swings into action and shows her mettle with her third title in the Hallee's Galley parody cookbook series. Recipes run the gamut from red meats to vegetables and from fish to fowl. Super skillet breads and divine desserts rush to the rescue.
The Walking Bread; The Bread Will Rise!
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 27,570. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Courses & Dishes / Bread
Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" finds every grain of truth in her second whole food real food cookbook with in-depth analysis and recipes of yeast breads, quick breads, sourdoughs, and breads using grains other than wheat.
A Call from Cthulhu
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
The stars have aligned. Cthulhu is risen, rested and strong. The Great Old Ones await his call. . . . (Lovecraftian flash fiction parody — 500 words, about 2 pages)
Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!!!
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Series: The Harry Moffer Parody Project, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,410. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A 14-year-old nerd named Harry Moffer is taken away from his home in Branford, Coggnetigut to a strange city called Wyvernwing, Pencilvarnia. There, he attends a strange school called Warthogpox High, where he meets two strange kids named Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer. The three of them find themselves fighting a battle against an unpopular children's book series.
The Life and Times of Butterfly the Lower Back Tattoo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,490. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
From McSweeney's columnist Jordan Jeffers comes a collection of twenty-two stories, filled with characters sincere and simple, clueless and clever, unicorn and lower back tattoo. Here are stories written for the ride between bus stops, the commercial break, and the fifteen minutes before the end of the day, when you're trying to avoid work. Good stories that are funny, in that order.
The Sillymarillion - An Unauthorized Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Silmarillion
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,730. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Blasphemy! Heresy! Not since Bored of the Rings has there been such a blatant desecration of the sacred works of J.R.R. Tolkien! True fans of Middle-earth, rise up against this upstart and his distorted retelling of The Silmarillion, Tolkien's history of the world before The Lord of the Rings.
Rude Awakenings
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Price: Free! Words: 82,380. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
In the land known as Terra Infirma (so-called due to its weak constitution), in the once vibrant city of Marasmus, the Trollian Conquest is complete and an authoritarian and oppressive regime holds sway. Religion is banned and the city's patron God, WACCHUS, finds Himself forcibly retired. He discovers that resurrection is only possible through the person of the Awakener. Unfortunately, the only b
Slave Job
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,470. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
A man in a society of socialized careers decides he cannot live another day with his demeaning, dead-end job. His co-workers are baffled and his wife tells him he speaks heresy. Sterk sets his own destiny no matter the consequences.
Weapon of Choice
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,020. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Dennis thrived as a grubby, good-for-nothing farmboy in a typical Fantasy world, which made him the prime material for being selected by the gods to go on an epic quest. When chosen, he discovered he is left with nothing but a feather to defend himself with. Will Dennis complete his quest and get back home with his sanity intact? A Fantasy parody work totalling approx. 13500 words.
'Twas the Zombie Attack Before Christmas (Illustrated Edition)
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 180. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A fully illustrated twisted take on a classic Christmas poem. Instead of Visits by Saint Nick we have Zombies wandering the neighborhood looking for those unlucky enough to be caught out on Christmas Eve.
The Department of Govecation presents: The 99 Govemandments
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A short parody account of some of the recent changes to English education.
Mutated Mediocre Public Television Galactic Defenders Save the Universe!
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Series: Public Television Heroes, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 49,460. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014 by Dingbat Publishing. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
In the epic satire Bob Ross, Vampire Hunter, a motley collection of public TV heroes rode off into an apocalyptic sunset aboard the Boston Symphony Hall. Now join scientific Carl, neighborly Fred, Georgie the reader, Bob the painter, and the shrill red puppet Ergo as they battle evil robots and aliens, mutate into spacey things, and save the universe! Did you know you could do all that in Toronto?
Modi Operandi
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Series: Henchmen, Minions and Other Underlings, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 78,550. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Beth Belontalus, a young woman working for the Central Systems Post Service, is kidnapped by the insidious criminal organization the Debian Combine to become their new base administrator. Beth must survive long enough to hone this gaggle of madmen into a force to be reckoned with.
Conrad
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Price: Free! Words: 45,930. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Conrad Donovan wants answers, but the only man who has them is about to be banished from New Earth forever. Should he sneak on board the prisoner transporter, and risk a life of slavery on the horrific planet of Tharnon, just to put his mind at ease? What you think is largely irrelevant, because Conrad did sneak on board, and he regretted it almost immediately...
Courted by the Vampire
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Series: Eight Realms, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,620. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Hannah Weybourne is a reluctant empath who’s yanked out of obscurity when a half-vampire shows up in her bookstore. Edwin Mason is paranormal bounty hunter searching for a wayward vampire, but he needs Hannah’s powers to help defeat a renegade demon lord. The unlikely duo runs into a sticky web of supernatural foes and dark deceit in their quest to protect the magic in the Eight Realms.