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Conrad
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Price: Free! Words: 45,930. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Conrad Donovan wants answers, but the only man who has them is about to be banished from New Earth forever. Should he sneak on board the prisoner transporter, and risk a life of slavery on the horrific planet of Tharnon, just to put his mind at ease? What you think is largely irrelevant, because Conrad did sneak on board, and he regretted it almost immediately...
Courted by the Vampire
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Series: Eight Realms, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,620. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Hannah Weybourne is a reluctant empath who’s yanked out of obscurity when a half-vampire shows up in her bookstore. Edwin Mason is paranormal bounty hunter searching for a wayward vampire, but he needs Hannah’s powers to help defeat a renegade demon lord. The unlikely duo runs into a sticky web of supernatural foes and dark deceit in their quest to protect the magic in the Eight Realms.
Finding Floofy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Is his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,250 words in all.
The Exercist: A Not-So-Divine Comedy about Health & Fitness in Devilishly Clever Verse
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014 by Defiant Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Poetry blogger Will Shakespeare is at it again with a parody of Dante's "Divine Comedy"! When an overweight guy's family forces him to go see an Exercist (a specialist who gets rid of demons by working 'em hard at the gym) to get rid of his demon pal Sloth, neither the Exercist nor the demon is very cooperative... until our guy comes up with his own plan for dealing with BOTH problems.
After Happily Every After
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Price: Free! Words: 12,890. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER takes a look at what happens after Harry meets Sally, or Tom Cruise 'completes' Renee Zellweger, or Jack Nicholson takes Helen Hunt for hot rolls. If you love movies or love books or maybe just love the idea of an anti-sacharine alternative to the usual sappy romances on the shelves around Valentine's day, then take a chance on AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
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Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 7. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,740. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so he giggles nervously sometimes.
Bum Luck: A Crag Banyon Mystery
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Series: Crag Banyon Mysteries, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,220. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Crag Banyon is a two-fisted P.I. with a heart of gold and a liver of stainless steel. In his fifth comic case, a missing pot of gold and a leprechaun client bring a boatload of bad luck.
Effie and the Plum Country Open
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,110. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Effie Casper, unexpectedly retired, has always dreamed of golfing in a tournament and now, using only her three beat-up clubs she takes on a sophisticated country club teenager who's used to winning by any means. Will Effie's unorthodox strokes perfected on her homemade farm course be enough to win the prize she covets?
The $500 Question
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
Dark Moonlighting 4: The One with the Whales
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,120. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has killed over 30,000 people, is back to fight space aliens in this fourth book in the humorous Dark Moonlighting series.
Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
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Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Unbalanced Party tackle a pesky troll eating a local farmer's sheep.
Mr Paganini
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,620. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Part 1. It’s the author’s birthday! Time for blank chequebook celebration which include, hog roast, champagne and fireworks ... ‘not’. Someone feels sorry for him and leaves a gift on his step, which will be nice to open at his solo party. The gift though is mega and changes his life. Part 2 tells of the darker, sinister side of the guitar. You probably won’t believe it.
Going Dutch
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature audiences. Approximately 2,800 words.
The Chapped-Ass Critic
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Approximately 2,300 words.
The Outlaw Hassle Stone
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Price: Free! Words: 5,780. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Join Clint and Edward in this wee-adventure that takes place before the events of the first Unicorn Western, as gunslinger and unicorn ride into the dusty town of Solace to rid the sleepy town of the Outlaw Hassle Stone.
Monsieur Grolou n'aime plus les Navets
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: French. Published: December 19, 2013 by Fieffé Goupil. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Monsieur Grolou ne supporte plus de manger des navets à tous les repas. Aussi opte-t-il pour un régime plus… carné.
Glory's Gauntlet and Other Tales
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,660. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
There's a thin line between high adventure and crushing disappointment. If you have a problem, and the Guilds and Royal Guard won't help you, and you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Freelance Hunters! A collection of four light-hearted fantasy adventures staring the Freelance Hunters. Contains "Glory's Gauntlet," "Blocked!" "The Least Unicorn," and "A Splash on the Big Bridge."
The Billion-Dollar Girl
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,060. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The only thing Eva Milton wanted in life was fame. And money. And fans. And glamorous lifestyle. Nothing could stop her from reaching the stardom, even though she lacked talent and intellect. But in our crazy world her skills were perfect. Genre: satire, humor, parody. The book is written in a narrative style, without dialogues.
Think Outside The Box... Of Chocolates
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,050. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2013 by A-Argus Better Book Publishers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hilarious parody and satire from Canada's Queen of Comedy as she looks at life from a different colored spectrum
Never Trust Ann Coulter: An Unauthorized, Autobiographical Parody
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,280. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2013 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In this hilarious unauthorized, autobiographical parody, Ann Coulter has been approached to be the Vice Presidential candidate in 2016. She’s published a tell-all book. She will reveal who she is, who she was and who she hopes to be before the left wing media and the Democratic spin machine can have at her.