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Baboons and Bureaucrats
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Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some bureaucrats work professionally and arduously, and possess a true desire to help people while many others work slowly, making simple tasks exceedingly difficult, treating recipients poorly, and chasing everyone away. Thus, I wrote this parody to express my appreciation to the world’s bad bureaucrats, and, unfortunately, the world has too many of them.
The Secret Chicken Kitchen Files
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A collection of hilarious limericks about the secret lives of chickens and the tasty, vegetarian snacks they're cooking up in the coop! Read the "secret files" out loud with friends and family, choose favorite recipes, and make your own snacks at home. By the end of your tour of their fun, secret places, you'll know that a chicken can have many faces!
Appendix B, Army Field Manual 21-11: A Suggestive Love Story in Pictures
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Field Manuals (FMs) are the bibles of the Army. Some folks use them to figure out small unit infantry tactics or sound ways to cross a river. Others like to flip through various FMs, such as the one on First Aid for Soldiers (FM 21-11), and its Appendix B, which deals with aid-and-litter carrying techniques, and for no particular reason, recaption the illustrations to tell a crude love story...
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
Space Vixen Trek Episode 4.135667: Walking the Planck, sub figura XVI
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Series: Space Vixen Trek, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
A dorky genius and a knuckle-headed linebacker take a prototype spaceplane out for a three hour tour. The navigational computer crashes, they're hopelessly stranded, and the jock ate too many beans. But at least the nerd is far from his greedy creditors and especially his control freak wife. Then he discovers the horrifying reason why he hasn't made a plug nickel from his super duper invention...
Dinosaur Alien Invasion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,600. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
IT BEGINS... 65 Million Years Ago, Dinosaur kind took to the stars to avoid the disastrous new Ice Age. They abandoned the Earth to the mammals, a still tiny, primitive, and weak classification of creatures. They went out into the deep corners the universe and conquered it. Now, they're coming home...
Sacred Wind: The Appendices
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
For those who wish to know more about some of the history of Sacred Wind world, this book of appendices includes: Appendix 1 – A Quick Guide to Quantum Computing, Appendix 2 – The Bi-Millennial Deity Conference, Appendix 3 – The Frothy Ale Tsunami of ‘87, and Appendix 4 – History of the Cestrian Music Tournament. May Odin bless your wind for reading...
Troonrede 2014-2015
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: Dutch. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leden van de Staten-Generaal, Nu ik mij vandaag alweer voor de tweede keer op Prinsjesdag tot u mag richten, hecht ik eraan om samen met u een blik achter mij te werpen op datgene wat aan het begin van mijn eerste bewindsjaar werd voorgenomen en wat daarvan heden ten dage is gerealiseerd; dit geheel in lijn met het verantwoordingsdebat . Voornemen 1 betrof het versterken van het groeivermoge...
How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
Fifty Shades of the Twilight Games
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 270. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Take one part bloodsucker, one part magician, one part ruthless huntress, and throw in a little bondage. What do you get? An all-out battle where arrows fly, teeth gnash, and magic spells clash. Who will survive? Find out in "50 Shades of the Twilight Games,” the new graphic novel parody from Bluewater Productions.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Seduction of Wine
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Price: $8.24 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
"The Seduction of Wine" is illustrated prose to glean insight about wine varietals. Written from the viewpoint of someone reflecting about a lover, or the wine talking about itself, every nuance is based on facts about the specific wine to create descriptions of the character's personality.One wine per page has a corresponding illustration to support its charm.
Sparkle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,370. Language: American English. Published: June 5, 2014 by Wing and Fang Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Tedward Culling hates everything, particularly: geometry (the one class he keeps failing), Genicelle (the high school girl with a obsessive rush on him), and Jesper (his homicidal brother, the world's top assassin). With Jesper in town, the vampire elite asks Tedward to create an army of Sparklers, day walkers, in exchange for a passing grade in geometry. But can Ted stand up to his brother?
Celebrities Poop
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Celebrities Poop is a page-for-page parody of a popular children's book about animals going to the potty. The book is suitable for e-readers owned by folks with a good sense of humor.
The Mystery of the Second Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A crime story that Dame Agatha Christie never wrote, but probably should have done. Hercule Poirot investigates the grotesque death of Colonel Brindsley Arundel, helped by his famously incapable friend Captain Hastings and hindered by the Colonel's more than dysfunctional family. Who murdered the Colonel? Who killed beautiful actress Jane Rutherford? What do cucumbers have to do with it all?!
Staff Meeting: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A group of forum moderators get together for a bashfest of their leader, a conversation that has disastrous consequences.
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Holding the world's record for appearances on Ricki Lake, New Age Master Lompoc Tollhaus is furious when a marketing hack is brought in to complete his latest spiritual book. Enjoy the fun as guru and ghostwriter grapple over the best way to sell a new consciousness. But following an unusual event, Tollhaus suddenly finds himself out on a limb, pitted against his own theories.
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The Romans were incurably curious, talkative, malicious gossips. However, there were no gossip-mags back then, or Twitter, or exposés on National TV, so Romans had to fed their voracious appetite for their neighbour’s private life with graffiti, This is a little collection of salacious, vicious and delicious graffito featuring all our favourite bad mad Romans we so love to still gossip about!