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The Non-adventures of Agent Smith... and Othet Tales
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 26,580. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This book is a collection of short humoristic stories based on odd people in weird situations.
Enter A Fistful Of Marijuana
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 71,530. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Secret agents, social unrest, marijuana manifestos, panda bears and pizza delivery boys all have one thing in common; they can all be found at Wee Danpot's number one employer - LaPlantes' Greenhouses and Garden Emporium. The future has to begin somewhere.
Necronomicon Cookbook
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,190. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
What you got in your paws right now, is best described, as one part grimoire and one part cookbook. In these pages you’ll read about slayers who fight the good fight to keep this here world spinning just one more day. How slayers cast spells using moonshine, and fight monsters with magic shotguns, then preserve their souls and sanity with some down home cooking. Hope you brought an appetite.
Baboons and Bureaucrats
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Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some bureaucrats work professionally and arduously, and possess a true desire to help people while many others work slowly, making simple tasks exceedingly difficult, treating recipients poorly, and chasing everyone away. Thus, I wrote this parody to express my appreciation to the world’s bad bureaucrats, and, unfortunately, the world has too many of them.
Moxie's Problem
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,280. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Do you enjoy untypical coming-of-age stories? Well you find one more untypical that Moxie’s Problem. Moxie has never been outsider her father’s castle. Until now. The real world is quite different and she struggles to come to grips with reality. The story takes place against a backdrop of Camelot. But it isn’t the Camelot of legends. It’s Camelot in a parallel universe.
The Secret Chicken Kitchen Files
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A collection of hilarious limericks about the secret lives of chickens and the tasty, vegetarian snacks they're cooking up in the coop! Read the "secret files" out loud with friends and family, choose favorite recipes, and make your own snacks at home. By the end of your tour of their fun, secret places, you'll know that a chicken can have many faces!
Tracy's Celebrity Hot Mail
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Tracy's back! Ousted from the office, Tracy teams up with über-iffy agent, Shayne Slider, for an assault on the bottom end of the celebrity market. Tracy's quest to become a C-list celebrity takes her from in-store promotions at her local supermarket to a classy but amoral celebrity event near Harrogate. Fruitier than a ten gallon fruit shoot. That's Tracy!
Appendix B, Army Field Manual 21-11: A Suggestive Love Story in Pictures
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Field Manuals (FMs) are the bibles of the Army. Some folks use them to figure out small unit infantry tactics or sound ways to cross a river. Others like to flip through various FMs, such as the one on First Aid for Soldiers (FM 21-11), and its Appendix B, which deals with aid-and-litter carrying techniques, and for no particular reason, recaption the illustrations to tell a crude love story...
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (The Novel)
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Price: Free! Words: 31,110. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Joined by that rarest creature of all - a girl! - they must overcome their bickering in order to save the kingdom. [Novelization of the award-winning independent film]
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
Space Vixen Trek Episode 4.135667: Walking the Planck, sub figura XVI
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Series: Space Vixen Trek, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
A dorky genius and a knuckle-headed linebacker take a prototype spaceplane out for a three hour tour. The navigational computer crashes, they're hopelessly stranded, and the jock ate too many beans. But at least the nerd is far from his greedy creditors and especially his control freak wife. Then he discovers the horrifying reason why he hasn't made a plug nickel from his super duper invention...
Dinosaur Alien Invasion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,600. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
IT BEGINS... 65 Million Years Ago, Dinosaur kind took to the stars to avoid the disastrous new Ice Age. They abandoned the Earth to the mammals, a still tiny, primitive, and weak classification of creatures. They went out into the deep corners the universe and conquered it. Now, they're coming home...
Vampire Bimbo On Spring Break
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,290. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Summer fun breaks loose when the Vampire discovers sun blocker, beaches and bimbos on Spring Break - a complete novella. Six short stories round out this collection of craziness and parody from Michael Baudoin.
Toto's Adventures with Dorothy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,510. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
With dogged determination and bravery, Toto guided Dorothy and the others through one perilous adventure after another. At least that is how Toto tells it in his humorous interpretation of the Wizard of Oz, filled with offbeat conversations and peppered with puns.
The Pinocchios, Long Lost Logs of a Family Tree
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Price: Free! Words: 51,400. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Geppetto carves logs that can speak into three children puppets and their parents into Greek god candlesticks. When the parents are stolen, the children seek the help of a detective agency, run by sleuth Dorothy, her gumshoe partner Scarecrow, who is without eyes and blind, and his seeing-eye-hound, Toto.With the unlikely appearance of Tin Woodman and Lion, Dorothy plots a wacky and rousing rescue
Sacred Wind: The Appendices
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
For those who wish to know more about some of the history of Sacred Wind world, this book of appendices includes: Appendix 1 – A Quick Guide to Quantum Computing, Appendix 2 – The Bi-Millennial Deity Conference, Appendix 3 – The Frothy Ale Tsunami of ‘87, and Appendix 4 – History of the Cestrian Music Tournament. May Odin bless your wind for reading...
Sacred Wind: Book 3
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,580. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….
Sacred Wind: Book 2
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,980. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….
Sacred Wind: Book 1
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Price: Free! Words: 34,500. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
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Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….
Sacred Wind: The Complete Trilogy
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 124,730. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….