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Shopping at Tesco
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Urban
In this dark humorous short story a snooty yummy mummy takes decisive action when faced with panic and danger at the supermarket.
Things To Do While Waiting For A Woman - A Guide For Impatient Men
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a funny, silly look at how men can occupy themselves while waiting for the women in their lives to get ready. It's a humorous guide and won first place in the largest humor book contest.
FEROCITY Chapter Four through Eight
Price: Free! Words: 20,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
FEROCITY CHAPTER FOUR THROUGH EIGHT. Jack Tide's life continues to get complicated and dangerous. Sunset and his men make their move forcing Jack to act on his assassination of the senator. Meanwhile the mystery of Keira is solved when he finally sees her again, with less than perfect results. To compound problems, now he must survive the Indians and pass his Humanities test.
Midnight Hat Trick - Three Creepy Canadian Novellas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,900. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
MIDNIGHT HAT TRICK – a collection of 3 chilling novellas from Nova Scotia storyteller Steve Vernon. HAMMURABI ROAD is a dark tale of redneck noir. NOT JUST ANY OLD GHOST STORY is a quiet tale about coming home and ghosts you can never escape. SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME asks what would a bunch of over-the-hill old-time hockey players from Northern Labrador deal with a tour bus full of vampires?
Sleep When You're Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's Taco Tuesday again. Your Uggs are dirty, the barista spelled your name wrong, and your sorority sister just won't leave you alone. She's pushing you to the edge of madness. You literally can't even. Sleep When You're Dead is the troubling story of one college girl's fall from grace. -- BASED ON A TRUE STORY --
Ferocity
Price: Free! Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ferocity is the story of Jack Tide, a young hitman trying to pass his college exams, maintain a normal life, find out what happened to his girlfriend who dumped him, and assassinate a senator. It's a black comedy adventure thriller in the vein of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity mixed with David Sedaris mixed with James Bond. A story about negotiating love and explosions in the new age.
Fucked (well and truly)
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Who is the man in disguise? What horrible thing has he done? What are his motives? How will he be able to live with himself? The one thing we will find out, if nothing else, is what conclusion to the forthcoming inevitable dilemma the man offers up as a way of an apology!
Sheltered
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 91,500. Language: Australian English. Published: May 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
SHELTERED is a black comedy about psychiatric patients who are incarcerated in secure Australian mental health facilities after committing serious criminal offenses. It is based on my extensive experiences of living with chronic schizophrenia and being stuck in locked units for much of my life.
The Photons in the Cheese are Lost
Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
An Inner City
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 101,940. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chapelgate Gardens, an inner city flats complex in Dublin, provides the backdrop to this honest, gritty account of the lives of a group of young adults in the late sixties in an Ireland gripped in a state of depression and unemployment. Mick, Gerard, Larry and Imelda just get on by hustling, petty thieving and even prostitution.
Dark Carbuncle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A hilarious horror rocker from New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson and Grammy winner Janis Ian. Greatest hits—back from the dead! A famous one-hit-wonder rock star might think his career is over (being dead, for starters), but a group of obsessive fans has other ideas.
I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
*short story* We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn’t slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff. After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Good & evil
This book is about many things.
Cecilia
Price: Free! Words: 9,710. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While Cecilia Blind frets about her little brother's obsessive and reclusive personality, her mother takes an interest in their tree service's laborer, an interest that ultimately leads the Blinds to revisit the tragedy that so changed their family life.
Vanity Plates
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A New York governor hires a gorgeous fashion model to head the State Horse Racing Agency.
The James Interlude
Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the upcoming book “The Inept Zombie Survivor” our nameless hero has a friend called James. James is also a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, mostly because he refuses to acknowledge that zombies exist, no matter how intrusive they are. He is grumpy, bad tempered and sometimes argumentative with a flair for denial.
White Walls and Straitjackets
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 38,230. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2015 by RavenswoodPublishing. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Crystal and Harry – lovers who work in the entertainment business: after murdering three critics for poor reviews, they decide to skip town and head for the coastline. Once there, they know things will be fine – it’ll be a chance to start fresh.
Chumped Vol. 2 (Beating in Progress)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,320. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler accepts his friend's cockamamie scheme: fake an injury which requires a face mask and let a masked body double take his place at work. If he fails to trick boss Dick Bacon, Percy will lose his job and will receive a lifetime ban from practicing law. Unfortunately for Percy, the body double is a bruising goon who seeks and wreaks havoc on his law firm.