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The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Nazi Sharks!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader or brain.
Crashed America
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,140. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Joe sets off for those United States of America he has a whole list of plans, dreams, schemes and delusions to be lived out against an idealised Americana backdrop. Killing Jesus isn't exactly among them but, as ever, life does its own thing.
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
Idle Tastes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You know the story: A group of friends have moved back home after college. They're not sure of their place in the world or what to do with their lives now. So they decide to eat someone.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
Spelunking for Lovers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
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Spelunking is dangerous enough, what with iridescent gorillas and giant, carnivorous bats roaming the alien geography; Dr. Stephen Miller and his young assistant, Rebecca, have to put up with incompetent interns to top it all off. Can Rebecca triumph over their incompetence and finally win the love of the man she has always secretly loved?
A Trillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,610. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is soon to be reunited with his pregnant girlfriend, his genie pal and his infant son. Unfortunately, the light is a lot brighter than Dennis bargained for. He and his friends soon face adversity at every turn as they try to reclaim the lives they left behind years before.