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DEAD(ish)
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Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.23 from 22 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
Ghosts and Other Family
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Series: Three 4 U, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,690. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
Violet Shaydes discovered that after tragedy, sometimes came adversity. With one of the oddest families around, somebody had to try and sort the mess out. Available as an audiobook
The Empty Man
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
How I was Murdered by a Fox Monster
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Price: Free! Words: 2,240. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
They say life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected in the blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster wouldn't come tonight. I might not be dead yet but I can see what's coming, this is the story of how I was murdered by a fox monster!
Selling it All
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Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
De hondjes van Etretat
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Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: Dutch. Published: February 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Een leraar Geschiedenis vertelt een persoonlijk getint verhaal dat zijn 6-vwo klas zwaar op de maag blijkt te liggen.
Nearly Dead: A St. Pete Zombie Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 10,500. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a New York crime boss sends a hitman to St. Pete in the middle of a zombie infestation, the hitman finds that even infested with the undead, his beloved St. Pete hasn't really changed that much. Yet even in the middle of an infestation, he still has a job to do. A seriocomic short story of about 4,000 words and prequel to the full length novel SINCERELY DEAD.
THE ARK ANGEL RONALD'S QUEST FOR CHAOS
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Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
The world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do! There is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back!
Adult Coloring Book - It Really Sucks When...
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Price: Free! Words: 960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It Really Sucks When... is a coloring book for grown-ups with a sick sense of humor.
The Safety Dance
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Price: Free! Words: 11,130. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
Smashwords Writing Duel
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
(4.63 from 8 reviews)
Trevor Ian Thomson was one clever guy. He began reviewing on Smashwords, taking great pleasure criticising mistakes within stories, be they bad spelling to bad grammar. But when challenged to write his own story by an author called Jack Van Mason the reviews he received where at times as critical as his own. The only difference being that there criticism fell upon his ideas and originality.
The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
In the future ... well, you already know this (or will), assuming you lived (or will live) through the horror, the misery, the nightmare that was (or is) (or will be) the Von Barkingham method of time travel. May God have mercy on our souls.
A Bargain with the Devil
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Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story from Paris Portingale, the new master of modern story telling.
Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld Volume 1
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Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren, Special 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: British English. Published: February 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Nicolette Mace is a private investigator out of necessity, not choice. With her family dead & nowhere else to turn she had to learn to stand on her own two feet & live the only way her father ever taught her to. Life is fast paced, dangerous & filled with more gunfire than a gangster film, but isn't all big cases, excitement & arch enemies. Follow her day to day musings taken from her online blog
The Caldecott Chronicles No.1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,220. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A unique, chilling and often hilarious zombie short story adventure set in Victorian England. If you enjoy it, please review it...it would mean a lot to me. And look out for the other books in the series. Cheers! RGB
Choque
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A vítima inocente de um acidente de viação acorda no hospital e descobre, sem perceber como, que o culpam de um crime atroz. (1 de 2 elaborações sobre piada arqueológica)
East Village
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Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Yukyuk is a speed freak and Harry sells weed and hash from his one-room apartment on 11th Street. One warm summer night in 1967, they have a problem, and that problem ends in murder.
The Curse Of The Cowboy
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 8,700. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
“The Curse Of The Cowboy” is about three cowboys who aquire a map that leads to an old Indian graveyard containing buried treasure. However, things don’t go as planned and you’ll learn many things: such as the benefits and problems of being dead and how to cope with maggots, unsightly smells and a pair of backstabbing murdering scumbags who have gutted you and (rightly) left you for dead.
The Necromancer's Reunion
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Price: Free! Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The necromancer returns for another adventure when he finds that the accidental death of his childhood friend and love might have been a deliberate murder. Mystery, magic, and humor continue in this installment of the necromancer's plight.