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DEAD(ish)
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
0.25 star(4.29 from 21 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
By Bianca Nederlof
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
The Empty Man
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
Ghosts and Other Family
By Gary Weston
Series: Three 4 U, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,690. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
Violet Shaydes discovered that after tragedy, sometimes came adversity. With one of the oddest families around, somebody had to try and sort the mess out. Available as an audiobook
Smashwords Writing Duel
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,860. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
0.75 star(4.63 from 8 reviews)
Trevor Ian Thomson was one clever guy. He began reviewing on Smashwords, taking great pleasure criticising mistakes within stories, be they bad spelling to bad grammar. But when challenged to write his own story by an author called Jack Van Mason the reviews he received where at times as critical as his own. The only difference being that there criticism fell upon his ideas and originality.
THE ARK ANGEL RONALD'S QUEST FOR CHAOS
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
The world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do! There is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back!
Selling it All
By Josie Daleiden
Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
The Safety Dance
By Justin Cawthorne
Price: Free! Words: 11,130. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
A Bargain with the Devil
By Paris Portingale
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story from Paris Portingale, the new master of modern story telling.
The Caldecott Chronicles No.1
By R.G. Bullet
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,220. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A unique, chilling and often hilarious zombie short story adventure set in Victorian England. If you enjoy it, please review it...it would mean a lot to me. And look out for the other books in the series. Cheers! RGB
The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel
By Tom Lichtenberg
Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
In the future ... well, you already know this (or will), assuming you lived (or will live) through the horror, the misery, the nightmare that was (or is) (or will be) the Von Barkingham method of time travel. May God have mercy on our souls.
The Curse Of The Cowboy
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,700. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
“The Curse Of The Cowboy” is about three cowboys who aquire a map that leads to an old Indian graveyard containing buried treasure. However, things don’t go as planned and you’ll learn many things: such as the benefits and problems of being dead and how to cope with maggots, unsightly smells and a pair of backstabbing murdering scumbags who have gutted you and (rightly) left you for dead.
An Actor's Life - A Short Story
By Duncan Whitehead
Price: Free! Words: 7,500. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
A short dark comedy of 7,500 words. It is Oscar night and Hollywood holds its breath to see if Sir Michael Brookes not only wins the best actor but also the best supporting actor award, which would take his tally of Academy Award wins to an unprecedented six........
East Village
By Steven Hager
Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Yukyuk is a speed freak and Harry sells weed and hash from his one-room apartment on 11th Street. One warm summer night in 1967, they have a problem, and that problem ends in murder.
Choque
By Renato Carreira
Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A vítima inocente de um acidente de viação acorda no hospital e descobre, sem perceber como, que o culpam de um crime atroz. (1 de 2 elaborações sobre piada arqueológica)
The Necromancer's Reunion
By Mortimer Jackson
Price: Free! Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The necromancer returns for another adventure when he finds that the accidental death of his childhood friend and love might have been a deliberate murder. Mystery, magic, and humor continue in this installment of the necromancer's plight.
Dead Man Walking
By Stephanie Campbell
Price: Free! Words: 920. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Whisper Ludlow's ex-husband, Luther, has always been odd. That was why, when they first met forty years ago, she hadn't thought much of it when he said, "When I die, I want my body to be sat out in the middle of the crowd at my repast." At the time, she thought it had been hysterical. Now, though, when it's time for her to fullfill his wish, she has second thoughts.
Sherman Zahd
By Jon Sindell
Price: Free! Words: 4,380. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Sherman Zahd" is an antiwar satire set in San Francisco schools in the early days of the Iraq War. The story is loosely based on Sheherezade. The humor is closely based on George Bush and the like.
The Unforgettable Names Of the Forgotten Gods
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
0.5 star(3.43 from 7 reviews)
Short comic story. In times of old, when the worlds had just formed, and mankind was still fresh and young, the One God fought for his right to rule over all. But as Gods go, he was not as clever or unique as he first thought and later found he was just one of many from a plethora of other divine deities striving to make a mark and be worshipped by humanity. THIS IS THE STORY TO END ALL STORIES
The Unfaithful Camera (Short Story)
By C.D. Reimer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,620. Language: American English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
After walking home from school because Daddy and his older sister Tammy were doing the "bouncy-bounce" in bed, Little Danny notices his sister's brand new cellphone with the built-in video camera and a smile blossoms on his sullen face. (A 1,195-word short story.)