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DEAD(ish)
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Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.23 from 22 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.
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Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
Sherwood Ltd
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012 by MWiDP. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Sherwood. The name immediately conjures up images of Richard Greene, Michael Praed and Russel Crowe. Or maybe that sly fox in the Disney version. Only, in Anne R. Allen's latest rom-com mystery the fox is a coyote and there's no Robin Hood. Or is there?
The One Who Is Two (Book 1 of White Rabbit)
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Price: Free! Words: 56,710. Language: British English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Transported into a bizarre alternative reality, the story follows the stranded hero as he struggles through a world of which he is not part in his search for a way home. Alice in Wonderland for adults, Odyssey for the post-psychedelic age, or improbable mystical allegory, the four books of White Rabbit combine black comedy with surreal adventure into a weird and fantastical entertainment.
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
Death by Cake
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Price: Free! Words: 97,610. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Hippie hero, death by sweets, never ending childhood for young and old, and an interesting hit on the newest resident? Welcome to Lost Secret girls and boys!
The United States of Air: a Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 75,390. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
Coffee and Sugar
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Price: Free! Words: 92,490. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
This is the story of Joao, an uninspiring country boy who moves to a slum in the city with his drunken, violent, preacher father; The Bishop and falls for amiable prostitute named Charity.
A Touch of Danger (Archie Lemons #2)
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Price: Free! Words: 56,480. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Private Investigator Archie Lemons is back! While on vacation with his family, Archie witnesses a murder that nobody seems to believe actually happened. With the suspect being a famous Hollywood star and a corpse that has been dragged into the ocean, not even the local police are willing to help.
Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
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Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.
The Telstar
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Price: Free! Words: 62,050. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
In 1957, Samson Tipperty discovers his unreliable father without a head. And so then the inevitable happens: he is beamed up in to space and held captive by the Russians aboard their spacecraft called The Sputnik. This is what Samson Tipperty believes, but most of his beliefs are false. Can a Commodore 64 from 1985 or a robot from 2013 help him discover the truth?
The Invisible Husband
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,080. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.29 from 7 reviews)
Miss Eve Venables knows nothing about the man who’s persuaded her parents to deliver her to a country church in the middle of the night, not even his name. Four men in black hooded cloaks escort Eve up the aisle where she’s married by proxy to a man named Adam Harold Damian Latham, sixth Earl of Latham. The name Latham is familiar, but she can’t remember why...
Darkness Once More (Archie Lemons #1)
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Price: Free! Words: 51,180. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Recently widowed private eye, autistic, Full House superfan and go-to guy for all random pop culture questions long past their sell-by date, Archie Lemons starts his first case since his finding his wife murdered in their home. Will this case help snap him from his reverie or will it prove to be his final undoing?
Ghosts and Other Family
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Series: Three 4 U, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,690. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
Violet Shaydes discovered that after tragedy, sometimes came adversity. With one of the oddest families around, somebody had to try and sort the mess out. Available as an audiobook
The Empty Man
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
How I was Murdered by a Fox Monster
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Price: Free! Words: 2,240. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
They say life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected in the blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster wouldn't come tonight. I might not be dead yet but I can see what's coming, this is the story of how I was murdered by a fox monster!
Selling it All
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Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
De hondjes van Etretat
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Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: Dutch. Published: February 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Een leraar Geschiedenis vertelt een persoonlijk getint verhaal dat zijn 6-vwo klas zwaar op de maag blijkt te liggen.
Boracic Lint
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Price: Free! Words: 66,790. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An out of work actor with a serious superiority complex lands work playing Santa Claus in the grotto of the world famous London department store, Harridges. It seems like child's play , it turns out to be anything but. Every ounce of his improvisation skills is challenged by the children who come to see him. His colleagues stretch his wit and wisdom to the limit until he makes a fateful decision.