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The Obituarist
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Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
The Caldecott Chronicles No.1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,220. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A unique, chilling and often hilarious zombie short story adventure set in Victorian England. If you enjoy it, please review it...it would mean a lot to me. And look out for the other books in the series. Cheers! RGB
A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Sherwood Ltd
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012 by MWiDP. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Sherwood. The name immediately conjures up images of Richard Greene, Michael Praed and Russel Crowe. Or maybe that sly fox in the Disney version. Only, in Anne R. Allen's latest rom-com mystery the fox is a coyote and there's no Robin Hood. Or is there?
Operation: Mistletoe
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90,920. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Santa Claus has been institutionalized. Jack Frost has turned the North Pole into a Vegas-style resort. Can two humans return the North Pole to its former glory? Casinos, racing reindeer with horrible attitudes, elves with semi-automatics and Nutcracker warfare! No Christmas icon is spared! Join the Revolution to take back Christmas! Recommended for mature readers.
The Blame Game
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dan and Hailey see a news story about a teen who killed his parents, and jokingly try and guess his motivations. When they found out the truth, however, the joking stops.
The Man Who Could Not Make Up His Mind
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Clifford Day Vanderwall, a member of New York society, has trouble making decisions. He becomes the helpless prey of fortune hunter Shirley Horner. She eventually destroys his career, his love life, and his self-esteem. Lacking the ability to make up his mind, Clifford appears to be doomed in this outrageous satire about love among New York’s upper crust.
Some Thing
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,870. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A tongue-in-cheek tale about a man who drank the water, another man and his bazooka, and a lady with a loaded gun. Brought together in a showdown between paranoia and reality, three once-ordinary lives will never be the same. This horror fable is based on an actual environmental hazard along the Mexican border and the potential for disaster.
The United States of Air: a Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,530. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
Cereal Box Surprise
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
TDX2 - Too Dull To Die
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 13,690. Language: British English. Published: January 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
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Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)
La vieille dame du Negresco
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,690. Language: French. Published: May 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Un député confie à son chauffeur son désarroi, un propriétaire de château se brouille avec sa famille un jour de mariage, un homme marié s'aventure dans un motel au bord de l'autoroute, une voyante est de mauvaise humeur, une vieille femme trouve refuge dans un hôtel de prestige... Rencontres improbables et conversations volées. Une plume mordante pour ce recueil de nouvelles.
Speedster
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,840. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Mired in an epic mid-life crisis, Jack McCain is swimming against the currents of his life. His ex-wife hates his attitude. His girlfriend hates the stripper he's hooked up with. His old friends hate his new car, and his new friends are trying to steal his old car. Everyone wants to call him 'Geezer'. Will he triumph against all odds, or join the mounting body count? Join in the dark comedic fun.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Eight Hour Fiction #5
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 48,410. Language: American English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Eight Hour Fiction #5: 1. Transfer - Stephen Brewer is never sure when he wakes up if he's been asleep, or if he has died and has been transferred to a new clone body. 2. Henchman - Henchmen are the faceless (and mostly hapless) backbones of the "Super" industry, the glue that is sometimes all that holds a supervillain's plans together. "Henchman" is an ongoing collection of stories from Mike Wi
Nearly Dead: A St. Pete Zombie Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 10,590. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a New York crime boss sends a hitman to St. Pete in the middle of a zombie infestation, the hitman finds that even infested with the undead, his beloved St. Pete hasn't really changed that much. Yet even in the middle of an infestation, he still has a job to do. A seriocomic short story of about 4,000 words and prequel to the full length novel SINCERELY DEAD.
Rupert Time
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Rupert fights to keep everything and everyone exactly the same, only it all keeps changing on him anyway until he comes up with the perfect solution. A humorous short story by the author of The Last One To Let You Down.
Roadkill: Four Nasty Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,210. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four nasty short stories set on the south coast of England. An old prostitute gets her revenge, an elderly vampire goes hunting in daylight, a dodgy psychic fleeces his client and a gay lover's ghost haunts his murderer.