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11 Mindboggling Shorts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had...
8 Short Free Stories by Leonard Treman
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Price: Free! Words: 5,020. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Surviving America's Sweetheart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,870. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would happen if the Bachelorette found herself in the Hunger Games? Riley Davenport has it all. She’s America’s Sweetheart, the lucky woman seeking her true love from a pool of twenty-five handsome bachelors. All she has to do is survive. Riley must fight murderous demons, boring angels and jaded TV hosts for her happily ever after.
Revolver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Inspired by selections from T.S. Eliot's "Waste Land" and Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godat, Revolver is a tale of one man's journey into insanity. Ernie has lost his job, his home, and his health medication in a downward spiral that he eventually begins to enjoy as he finds a replacement job, a possible unrequited love he doesn't understand, and a revolver.
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Meow Right Now
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
Last Will and Testicle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Suburban husband finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake.
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
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Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Whose Kidneys Are These, Anyway?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hannah was happy to give her ailing husband her kidney until she found out he was diddling her former friend. Then she wanted it back. The humorous short story collections Five More Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.
Batalion misiów
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,700. Language: Polish. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Zbiór opowiadań, które ukazywały się w prasie literackiej w latach 1995-1998 w czasopismach: „Twórczość” 1995, nr 2; „Nowy Nurt” 1995, nr 5, 18; „FA–art” 1996, nr 3; „Bundesstasse 1” 1996/97, nr 10; „bruLion” 1996, nr 1; „Opcje” 1998, nr 4. Pierwodruk książkowy: biblioteka „Kartek”, Białystok 2001. Wydanie w wersji elektronicznej przejrzane i poprawione przez Autora.
Dani's Shorts 3
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
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Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!
Dark Horse Rising: Charles Manson on the Campaign trail
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
After Ronald Reagan disappears mysteriously, another California entertainer joins the 1980 primary: Charles Manson. In the summer of 1969, he was discovered by a music promoter and his rise to stardom began. When he turns his attention to politics, his spin doctors go into overdrive to clean up his image, while conventional politicians scramble to keep up.
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
The Mindwriter: Episode 3
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Short Scripts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
How to write a movie mystery screenplay, Icy Rivers style, and introducing mysterious mystery man, DirtyBoy McF.
Keeping Mum: Saturday 22nd March
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Price: Free! Words: 12,080. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When modern-day Scrooge Hetty Loveridge saw the opportunity to exploit an inheritance tax loophole for her children, she took it. She need only live seven more years. One week shy, she keels over, dead. Peter and Kate get more than they bargained for as they attempt to fool the tax-man into believing their mother is still alive.