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His Stigmata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jack’s woken up one morning to discover stigmata like wounds on his hands, feet and forehead. He’s in his kitchen and on an impulse he snaps his fingers. And he finds his body parts are strewn everywhere doing weird things, bits of him even in the fridge. And imbedded in his forehead is a bullet shaped diamond. How odd is that!
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin and Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the world from super cocky-roaches that have renewed confidence because they survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage endeavors, surviving with only hot sauce and carpet tacks, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising results.
Death
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Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Mother Goose Unhinged
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Bad Night at the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
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Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
Party! Patio!
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
Mrs. Crawelander and the Three Bears
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reverend Crawelander gets more than he bargained for when Mrs. Crawelander gets more revival meeting spirit than she ever thought possible. Holy Heck breaks out and the small town of Dank Summit will never quite be the same.
Dave The Penguin
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You set the price! Words: 44,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A comical story of one penguin's experiences of the collective mind. From humble beginnings to ultimate knowledge, spiritual experience, and power - which were all, clearly, given to the wrong penguin. Some Penguins are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. But none of these applied to Dave.
Stoner, Unincorporated
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,160. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
Common Sense For Morons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Do you know a moron that could use some advice? This book's 250 somewhat useful, humorous, and off-the-wall tips may help cut down on moronic behavior.
In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles" is a bittersweet short story about the life of an artist and the cascade of snowballing ironies in that life. The artist is Everyman, but with innermost feelings revealed too graphically for comfort. The artist's works present a corrupting temptation to those around him, yet he considers himself the most corrupted of all.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
The Smiths are Going to Jupiter: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In a last ditch effort to save his dysfunctional family life, William Smith takes his wife and kids on a trip to the planet Jupiter, in this darkly comedic portrait of a futuristic society.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.