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Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
By Gari Hart
Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
By Michael Zinetti
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
The Day My Boss Died
By Vera Bryant
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cyndi McKillup faithfully served as Mike's Coordinator for nearly 10 years. One day, all that changed.
A Sense of Humor (Flyleaf Singles #4)
By Cynthia Scott
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,880. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2014 by Flyleaf Inc.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"She rubbed her eyes twice when she saw the hand. It lay between the rows of collard greens, gray and waxen, cut clean at the wrist, with dull fingernails, clenched fingers, and clotted blood around the clean, white bone..."
The Midnight Vampire Trap
By L.S. Richards
Price: Free! Words: 23,270. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
The Art of Deathmatch
By Agluppos
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Scandinavian Poetry
Poems about deathmatch and the self-imposed torture of drinking. Time rots away slowly in the hinterland suburb. Nothing much happens. Most of the stuff is broken, and the rest stolen. The main meeting place is The Cultural Centre, suburb's only restaurant. On its program list are presented the good old-fashioned fighting, police and ambulance personnel. On a daily basis.
Cinque racconti brevissimi
By Federico Bailo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,590. Language: Italian. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cinque fulminanti brevissimi racconti. L'idea condensata all'essenziale in queste short stories (alcune già apparse su riviste e giornali) dove il superfluo è deliberatamente tralasciato. Il nucleo del racconto è un gesto, una parola, un sentimento. Cinque flash accecanti che fotografano l'animo umano.
The Species-a-torium
By Hank Gross
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This short story is a philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego to which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it's a great place to take a first date, too!
The Funerals at Christmas
By Dixon Barker
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: British English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballard Funeral is the consummate showman, and the consummate arsehole – he’s also dying. With the help of his witless aid George and his adopted son and cash-cow Edward, Ballard is assembling a televised funeral extravaganza to celebrate his impending death. The Funerals at Christmas is a blackly comic tale that has echoes of Bukowski, Brautigan and Carver – but with a unique London voice.
Running Mike
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,350. Language: Australian English. Published: April 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement. This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 2: April 2014
By The Scum Gentry Press
Price: Free! Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Suicidal Janice
By Jenna Wimshurst
Price: Free! Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
48 year old marketing manager Janice is going to commit suicide. But first she needs to sort her life out. This short comical story explores how Janice prepares to end her life.
My Friend Ron or My Brush With The Men Going Their Own Way Movement
By Adrien Leduc
Price: Free! Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ron is...Ron is Ron. He's thirty-four, works as a parking attendant, and he's sworn off women. A member of the Men Going Their Own Way Movement, Ron is determined to include me. Trouble is, I have a girlfriend.
Toeing the Line (People you wouldn't want to work with - Episode 2)
By Leigh Barker
Price: Free! Words: 11,960. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nick is indispensable in the machine shop - he's the only one who can fix the junk machinery, and he milks it for all it's worth. He 'help' his manager fix a broken production line, with hilarious consequences... that is if you don't mind the boss getting brained by his own stupidity! Great fun and a great escape from the world...
The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Leijonakapina
By Jouko Kivinen
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: Finnish. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leijonat karkaavat eläintarhasta ja osoittautuvat hyvin arvaamattomiksi otuksiksi. Minikuunnelma.
A Story About a Man and a Dog
By Manuela Cardiga
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Sweet my love, I want to tell you a story about a man and a dog..." A story-teller weaves a whimsical tale of canine devotion for an argumentative audience.
Celebrity Sex Scandals
By Hank Gross
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Celebrity Sex Scandals mock-reveals the shameful sexual secrets of the famous and notorious. For example, Film star Clark Gable was once jailed for undressing in front of a ferret. Thomas Edison considered the electric light primarily a tool to tell if he was having sex with a boy, a girl, a vase, or the rug on his laboratory floor. All in fun, of course, none of it "actually" true,
The Part To No Genesis
By Robert Hill
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A man with a hump on his back awakens from a coma only to find that the hump is missing ... and so is his wife.
Laikanist Times
By Dylan Malik Orchard
Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The tale of three species, one going mad, one destroying the world and the other long extinct but all tied to the little green and blue ball of stuff we call home. While the dogs start seeing things, the bald chimps go to space and humanity just goes the future looks far from bright. Unless you're a sloth of course.