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FINGER "censored in Russia" ( Палец "отрезанный цензурой")
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: Russian. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Russian story about the struggle of gays and hard worker homophobe. История про противостояние мужика-гомофоба и людей нетрадиционной ориентации, которые случайно оказались соседями. Содержит ненормативную лексику.
Pustiso ni Betsy
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“KUWENTO NG TEACHER NAMIN NOONG Grade 5, yung kapatid niyang babae, pagkatapos daw niyang magbunot ng buhok sa kili-kili, inutusan daw niya yung kapatid niyang bumili ng TAWAS dahil naubos na daw yung deodorant niya. Pero huli na nang malaman niyang KLOROX pala yung nailagay sa kili-kili niya!”
A Forest Tale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A Forest Tale is a modern day adaption of Little Red Riding Hood that is set in some fog-shrouded mountains of the Orient. Follow a fully-mature lady in red as she decides to take a long walk in the forest on a balmy, autumn day.
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Hello Dear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They’d met at a party and Martin was very charming toward her and they began seeing each other. After some time and when Martin wanted intimacy she couldn’t and they decided to break it off. Sometime later a strange creature came to her. Martin? A yowie parfable by the author of Psychic Nosehairs.
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 78,230. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Junk Shop: A Dog Memoir
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Price: Free! Words: 33,870. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An old dog dispenses wisdom (whether you want it or not) and reminisces about her halcyon puppyhood with the human family she lost long ago.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Till Death Do Us Part
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!
Let's Get Physical
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Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,450. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
To: All Readers Subject: Let’s Get Physical Hello all, This email is to tell you about Millie Reed’s amusing story. She is an identical twin sister to Megan Fitzpatrick and they embark on a sister swap to take on each other's lives for one month. Will it work? Will Millie mend the marriage to Milo? Will Millie become more like Megan than she would have bargained for at the beginning? Find out!
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
WTF? This is Utopia!
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Price: Free! Words: 72,260. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Yes, this novel is a bit lampoonish...perhaps, even juvenile...maybe, even boarding on the moronic and I know, not everyone's going to find WTF? funny (especially liberals)...but, some will! I hope you're one of them. WTF? This is Utopia, a satire on liberalism, all the unintended consequences, what our resplendent future will look like when progressives finally win! Boy, I just can't wait!
To Catch a Salaryman (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Mr. Yamamoto hates his job. He is a middle-aged Japanese salaryman who works for Hello Kitty. When he's not surfing the Internet, he's making his secretary feel uncomfortable. However, things begin to spin out of control when he meets a much younger girl and follows her all the way to the beach.
The Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
The Man in Beaver Cove
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You set the price! Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Small-town plumber and recent divorcee Ed Brain lives a lonely life on the muddy banks of Beaver Cove. At least he does until Higgy—Ed’s old classmate and now the town drug dealer—drives his Corvette off a cliff and into the water outside Ed's door . . .
Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .