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Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
Obscured by Clouds
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
How much fun can two good friends have with a few beers and a 1960 Mercury Comet? You'll have to read Obscured by Clouds to find out.
After the Apocalypse
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
11 Mindboggling Shorts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had...
8 Short Free Stories by Leonard Treman
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Calendar Days
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,380. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
These six short stories explore the human condition in ways that may amuse. The focus is on days or events picked out in the calendar and adhered to by tens of millions. Why do we bother with the hassle of Thanksgiving? Is Easter about a bunny? Does Christmas mean a time of goodwill or homicide? Dining with people you detest. Still wishing to flout the rules? And dark days revisited by accident.
Surviving America's Sweetheart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,870. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would happen if the Bachelorette found herself in the Hunger Games? Riley Davenport has it all. She’s America’s Sweetheart, the lucky woman seeking her true love from a pool of twenty-five handsome bachelors. All she has to do is survive. Riley must fight murderous demons, boring angels and jaded TV hosts for her happily ever after.
Jurassic Jack in - Banana Bottom Blues
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Price: Free! Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A cheese-loving rock star T.Rex seeks fame in Britain, but gets captured and forced to play on TV.
Revolver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Inspired by selections from T.S. Eliot's "Waste Land" and Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godat, Revolver is a tale of one man's journey into insanity. Ernie has lost his job, his home, and his health medication in a downward spiral that he eventually begins to enjoy as he finds a replacement job, a possible unrequited love he doesn't understand, and a revolver.
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Implicit Incentives and the Neurobiology of Stupidity, Corruption and Disaster
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Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Careers
This career-development program is the first to take our basest instinctual behavior patterns and cultural power structures into account, unlike the extensive body of literature that naively assumes you are working with rational agents. You will come away with a neural-hijacking toolbox to help you manipulate the neural networks of those you want to influence for your own gain.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Halibut's End Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wilfred, an excellent businessman and negotiator, believes a well publicized personal tragedy will improve his tattered reputation. Halibut, an honest accountant, is hiding out in an isolated cabin Wilfred owns. When Wilfred flies in with the blindfolded, apparently lifeless body of his fifth wife, Halibut sees a suspicious number but he's certain his employer has a well documented explanation.
Hero Complex (My Dark and Fearsome Queen x1)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,490. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014 by Pulp Electronique. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When the girls of the Lysander Spooner High School Drama Club need a guy for their play, they abduct Erik Schumacher from the library and force him to audition. He has everything they need -- namely, he's a guy and has a cute butt. If he can act, that'll be a nice bonus. But Erik soon discovers there's more to the drama club than meets the eye -- and there's good reason all the other guys quit.
Meow Right Now
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.