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The Chad Solass Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Blankety White
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Angeline just wants to get shot of the pain in her mouth. Isn’t that the reason anybody goes to the dentist’s? But, instead of finding a solution, a simple dentist’s visit drives her to despair. A farcical story about frustration and regret. Blankety White: A Short Story.
Doctor Nah
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Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro, todo vale.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro todo es posible.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Eight Hour Fiction #5
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 48,410. Language: American English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Eight Hour Fiction #5: 1. Transfer - Stephen Brewer is never sure when he wakes up if he's been asleep, or if he has died and has been transferred to a new clone body. 2. Henchman - Henchmen are the faceless (and mostly hapless) backbones of the "Super" industry, the glue that is sometimes all that holds a supervillain's plans together. "Henchman" is an ongoing collection of stories from Mike Wi
Metatron’s Daughter
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Metatron is a rock star who spends much of his time away from his daughter who has struggled with his absences. When he is away she has recurring visions of him in different guises. Finally she voluntarily admits herself to hospital and while in care an unexpected musical consequence is helping her deal with her trauma.
Reminiscing Evan
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,550. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Evan Chandler is running away from a deal he backed out on when he was in the Liberati. The Society that holds it’s dominance over the media and it’s people. The Society before the rules of the Illuminati began. He took the game in his hands, had the ball in his court but refused to play. Now Evan doesn’t know the threat that’s coming after him, and the people that are running after him.
Nazi Sharks!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader or brain.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Spelunking for Lovers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
Spelunking is dangerous enough, what with iridescent gorillas and giant, carnivorous bats roaming the alien geography; Dr. Stephen Miller and his young assistant, Rebecca, have to put up with incompetent interns to top it all off. Can Rebecca triumph over their incompetence and finally win the love of the man she has always secretly loved?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.