Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

I Was Supposed To Be Paying Attention
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,460. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
While everyone else was listening to the instructor or securing dates with attractive classmates, Henry P. Mahone was horsing around with a pen and spiral notebook. These early, macabrely humorous short stories are all he has to show for his squandered education.
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Deep Time
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?
Hello Dear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They’d met at a party and Martin was very charming toward her and they began seeing each other. After some time and when Martin wanted intimacy she couldn’t and they decided to break it off. Sometime later a strange creature came to her. Martin? A yowie parfable by the author of Psychic Nosehairs.
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 78,230. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
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Price: Free! Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon and it changes his world. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
The Treasured Doll
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
A short, humorous story about a new P.I. and his first case to find a missing doll.
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Till Death Do Us Part
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!
Let's Get Physical
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Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,450. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
To: All Readers Subject: Let’s Get Physical Hello all, This email is to tell you about Millie Reed’s amusing story. She is an identical twin sister to Megan Fitzpatrick and they embark on a sister swap to take on each other's lives for one month. Will it work? Will Millie mend the marriage to Milo? Will Millie become more like Megan than she would have bargained for at the beginning? Find out!
Wrecking Ball
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,170. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Retired rock star, Sam Gax, looks out from his well-won mansion. He has his teenage girlfriend. His beach hut. And an ex-wife with an axe to grind. Will he ever find peace? An offbeat tale of subtle retribution. Wrecking Ball: A Short Story.
Sports Agent
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
James Butler lives for his clients . . . well, more to the point, he lives for his percentage. And when one of his clients readies for retirement, James cannot help but see that the well will soon run dry. Time to cut his losses. A light-hearted tale of the loss of fortune and fame, and those who prey on it. Sports Agent: A Short Story.
Father's Watching
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Kerri Johnson fights back against all the troubles in her life. Because she has someone to fight for: Her granddaughter. A tale of inheritance both physical and spiritual. Father’s Watching: A Short Story.
Playing the Comedia
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man invents a machine that can play comedy -- not write jokes but create slapstick skits using robots that are scientifically funny. But when the inventor makes his debut appearance at Carnegie Hall, the punchline key gets stuck, and comedy starts fissioning and turning into tragedy.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Florida Sinkholes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,910. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Horror has never been an fun. Humor has never been so dry. Ashley Crane just wants to lose her virginity before graduation, and she’s got her sights set on Jeremy Thompson, one of the hunkiest guys at Rotura High. When Jeremy tells Ashley that there’s going to be a rager that weekend, at infamous stoner Ricky Jay’s house no less, Ashley’s all for it.