Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Revolver
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Inspired by selections from T.S. Eliot's The "Wasteland" and Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godat, Revolver is a tale of one man's journey into insanity. Ernie, the protagonist, has lost his job, his home, and his health medication in a downward spiral that he eventually begins to enjoy as he finds a replacement job, a possible unrequited love he doesn't understand, and a revolver..
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
By
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Meow Right Now
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
Bless the Bunnies
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.
Last Will and Testicle
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Suburban husband finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake.
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
By
Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Whose Kidneys Are These, Anyway?
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hannah was happy to give her ailing husband her kidney until she found out he was diddling her former friend. Then she wanted it back. The humorous short story collections Five More Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.
Batalion misiów
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,700. Language: Polish. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Zbiór opowiadań, które ukazywały się w prasie literackiej w latach 1995-1998 w czasopismach: „Twórczość” 1995, nr 2; „Nowy Nurt” 1995, nr 5, 18; „FA–art” 1996, nr 3; „Bundesstasse 1” 1996/97, nr 10; „bruLion” 1996, nr 1; „Opcje” 1998, nr 4. Pierwodruk książkowy: biblioteka „Kartek”, Białystok 2001. Wydanie w wersji elektronicznej przejrzane i poprawione przez Autora.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
By
Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!
Dark Horse Rising: Charles Manson on the Campaign trail
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
After Ronald Reagan disappears mysteriously, another California entertainer joins the 1980 primary: Charles Manson. In the summer of 1969, he was discovered by a music promoter and his rise to stardom began. When he turns his attention to politics, his spin doctors go into overdrive to clean up his image, while conventional politicians scramble to keep up.
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
By
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
The Mindwriter: Episode 3
By
Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Short Scripts
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
How to write a movie mystery screenplay, Icy Rivers style, and introducing mysterious mystery man, DirtyBoy McF.
The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people.
Encounters 3
By
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Four true humorous short stories about people who encounter and overcome some of life's obstacles. However small the problem Mountaineer, Racquetman, Oldtimer, and Farmer will find solutions and delight the reader.
James Eldritch is Dead (#5)
By
Series: James Eldritch, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
James Eldritch has shaved his mustache, and that can mean only one thing: it is literally the end of the world. The Heralds have been defeated, but who’s left to defeat what they've been heralding? Debts must be paid to put a stop to the coming apocalypse, but the true price may be more than James and the O'Dolon sisters bargained for. Good thing there’s more than one way to skin a cat.
Holiday in France
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jeanne Marie was a bright child, easily bored. Spending the summer in the countryside presented a problem to this Parisian.
Encounters 2
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Encounters 2 is another delightful, although embellished, true story about encounters with critters. You will love this new character who refuses boredom, dares to take control of her own fate, finds her place in the world and dreams to do the impossible.
A Wedding, My Family and Ghosts
By
Price: Free! Words: 15,280. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Two things were glowing in Violet's life. Her love with Simon, husband and father of the baby to be, and the strange blue light of the family ghosts. Back from their pre-wedding honeymoon, ready to get stuck into the next building project, as Violet plans the wedding. No drama for a "normal" family, but this was the Shayde's. There was one tiny detail to sort out. Harmony wanted to be bridesmaid