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150 Totally Fresh Fully Mint School Jokes Bru!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wise man once told me that 'a school is like a pop tart inverted in a chicken window'. Whilst I cannot ensure that you will be imparted with such wisdom by enjoying these 150 totally fresh fully mint school jokes... I know you will at least have a laugh :)... bru.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
Common Sense For Morons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Do you know a moron that could use some advice? This book's 250 somewhat useful, humorous, and off-the-wall tips may help cut down on moronic behavior.
In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles" is a bittersweet short story about the life of an artist and the cascade of snowballing ironies in that life. The artist is Everyman, but with innermost feelings revealed too graphically for comfort. The artist's works present a corrupting temptation to those around him, yet he considers himself the most corrupted of all.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
The Smiths are Going to Jupiter: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In a last ditch effort to save his dysfunctional family life, William Smith takes his wife and kids on a trip to the planet Jupiter, in this darkly comedic portrait of a futuristic society.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Boring People, Spectacular Clothes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Marian only wants to design clothes. She wants to produce spectacular works of art. Items to be remembered—and regarded—through the ages. But she must also contend with the boring people. Those who, in lieu of skill, craft and taste, make demands of her. A story which collides practicality and creativity. Boring People, Spectacular Clothes: A Short Story.
Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it.
Mega Millions
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Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014 by Stealth Fiction. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Joshua Harris is just the average blue collar guy, until one night he decides to buy a lotto ticket with his usual pack of beer. It turns out that the Jackpot winner might be someone from his town, however, Josh's life spirals into hilarity when he realizes that he can't find the ticket.
The Last One To Let You Down
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hubert and Martha are licensed, professional undertakers. So how come their little dog won't stay dead? An amusing short story by the author of Running Away to Santa Fe.
Dan And Eric
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Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
The Hamfists
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The Hamfists: a guerrilla-gig playing band in only the strictest sense of the term. Which is to say that guerrilla gigs are all they play. But with no audience, and no set lists, is there any hope of success? An off-beat story of music and fun. The Hamfists: A Short Story.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
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Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Things We Do For Those Who Don't Love Us
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a short story of a young woman who would do anything she can to win the affection of her wolf. A tale about vanity, obsession and our misguided perceptions of love, The Things We Do For Those Who Love Us is a highly entertaining read.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Blankety White
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Angeline just wants to get shot of the pain in her mouth. Isn’t that the reason anybody goes to the dentist’s? But, instead of finding a solution, a simple dentist’s visit drives her to despair. A farcical story about frustration and regret. Blankety White: A Short Story.
Doctor Nah
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Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
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Price: Free! Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.