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Xanadu - Free Promo Edition
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Price: Free! Words: 47,200. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...
Mixed Picture
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 220,020. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a novel of many elements and themes: Ignorance and knowledge; sexual lust and love; conditions of political safety and of danger; the need for culture and the need to escape personal loneliness; the complexity of philosophical ideas and also of personal sensibilities.
Про пивной ларек и мутантов
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,610. Language: Russian. Published: January 29, 2015 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Рецензию на обложку должен был написать известный московский критик, переехавший 3 года назад жить в Лондон. Однако после прочтения, он повесился в своем доме недалеко от Дартфорда. Поэтому книга выходит без рецензии.
Hell's Waiting Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,930. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A reclusive couple's power goes out and they are forced to use their scarce survivalist supplies to live off the grid.
People Like Us - Free Promo Edition
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Price: Free! Words: 41,910. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Billy Blunder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,470. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Fatal Secrets
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,420. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Just when Axe Cooper thinks he’s safe, his memory starts to fade and he has to figure out why he buried an old friend in a swamp. And don't forget the ghost-eating Deathmark that’s developed an unhealthy interest in Axe. Being dead is no protection from the secret that is about to crawl back into his life. But he’s not the only one with something to hide and some secrets are deadlier than others.
Lethal Takeout
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,180. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When Axe Cooper is murdered while buying Chinese takeout, he decides to stick around to haunt his best friend Lily Chan and to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to track down recently deceased writers. He soon realises that his murder is not an isolated event and if he doesn’t learn to fly like Superman, Lily could be next.
His Stigmata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jack’s woken up one morning to discover stigmata like wounds on his hands, feet and forehead. He’s in his kitchen and on an impulse he snaps his fingers. And he finds his body parts are strewn everywhere doing weird things, bits of him even in the fridge. And imbedded in his forehead is a bullet shaped diamond. How odd is that!
Spicy Takeaway
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 107,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The warm and friendly characters from ‘Chinese Takeaway’ return in this even-more chaotic romp that reveals their second year of experiences while teaching in Singapore. This time there’s a gem-smuggling ring to be exposed…an attempted murder… an island kidnapping - and a Changi Jail experience for the teachers. In the midst of which the laughs continue to leap out at the reader...get reading!
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin and Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the world from super cocky-roaches that have renewed confidence because they survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage endeavors, surviving with only hot sauce and carpet tacks, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising results.
1966
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Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In 1966, a youth revolution took place in the United States. It was called a "generation gap," but it was really a generation war that divided familes and caused deep divisions throughout the country. Within a few years, the rapidly rising cost-of-living made social activism a luxury few could afford.
Death
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Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 31,300. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Captain Latane
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
A Djillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,430. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From his commandeered castle in France, joined by his pregnant Genie friend, Djosar, his formerly blind currently psychic cellmate, Pockets and a host of other characters, Dennis sets out to settle all family business with the cosmic forces that have been plaguing their lives. It is a path that will set them at odds against both Heaven and Hell.
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Mother Goose Unhinged
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?