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James Eldritch is Dead (#5)
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Series: James Eldritch, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
James Eldritch has shaved his mustache, and that can mean only one thing: it is literally the end of the world. The Heralds have been defeated, but who’s left to defeat what they've been heralding? Debts must be paid to put a stop to the coming apocalypse, but the true price may be more than James and the O'Dolon sisters bargained for. Good thing there’s more than one way to skin a cat.
Holiday in France
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jeanne Marie was a bright child, easily bored. Spending the summer in the countryside presented a problem to this Parisian.
Only the Good Die Young
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 92,620. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Drama
Seventeen-year-old Rebecca takes solace in the prose of Jane Austen and the music of Debussy. But when a virtuoso guitar player exposes her to the free spirit of rock and roll, she dares to take risks her old self couldn't imagine. Before she can blink, a fellow student faces prison. To prevent a terrible injustice, Rebecca will have to face an unspeakable secret from her past.
Cold Turkey
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Series: TTA Novellas. Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 39,260. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014 by TTA Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
'Cold Turkey' is a novella, a short novel, set in Lanarkshire, Scotland, where Raym tries to give up smoking and finds his entire life falling apart. Suddenly the worst terrors from his childhood are seeking him out.
Encounters 2
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Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Encounters 2 is another delightful, although embellished, true story about encounters with critters. You will love this new character who refuses boredom, dares to take control of her own fate, finds her place in the world and dreams to do the impossible.
Bee Keeping for Cats
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 28,570. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Under the soft fur of every domestic cat beats the heart of a killer and if you think your cat is an exception, think again! Do you really know what it gets up to when out on the prowl? Or for that matter, what it may be planning as it lies on your lap, eyes closed purring in apparent ecstasy? All cats are killers. This confession by an apparently harmless tabby may add to your understanding.
The Newly Discovered Diaries of Doctor Kristal
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
A black comedy set in the Swinging Sixties (1963-4) and revealed through the diaries of a doctor – 35 years old and still a virgin – whose curious obsessions drive him to start murdering his patients.
A Wedding, My Family and Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 15,280. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Two things were glowing in Violet's life. Her love with Simon, husband and father of the baby to be, and the strange blue light of the family ghosts. Back from their pre-wedding honeymoon, ready to get stuck into the next building project, as Violet plans the wedding. No drama for a "normal" family, but this was the Shayde's. There was one tiny detail to sort out. Harmony wanted to be bridesmaid
Goobersville Breakdown
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,410. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
You think you’ve got troubles? Meet Neil Nudelman who’s down and out in Upstate New York. Disaster lives with Neil Nudelman. Feeding his family from dumpsters, he’s arrested, beaten, harassed by his neighbors and betrayed by friends. Sounds horrible? But it’s not! In fact, Lieberman has pulled off one of the funniest books of the decade. You’ll laugh until it hurts.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Volume Four July 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
But Billy Can't Fly
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,500. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014 by Author Way Limited. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
At over six feet tall, blonde and blue-eyed, Billy looks like an Adonis, but he is simple minded, not the full shilling, one slice less than a sandwich, not quite right in the head. When you meet him you might not notice at first, but after a couple of minutes it becomes apparent. Billy’s story is darkly funny, poignant and tragic. Full of stereotypical prejudices, it offends on every level,
Finding Perfection
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 14,560. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Follow the humorous misadventures of a University freshman in a Nigerian University as he searches for good grades, acceptance and Love. After a series of misfortunes he lands the hottest girl in school. Is she Miss Perfect?
Finger "Censored In Russia" ( Палец "Отрезанный Цензурой")
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: Russian. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Russian story about the struggle of gays and hard worker homophobe. История про противостояние мужика-гомофоба и людей нетрадиционной ориентации, которые случайно оказались соседями. Содержит ненормативную лексику.
Pustiso ni Betsy
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“KUWENTO NG TEACHER NAMIN NOONG Grade 5, yung kapatid niyang babae, pagkatapos daw niyang magbunot ng buhok sa kili-kili, inutusan daw niya yung kapatid niyang bumili ng TAWAS dahil naubos na daw yung deodorant niya. Pero huli na nang malaman niyang KLOROX pala yung nailagay sa kili-kili niya!”
Women of Wrath
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
WHEN THE DEVIL GIVES YOU A JOB… You do it. She won’t listen to arguments, and she won’t give you her reasons, so don’t bother asking. I know this, because even by Hell’s standards, I’ve been here a long time. So begins Livvy's new career in Gluttony.
A Forest Tale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A Forest Tale is a modern day adaption of Little Red Riding Hood that is set in some fog-shrouded mountains of the Orient. Follow a fully-mature lady in red as she decides to take a long walk in the forest on a balmy, autumn day.
I Was Supposed To Be Paying Attention
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,460. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
While everyone else was listening to the instructor or securing dates with attractive classmates, Henry P. Mahone was horsing around with a pen and spiral notebook. These early, macabrely humorous short stories are all he has to show for his squandered education.
The Camilla Randall Mysteries Box Set
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 249,790. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Camilla Randall Mysteries: Snarky, delicious fun. Bridget Jones meet Miss Marple. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Deep Time
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?