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About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
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About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Among The Humans
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 60,090. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Beer-soaked and hard-boiled, Jerry the Bird is doing his best to fit into human society. He has a fledgling career writing mysteries, but when his lizard best friend drags him into the search for a missing stripper, Jerry finds himself living a dime-store mystery instead of writing one, all while trying to win the heart of the girl next door. Dark and hilarious, Among the Humans is unforgettable.
Your Call Is Important To Us
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Series: The Bunker, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,710. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Barney Max is a trustworthy citizen with an impeccable record of achievement. But one daystretch on his way to Mars for an interplanetary conference, he finds himself added to the Thousand Most Wanted List. Deprived of his daily comforts, he is forced to confront a reality he has struggled his whole life to deny. The second in the Bunker series of sci-fi adventure novels.
A Thrush Up My Arse
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
To Catch a Salaryman (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Mr. Yamamoto hates his job. He is a middle-aged Japanese salaryman who works for Hello Kitty. When he's not surfing the Internet, he's making his secretary feel uncomfortable. However, things begin to spin out of control when he meets a much younger girl and follows her all the way to the beach.
American, Die. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
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Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
In his newest adventure, sly private dick Philip Eckstein enters the shadowy world of spies and whistleblowers.
The Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
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Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Category: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
The Man in Beaver Cove
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You set the price! Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Small-town plumber and recent divorcee Ed Brain lives a lonely life on the muddy banks of Beaver Cove. At least he does until Higgy—Ed’s old classmate and now the town drug dealer—drives his Corvette off a cliff and into the water outside Ed's door . . .
Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .
We Deliver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
A pizza delivery straight out of the Twilight Zone. Can a ghost order a pizza? And if he does, can Jeff deliver?
My Family and Other Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?
Sell Me a Gun
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Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
Funny Interviews With Things
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,570. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
How does the word “Oligarchy” feel about Net Neutrality? What does the word “Nowhere” think about Marco Rubio’s political future? What happens when a giant fragrant bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interviews President Obama’s golf putter and Vladimir Putin’s Left Nipple about the Ukraine situation? You can find out by buying and reading 16 interviews with things.
GO BOOM - The countdown
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Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Political nightmares, sports nuts, Un-reality stars and judgmental opinionated newsmen causing chaos. That's basically it. My book in short form. I pass judgement while trying to cut the blue wire… wait… i think it might be the red wire.. of a ticking fear bomb that I'm holding between my knees.
Baby Hater
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A novelette about an unlikely superhero and her tale of revenge.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
The Cabal of Thotash
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,370. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Cabal of Thotash is a wickedly funny novelette that peers beneath the hood of an evil cult and finds the inevitable collisions between orthodoxy and modern culture.