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High Voltage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2014 by Jersey Devil Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.
Every Man A Thermo Nuclear Device
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,860. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wild New York love story with no redeeming merits other than being both fun and funny.
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Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 91,850. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ossie Rising, boss of Rising Transport Services and a noted philanthropist, vanished a while ago en route to Sarajevo. His wife, Cissy, now runs the business. But Ossie's wild brother, Zed, is back after his failure to make it big in the world, and - coincidentally - Rising trucks are now implicated in drug smuggling. An awkward situation, now made worse by the news that Ossie may not be dead...
Innocent Bystander
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Described in reviews as "This little gem . . ." INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book of humor, love, madness, sculpture, philosophy and art in a splendid city by the sea. If you love life and fun, INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book you will remember.
Other People's Shit
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
There’s a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn’t interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.
Purgatory: A Good Way to Die (Butterworth)
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Price: Free! Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
College adjunct instructor Charles D. Butterworth lives a pleasant, though not terribly exciting, life in the rural Ozarks. A cuddly, bookish man, Butterworth seeks meaning through the Eastern philosophers and Mother Nature. Feeling his life has peaked, Mr. Butterworth plans his suicide. Bad weather and an unexpected infatuation slow his demise.
Little Blue Fuzzy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Mickey DeMarco clicks his PC's mouse on spam that promises to "Unleash the Monster in your pants," he hardly expects an actual monster to appear. Inside his boxers. Hilarity ensues when the two-inch, fuzzy blue monster learns the facts of life and tries desperately to help Mickey get laid. "I love this story." - USA Today bestselling author Kristine Kathryn Rusch BONUS STORY: "Beloved"
The Path To Destruction (Alex Kaidan S01E03)
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Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E03. Price: Free! Words: 18,950. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
The crew witness the formation of the path that will soon lead to The Village and destroy every hope they ever had for what remains of Humanity. Alex must rally his crew to not only come up with a plan to stop the Pathfinders, ideally not involving single-handed combat with a race of space giants, but also to stop the mother of all hangovers he's currently enduring...
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
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Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
On Tongue Bleaching or the Lightening of the Dark Bits
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Darryl Dharma, necromancer and scientist, has been trying to solve the problem of his split mind and body that finalised at puberty. Inspired by Descartes Dharma, believing he could bridge his mind and body, bleached his tongue, making it the gateway to purity. He did it while he was a slug, but sadly the experiment didn’t fully work.
Hell and Paradise
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,680. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A sadistic colonel tries to get information from their prisoner, a woman with the rank of lieutenant.
Sincerely Dead
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,570. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
When a mob hitman returns to New York City and accidentally unleashes the zombie apocalypse, an epic adventure of survival unfolds, as a small band of the still living make a desperate bid to escape this now city of the dead. The long awaited follow-up to the seriocomic zombie short "Nearly Dead."
Fanny Price: Slayer of Vampires
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,140. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The classic Jane Austen novel gets a chilling twist as a series of secret letters reveal a menace to Mansfield Park more frightening than a visit from Aunt Norris. From the author of The Austen Avenger comes Fanny Price,Slayer of Vampires,a fang in cheek celebration of Austen's most underrated heroine on her 200th anniversary. She may speak softly but Fanny does carry quite the sharp stick!
Zac Zombie 2: World of the Undead
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Series: Zac Zombie: Slayer of the Undead, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 26,150. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(3.00 from 1 review)
Zac Zombie is back in the second thrilling book of this popular novella series.
Wake Up, Detroit
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,730. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ernie Tanner has been sweeping streets in Detroit for twenty-seven years. That all changes when a letter arrives in the mail telling him his job and his pension have been cut. Ernie’s not alone, however, and the motley group of Vietnam vets, frustrated city workers, and social-media-savvy pot dealers that he calls friends quickly make it clear that they’re ready to take the law into their hands.
El ángel herido
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,260. Language: Spanish. Published: February 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Un trabajo odioso, una madre posesiva, una infancia atormentada, un amor frustrado jamás olvidado y, por si fuera poco, un ángel que sangra y el fin del mundo de por medio. Estos son los elementos de esta novela psicológica, negra, de humor, de aventuras... ¿Podrá nuestro ácido protagonista dar rienda suelta a sus más bajos instintos ahora que él, y solo él, sabe que el Apocalipsis está de camino?
Fridge
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Fridge is Kim Zips chilling literary debut; a horror story of fluke, stupidity, political oppression and the wasted, soul-less existence of the people controlling and caught up in modern American media.
Cancer Sucks
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Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man learns of his testicular cancer, fearing he will no longer be a man.
If You Only Knew
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,360. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
If You Only Knew is a contemporary romantic comedy of brilliant proportions!! Do you have the courage to feel the fear but fall in love anyway?
DEAD(ish) Omnibus: Books 1-5
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Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 53,380. Language: Australian English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The DEAD(ish) series is a collection of humorous murder mysteries starring Linda the ghost and Trent the hapless private investigator. Lots of melodrama, ghostly shenanigans, and a pinch of revenge thrown in for good measure. This omnibus contains books 1-5 of the DEAD(ish) series. Warning: Contains Aussie spelling and idioms, lots of rude words, and some adult themes. Not suitable for children.