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Codename: Ace of Spades
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Series: Blake, the Good Guy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
My name is Blake: I’m the good guy. And today’s bad guys: Litterbugs. What follows is considered a short story. Short stories are like books without all the boring parts. This story may contain some things you don’t like. There could be some violence and four letter words like #$%! without all the funny characters. Consider yourself warned.
De krulvliegenkweker
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Price: Free! Words: 9,260. Language: Dutch. Published: November 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wat is mijn leven toch saai! Deze gedachte liet mij overgaan tot het aanschaffen van twee huisdieren. Echter liep het niet zoals ik verwacht had.
Honey Don't
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,790. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Set in the very near future, Honey Don’t is a full frontal assault on the inanities of our age. Honey is a free spirit in full rebellion, and her take on life – offbeat but on target – is the heart and soul of this antic tale. Often outrageous, sometimes shocking, always wickedly funny, it is, in the end, utterly and slyly subversive. It is also Tim Sandlin at his most maverick best.
The Quest for Juice
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Series: Paranoia, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,330. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The darkly comic tale of a quiet, paranoid man who finds that everything is changing in subtle, inconvenient ways. When his favorite juice is taken from him, he goes on a quest that soon has him in prison, a mental hospital, talking to a hedgehog, dating a nurse, and finding out more of the truth than he could have ever imagined.
Missing Gretyl: A Very Funny Comedy Novel
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Price: $3.19 USD. Words: 82,490. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
NaNoWriMo 2013 book. Last updated 2013-11-29 14:37:11
Goal reached!
Are you ready for Gretyl Trollop? Some say she is loud, hairy and obnoxious. Others are less complimentary. Witness the antics of this 'old timer' Gretyl Trollop, her long-suffering husband, Albert, the Soddall family who have ‘sod all’ and other great characters in this hilarious comedy novel. Add to the chaotic mix a removal van, a hitman, a holiday scam and a murderous plan ... Missing Gretyl
Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set - Books 1-3
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Series: Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set, Book 1. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 221,760. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
The first three books of the humorous Dark Moonlighting series in one convenient file. Nick Whittier is a vampire who, since he has so much time on his hands, has mastered a number of professions.
Sweet Revenge
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Two competitive Englishmen go cycling together in France. Each attempts to out-do the other as they pass through rolling countryside and villages. Stopping for water in one village they are helped by an odd woman. One man witnesses a grotesque scene in her cellar but keeps the information from his colleague, hoping to punish him for having 'beasted' him on the last hill. Revenge, then regret.
The Deadly EPOS
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,450. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Bob, an elderly supplier of restaurant tableware is regularly taunted by a spiteful young restaurant manager. Other staff delight in the amusing fracas created, including Thierry, the restaurant owner. One day Bob snaps and causes a scene in front of customers. It is an amusing event for Thierry until he receives a call from Bob's solicitor.
Topolino
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Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
A victim of a workplace accident, Dave lives alone. His Postlady's daily visit is one of the highlights of an otherwise dull life. One day a woman from an accident claims company call-centre telephones him to offer help making a personal injury claim. Happy for the company, Dave tells her all about his accident. Soon the whole call-centre is listening-in. But all does not end well.
The Cast-Off Children
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You set the price! Words: 107,990. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: November 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Join the drunks, orphans and human ruination of idyllic Jasper township, off the coast of Canada: where books tell the future and no one can read. Your guide: 13-year old Will Green, murderer. - A bleakly hilarious tale of futile innocence and unbeatable corruption, it's a story for everybody who ever said 'no.'
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
Cartoons by MBJ
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 80. Language: Australian English. Published: October 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A collection of 34 cartoons by widely published cartoonist ,MBJ, quirky, sometimes dark, but all funny.Collected from work over the last 4 years, this collection is sure to amuse.
Loretta and the Lizard King
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
PINK IS HIS FAVORITE COLOR Meet Rex, the Lizard King. Unlike his rival, Princess, Rex chooses quality in his diet, over quantity. Coddled and grown now to a size befitting his moniker, the Boss always stays near the door when he introduces his competitors and ex-wives. Only Loretta knows how to satisfy the King’s savage hunger.
Addicted and Slightly Insane
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,360. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013 by Hercules Bantas. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Every civilization needs to reflect on what is or is not important. In times gone by, it was knowledge, love, or honor. Things have changed. A collection of stories that highlights just how far we have fallen in a little over two thousand years.
A Slight Delay
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Price: Free! Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
For an airline passenger, an unexpected wait on the tarmac takes a turn for the strange. Also includes an author's note.
We Are Blameless
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Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Mankind may apparently spell its own doom even when it isn't even trying.
Punk Rock Nursing Home
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 27,910. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Punk's not dead yet! Every year, on the anniversary of the death of hated 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.
The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
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Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
The Escape Artist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What is there to be thankful for, when everyone seems so lost?
Splendiferous
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Telly Walker, sixteen, lives in a ghetto in a Nazi America, where the slightest protest brings you a public lashing. His father disappeared ten years ago. Soon the Night Watch will implant a chip in the back of his neck and he'll do menial work for rich white folks only too happy with the status quo. Telly must find Dad and wake up America before a Drone destroys everything he loves!