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The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Leijonakapina
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Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: Finnish. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leijonat karkaavat eläintarhasta ja osoittautuvat hyvin arvaamattomiksi otuksiksi. Minikuunnelma.
A Story About a Man and a Dog
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Sweet my love, I want to tell you a story about a man and a dog..." A story-teller weaves a whimsical tale of canine devotion for an argumentative audience.
Celebrity Sex Scandals
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Celebrity Sex Scandals mock-reveals the shameful sexual secrets of the famous and notorious. For example, Film star Clark Gable was once jailed for undressing in front of a ferret. Thomas Edison considered the electric light primarily a tool to tell if he was having sex with a boy, a girl, a vase, or the rug on his laboratory floor. All in fun, of course, none of it "actually" true,
The Part To No Genesis
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Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A man with a hump on his back awakens from a coma only to find that the hump is missing ... and so is his wife.
The Tax Angel
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,610. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
She was an angel. He was a lucky guy. But when her job as tax preparer kicks into high gear, Kimi changes. Michael is about to find out that the true test of love isn't children or in-laws... it's tax season.
Willy's Bucket List: The Seven Deadly Sins for Fun And For Profit.
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Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
At first, Willy was stoic when the doctor told him that he had pancreatic cancer and only six months left to live. But Willy rebelled against his own mind and philosophy, and he made a decision; With the time left to him he would do what he had spent a lifetime denying – he would have some fun! With that thought in his mind Willy's Bucket List was created.
Bite Club
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 115,040. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Welcome to West Hollywood. The Creative City. Liberal and welcoming. Free from discrimination and hatred. A safe place to live if you’re gay. But West Hollywood isn't safe anymore... Someone in town has a macabre passion for beautiful young men. Healthy, gym-toned male bodies keep turning up, tortured, drained of blood, missing parts and quite, quite dead.
The Quest for Truth
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Series: Paranoia, Book 2. Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 75,300. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The continuing dark and funny story of Oscar, Penelope, Jim, and Mr. Hodge the hedgehog. They must take back their town from Dr. Boggs, stop the Red Fist Army, and discover the truth. Things go wrong in the worst possible way, and Oscar finds himself among a group of refugees with surprising mental abilities. As his journey goes on, he finds out more of the truth than he would have ever thought.
Extreme Dentistry
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 13, 2014 by Brain Lag. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Middle-aged, middle-income and lapsed Mormon Arthur Percy felt his life lurch from a difficult normality onto the rails of a carnival ride heading somewhere too much like the Twilight Zone for his liking. Perhaps it is more the “Anti-Twilight Zone” that Arthur enters—where vampires and ghouls are not gorgeous but genetic parasites from a hideous communal intelligence known as the Hive.
Battle of the Sexes - Women on Venus and Mars
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,690. Language: British English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Battle of the Sexes - Women on Venus and Mars is a collection of the most wickedly funny emails received by the author from all around the world since the start of the century. These are from an especially female perspective, are a bit different and most of them may or may not be based on fact. Two things are sure - they’re funny and they're wicked.
Johnny’s Unmaking – A Philosophical Dilemma
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Johnny believes he’s only matter and he wants to unmake himself atom by atom to see if what he believes is true. Problem is he’s got a good job and a steady girlfriend and not only that he's unsure if his mind will be there to witness his unmaking at the end. A mindful parfable by the author of Colin’s Head Bumps.
Scraps & Chum
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014 by Grand Mal Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A collection of (mostly) previously unpublished stories by award-winning journalist and cult horror author Ryan C. Thomas. From zombies to monsters to ghosts and more, Thomas weaves unique tales that will send a chill up your spine.
Solomon
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,740. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A political operative becomes the somewhat reluctant owner of a female ventriloquist's dummy. When she starts to have a mind of her own, he becomes super reluctant.
Harold Creeny's Unfortunate Day
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Price: Free! Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Life's an adventure waiting to reward those determined to discover its pleasures! But Harold Creeny is having none of it. There are germs and dangers waiting to happen around every corner. He couldn’t be expected to daily risk his life like the rest of the careless inhabitants of the world. Well... until the fate decides to kick his ass without his permission, that is.
Missing, Presumed Undead
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014 by Satalyte Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Here, the legend of Franklin ‘Stubby’ Mynos begins: a be-spectacled minotaur with a mind for Kryptic Krosswords and a stomach for Hurghian coffee. There’s a killer on the loose, which is hardly news in a City crawlin’ with killers; but this killer—The Hightown Hacker—is killing the wrong kinds of people, in the wrong kinds of places. City commerce is suffering.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
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You set the price! Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.
A Rotten Core
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,740. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Fairytales. Myths. The lie of eternal happiness without consequences, without effort. The rotten core that feeds the impossible story. Here is a collection of stories that bring the rotten core to the surface. Stories where the happy ending is anything but guaranteed.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 1: March 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 12,940. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
High Voltage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2014 by Jersey Devil Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.