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Good Eats
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 34,350. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013 by Indie Spirit Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
The Haitian-Creole people, their religion, Vodoun, and the rumors of hoodoo rituals have brought esteemed cultural anthropologist Michael Crawford, his nine-year-old daughter Libby, and his Haitian-Creole nanny, Virgine Santiago, to the area. Michael's a skeptic of the Vodoun faith and hoodoo in general—until the day his daughter is discovered lifeless at the bottom of a creek.
Mein Begräbnis. Und andere Grotesken
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,070. Language: German. Published: December 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Wenn Ihnen Horst Evers gefallen hat, probieren Sie es mal mit Hanns Heinz! Eine Beerdigung per Fahrradkurier? Frauen, die Eier legen? Eine knopfsammelnde Nymphomanin? Geilende Griffel, Keimsäcke und Samenkapseln? Hanns Heinz Ewers hatte sie alle! Jetzt dürfen 14 groteske Kurzgeschichten des Kult-Autors und »Literatur-Satans aus Opas Zeit« (DER SPIEGEL) endlich wiederentdeckt werden.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
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Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Max Francais
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,720. Language: French. Published: December 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Maximillion et Maxithousand avaient un bon emploi avec le roi, Charles le nombre. Dans les âges sombres médiévale, il y a différentes façons de traiter les assassins.
Labor Pains
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,850. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Labor Pains is the hysterical debut from C.A. Huggins. It tells the story of Kevin Taylor, a woefully mediocre man, who finds himself at a crossroads in his mid-30's. Everyday his alarm clock wakes him up for the cold realization that he has to go to a job that he downright loathes. His cubicle is his own private jail cell for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Poncho and Sammy
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 60,930. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ridley Dunham, a successful but bored comic strip artist, takes his lovable characters into uncharted territory with the introduction of Odin the Rottweiler. The reactions from his readers, television pundits, government agencies, and militia member Harry Schmidt, however, are something of a magnitude he could not have anticipated.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
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Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Category: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
Descending Gods
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,360. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Errol Stein confronts life's mysteries in four stories describing the transformation of a phantom being leaping blindly from one life form to another, the rescue of a ferocious beast from a swimming pool in a blinding Sonoran desert monsoon, a demand for the sacrifice of his only son by an ancient Mayan god and a blues inspired enlightenment of what happens and where we go when we die.
Sorrow
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Price: Free! Words: 2,050. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
An office worker in Purgatory seeks consolation and hope by sending himself postcards and email messages from an imaginary holiday destination. When discovered, he is sent there.
Phone
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Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.
A Hint of Hell
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Series: The Demon Diaries - Origins, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,900. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
He's just failed at being evil... Kieron Lascher thought his life as a minor demon lord in Hell couldn't get any worse, but when he fails his exams and is sent into another realm as punishment by his parents, he realises that there are worse places than Hell.
Morbid Curiosity
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Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you have died? Do you ever crave the comfort of knowing that the souls of your loved ones is at rest? If you do then perhaps you should never hire Steven Bowes, a clairvoyant who'd rather have a stiff drink then deal with a stiff corpse.
2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 105,780. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was once said that evil flourishes when good men do nothing, and 2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar proves, with irony and insight, how even when good men actually do something, things can still go very badly wrong indeed. Paris Portingale clearly has an abiding empathy for the common man, and how good people can get tangled in circumstances well beyond their control.
Smog Storeys
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You set the price! Words: 14,740. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Five short stories from the city of smog. Some longer than others.
A Man Walks Into A Pub
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Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
A stranger walks into a quiet pub on a grey day. It is his birthday, and he is armed. He is determined to celebrate his day with the locals, whether they like it or not... As the situation escalates, it soon becomes clear the man is not the stranger he first appears, and has a bitter and deadly connection with his unwilling birthday guests.
It Was the Night Before Christmas and All Through The House Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except For The Zombie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: Australian English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
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A Blood Brain Barrier Christmas Special. Bob is having a really bad day, a really bad Christmas, a really bad life. Things are about to get worse. Or are they? A Christmas adventure with blood brains and zombies.
Ruin
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,480. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would you do with £33,000,000? Buy a stately home? Become a celebrity? Give it away? These questions suddenly become real to the O'Leary family when daughter Maxine wins the lottery. It seems that all their worries are behind them, and their dreams can finally come true.
The Trouble With Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: Canadian English. Published: December 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A flash fiction vision of the future where there is no room for personal tastes and not laughing at the right joke can prove fatal.
Codename: Ace of Spades
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Series: Blake, the Good Guy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
My name is Blake: I’m the good guy. And today’s bad guys: Litterbugs. What follows is considered a short story. Short stories are like books without all the boring parts. This story may contain some things you don’t like. There could be some violence and four letter words like #$%! without all the funny characters. Consider yourself warned.
De krulvliegenkweker
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Price: Free! Words: 9,260. Language: Dutch. Published: November 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wat is mijn leven toch saai! Deze gedachte liet mij overgaan tot het aanschaffen van twee huisdieren. Echter liep het niet zoals ik verwacht had.