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A Slight Delay
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Price: Free! Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
For an airline passenger, an unexpected wait on the tarmac takes a turn for the strange. Also includes an author's note.
We Are Blameless
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Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Mankind may apparently spell its own doom even when it isn't even trying.
Punk Rock Nursing Home
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 27,910. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Punk's not dead yet! Every year, on the anniversary of the death of hated 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.
The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
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Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
The Escape Artist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What is there to be thankful for, when everyone seems so lost?
Splendiferous
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Telly Walker, sixteen, lives in a ghetto in a Nazi America, where the slightest protest brings you a public lashing. His father disappeared ten years ago. Soon the Night Watch will implant a chip in the back of his neck and he'll do menial work for rich white folks only too happy with the status quo. Telly must find Dad and wake up America before a Drone destroys everything he loves!
The Morning After John Lennon Was Shot
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,190. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“A wickedly funny send-up of the sexual revolution and its discontents.” Kirkus Reviews Reagan has just been elected and Lennon has just been killed. With the nation’s politics turning right and ’60s dreams hitting a dead end, 30-year-old Ray Powell seeks romantic salvation in a profoundly confused time.
Dinner With The Don
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,560. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A very influential New York City pop culture guru finds himself running for his life after his review of a mob-owned restaurant makes it the most popular, hippest place in town.
Reasons To Kill A Baby
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,060. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three short stories exploring the ifs of life through often bizarre narrative lenses.
Speedster
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,840. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Mired in an epic mid-life crisis, Jack McCain is swimming against the currents of his life. His ex-wife hates his attitude. His girlfriend hates the stripper he's hooked up with. His old friends hate his new car, and his new friends are trying to steal his old car. Everyone wants to call him 'Geezer'. Will he triumph against all odds, or join the mounting body count? Join in the dark comedic fun.
Crimson Veil
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Series: Weird Supernatural Horror, Story 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.40 from 5 reviews)
"Tod's final exam in World Religion was coming up and he had decided to write it on western occult theory. Cool right? Wrong. Tod was a bit... impressionable. Spending the last eight weeks looking up every quack in Seattle who wore robes as an excuse to go commando had obviously fried what little brains Tod had left." Strong language warning.
An Angry Fix
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Price: $9.00 USD. Words: 57,640. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
'An Angry Fix’ is a rich kid’s run from suicide. From sleeping in alleys with the homeless to living a life of excess in palatial hotels. From fearing death to looking for it. Peppered with beatings, drug runs, and women, Huck’s drunken exploits are tragic and comical. Confrontational and expensive. But even if he can save himself from himself, will the people in his life be so forgiving?
Deep Penitentiary 6
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Series: Theta Butterfly. Price: Free! Words: 29,090. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Caged ... tortured ... Theta Butterfly cuts through all obstacles to find out the horrific secrets of Deep Penitentiary 6.
Killer Green
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 47,600. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Welcome to Killer Green... Quentin Tarantino meets Smokey & The Bandit in this noir, science-fiction thriller. Sometimes, people just need killing. When Sam West wanders into the Sunny-Side-Up Diner for the last time, hoping for a last slice of Mort's world-class pie, and one last look at a waitress named Delilah, he has no idea he's about to become the instrument of a great, karmic cleansing.
Way to Go
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 570. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When the author was diagnosed with cancer in 1995, he panicked--then made himself laugh by picturing silly ways "to end it all". This cartoon book is full of idiotic, foolish and funny ways to do just that. The author got help, and, more than a decade later, is still laughing.
A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men
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Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(3.80 from 10 reviews)
Story about two young friends/rivals who haven't seen eachother for some time, meet up again to reminisce about the past and to take part in a local cooking competion. Unknown to one though, hatred and madness has grown within the other. If you read this story, then why not review it. Any review you give it (be it good or bad) is most welcome.
Gagfest UK
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Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 104,270. Language: British English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
UK. The present. Five life-long friends meet up once a year to play stupid pranks on people who have annoyed them in the previous 12 months. This time, however, the joke is on one of them. Patrice Harding, struggling stand-up comedian, is faced with the ultimate heckler. Can’t she take a joke? Apparently she can. It’s childish. It’s fun. It’s payback.
Умер-шмумер, лишь бы был здоров
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 40,330. Language: Russian. Published: September 20, 2013 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Отвратительное чувство! Тяжёлые веки, словно два слепленных вареника. Мышцы глаз вяло подёргиваются. Они похожи на свернувшихся червей, потерявших надежду выбраться наружу из высохшего яблока. В его больном воображении вдруг появились мясистые, ехидно посмеивающиеся губы. Покуривая трубку и время от времени шевеля щёткой усов, губы плюются короткими словами с грузинским акцентом…
A Lay-by at Cottonwood
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
When Samuel Clemens headed out West on a stagecoach in 1861, he expected adventure. He didn't expect to be fighting for his life against a Cthulhu cult! This short story comes from my new collection, entitled Toccatas & Fugues: Stories So Far.
My Little Zombie
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
What happens when Lily finds a zombie in the park? She takes it home to make it her pet, of course!