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A Hint of Hell
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Series: The Demon Diaries - Origins, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,900. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
He's just failed at being evil... Kieron Lascher thought his life as a minor demon lord in Hell couldn't get any worse, but when he fails his exams and is sent into another realm as punishment by his parents, he realises that there are worse places than Hell.
Morbid Curiosity
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Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you have died? Do you ever crave the comfort of knowing that the souls of your loved ones is at rest? If you do then perhaps you should never hire Steven Bowes, a clairvoyant who'd rather have a stiff drink then deal with a stiff corpse.
2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 105,780. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was once said that evil flourishes when good men do nothing, and 2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar proves, with irony and insight, how even when good men actually do something, things can still go very badly wrong indeed. Paris Portingale clearly has an abiding empathy for the common man, and how good people can get tangled in circumstances well beyond their control.
Smog Storeys
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You set the price! Words: 14,740. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Five short stories from the city of smog. Some longer than others.
A Man Walks Into A Pub
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Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
A stranger walks into a quiet pub on a grey day. It is his birthday, and he is armed. He is determined to celebrate his day with the locals, whether they like it or not... As the situation escalates, it soon becomes clear the man is not the stranger he first appears, and has a bitter and deadly connection with his unwilling birthday guests.
It Was the Night Before Christmas and All Through The House Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except For The Zombie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: Australian English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00 from 1 review)
A Blood Brain Barrier Christmas Special. Bob is having a really bad day, a really bad Christmas, a really bad life. Things are about to get worse. Or are they? A Christmas adventure with blood brains and zombies.
Ruin
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,480. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would you do with £33,000,000? Buy a stately home? Become a celebrity? Give it away? These questions suddenly become real to the O'Leary family when daughter Maxine wins the lottery. It seems that all their worries are behind them, and their dreams can finally come true.
The Trouble With Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: Canadian English. Published: December 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A flash fiction vision of the future where there is no room for personal tastes and not laughing at the right joke can prove fatal.
Codename: Ace of Spades
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Series: Blake, the Good Guy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
My name is Blake: I’m the good guy. And today’s bad guys: Litterbugs. What follows is considered a short story. Short stories are like books without all the boring parts. This story may contain some things you don’t like. There could be some violence and four letter words like #$%! without all the funny characters. Consider yourself warned.
De krulvliegenkweker
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Price: Free! Words: 9,260. Language: Dutch. Published: November 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wat is mijn leven toch saai! Deze gedachte liet mij overgaan tot het aanschaffen van twee huisdieren. Echter liep het niet zoals ik verwacht had.
Honey Don't
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,790. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Set in the very near future, Honey Don’t is a full frontal assault on the inanities of our age. Honey is a free spirit in full rebellion, and her take on life – offbeat but on target – is the heart and soul of this antic tale. Often outrageous, sometimes shocking, always wickedly funny, it is, in the end, utterly and slyly subversive. It is also Tim Sandlin at his most maverick best.
The Quest for Juice
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Series: Paranoia, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,330. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The darkly comic tale of a quiet, paranoid man who finds that everything is changing in subtle, inconvenient ways. When his favorite juice is taken from him, he goes on a quest that soon has him in prison, a mental hospital, talking to a hedgehog, dating a nurse, and finding out more of the truth than he could have ever imagined.
Missing Gretyl: A Very Funny Comedy Novel
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Price: $3.19 USD. Words: 82,490. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
NaNoWriMo 2013 book. Last updated 2013-11-29 14:37:11
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Are you ready for Gretyl Trollop? Some say she is loud, hairy and obnoxious. Others are less complimentary. Witness the antics of this 'old timer' Gretyl Trollop, her long-suffering husband, Albert, the Soddall family who have ‘sod all’ and other great characters in this hilarious comedy novel. Add to the chaotic mix a removal van, a hitman, a holiday scam and a murderous plan ... Missing Gretyl
Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set - Books 1-3
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Series: Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set, Book 1. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 221,760. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
The first three books of the humorous Dark Moonlighting series in one convenient file. Nick Whittier is a vampire who, since he has so much time on his hands, has mastered a number of professions.
Sweet Revenge
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Two competitive Englishmen go cycling together in France. Each attempts to out-do the other as they pass through rolling countryside and villages. Stopping for water in one village they are helped by an odd woman. One man witnesses a grotesque scene in her cellar but keeps the information from his colleague, hoping to punish him for having 'beasted' him on the last hill. Revenge, then regret.
The Deadly EPOS
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,450. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Bob, an elderly supplier of restaurant tableware is regularly taunted by a spiteful young restaurant manager. Other staff delight in the amusing fracas created, including Thierry, the restaurant owner. One day Bob snaps and causes a scene in front of customers. It is an amusing event for Thierry until he receives a call from Bob's solicitor.
Topolino
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Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
A victim of a workplace accident, Dave lives alone. His Postlady's daily visit is one of the highlights of an otherwise dull life. One day a woman from an accident claims company call-centre telephones him to offer help making a personal injury claim. Happy for the company, Dave tells her all about his accident. Soon the whole call-centre is listening-in. But all does not end well.
The Cast-Off Children
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You set the price! Words: 107,990. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: November 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Join the drunks, orphans and human ruination of idyllic Jasper township, off the coast of Canada: where books tell the future and no one can read. Your guide: 13-year old Will Green, murderer. - A bleakly hilarious tale of futile innocence and unbeatable corruption, it's a story for everybody who ever said 'no.'
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
Cartoons by MBJ
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 80. Language: Australian English. Published: October 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A collection of 34 cartoons by widely published cartoonist ,MBJ, quirky, sometimes dark, but all funny.Collected from work over the last 4 years, this collection is sure to amuse.