Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
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Price: Free! Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sparks fly when Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Junk Shop: A Dog Memoir
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,870. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An old dog dispenses wisdom (whether you want it or not) and reminisces about her halcyon puppyhood with the human family she lost long ago.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Senior Scribbles, Second Dose: Take Two of These & Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,600. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this series of insightful, humorous essays, Chuck Thurston delights, informs and inspires his readers. This second in a series of wide-ranging vignettes is full of misdirection, nostalgia, personal insight, warmth and beautiful writing.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Till Death Do Us Part
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!
Let's Get Physical
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Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,450. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
To: All Readers Subject: Let’s Get Physical Hello all, This email is to tell you about Millie Reed’s amusing story. She is an identical twin sister to Megan Fitzpatrick and they embark on a sister swap to take on each other's lives for one month. Will it work? Will Millie mend the marriage to Milo? Will Millie become more like Megan than she would have bargained for at the beginning? Find out!
Wrecking Ball
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,170. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Retired rock star, Sam Gax, looks out from his well-won mansion. He has his teenage girlfriend. His beach hut. And an ex-wife with an axe to grind. Will he ever find peace? An offbeat tale of subtle retribution. Wrecking Ball: A Short Story.
Sports Agent
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
James Butler lives for his clients . . . well, more to the point, he lives for his percentage. And when one of his clients readies for retirement, James cannot help but see that the well will soon run dry. Time to cut his losses. A light-hearted tale of the loss of fortune and fame, and those who prey on it. Sports Agent: A Short Story.
Father's Watching
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Kerri Johnson fights back against all the troubles in her life. Because she has someone to fight for: Her granddaughter. A tale of inheritance both physical and spiritual. Father’s Watching: A Short Story.
Collected Short Stories: The First Short Story Collection
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,620. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Insuperable responsibility. A horrible mix-up. Somewhere kids can be safe. A retired athlete refuses to call it a day. And a trouble-making beach hut. Includes five short stories: Father’s Watching, Fire in Autumn, Playground, Sports Agent, Wrecking Ball. Collected Short Stories: The First TJ Bainz Collection.
Playing the Comedia
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man invents a machine that can play comedy -- not write jokes but create slapstick skits using robots that are scientifically funny. But when the inventor makes his debut appearance at Carnegie Hall, the punchline key gets stuck, and comedy starts fissioning and turning into tragedy.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Among The Humans
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 60,100. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Beer-soaked and hard-boiled, Jerry the Bird is doing his best to fit into human society. He has a fledgling career writing mysteries, but when his lizard best friend drags him into the search for a missing stripper, Jerry finds himself living a dime-store mystery instead of writing one, all while trying to win the heart of the girl next door. Dark and hilarious, Among the Humans is unforgettable.
Your Call Is Important To Us
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Series: The Bunker, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,700. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Barney Max is a trustworthy citizen with an impeccable record of achievement. But one daystretch on his way to Mars for an interplanetary conference, he finds himself added to the Thousand Most Wanted List. Deprived of his daily comforts, he is forced to confront a reality he has struggled his whole life to deny. The second in the Bunker series of sci-fi adventure novels.
A Thrush Up My Arse
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
Florida Sinkholes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,910. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Horror has never been an fun. Humor has never been so dry. Ashley Crane just wants to lose her virginity before graduation, and she’s got her sights set on Jeremy Thompson, one of the hunkiest guys at Rotura High. When Jeremy tells Ashley that there’s going to be a rager that weekend, at infamous stoner Ricky Jay’s house no less, Ashley’s all for it.
WTF? This is a Liberal Utopia!
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Price: Free! Words: 72,540. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Juvenile? Yes... Humorous? For some... Worth a looksey? Most definitely! "WTF? This is a Liberal Utopia" is a satire on liberalism, all the unintended consequences, what our resplendent future will look like when progressives finally win! Boy, I just can't wait to see it! 262 pages of humorous satire...at "the lefts" expense.