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Sports Agent
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
James Butler lives for his clients . . . well, more to the point, he lives for his percentage. And when one of his clients readies for retirement, James cannot help but see that the well will soon run dry. Time to cut his losses. A light-hearted tale of the loss of fortune and fame, and those who prey on it. Sports Agent: A Short Story.
Father's Watching
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Kerri Johnson fights back against all the troubles in her life. Because she has someone to fight for: Her granddaughter. A tale of inheritance both physical and spiritual. Father’s Watching: A Short Story.
Collected Short Stories: The First Short Story Collection
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,620. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Insuperable responsibility. A horrible mix-up. Somewhere kids can be safe. A retired athlete refuses to call it a day. And a trouble-making beach hut. Includes five short stories: Father’s Watching, Fire in Autumn, Playground, Sports Agent, Wrecking Ball. Collected Short Stories: The First TJ Bainz Collection.
Playing the Comedia
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man invents a machine that can play comedy -- not write jokes but create slapstick skits using robots that are scientifically funny. But when the inventor makes his debut appearance at Carnegie Hall, the punchline key gets stuck, and comedy starts fissioning and turning into tragedy.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
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About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Among The Humans
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 60,100. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Beer-soaked and hard-boiled, Jerry the Bird is doing his best to fit into human society. He has a fledgling career writing mysteries, but when his lizard best friend drags him into the search for a missing stripper, Jerry finds himself living a dime-store mystery instead of writing one, all while trying to win the heart of the girl next door. Dark and hilarious, Among the Humans is unforgettable.
Your Call Is Important To Us
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Series: The Bunker, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,700. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Barney Max is a trustworthy citizen with an impeccable record of achievement. But one daystretch on his way to Mars for an interplanetary conference, he finds himself added to the Thousand Most Wanted List. Deprived of his daily comforts, he is forced to confront a reality he has struggled his whole life to deny. The second in the Bunker series of sci-fi adventure novels.
A Thrush Up My Arse
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
Florida Sinkholes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,910. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Horror has never been an fun. Humor has never been so dry. Ashley Crane just wants to lose her virginity before graduation, and she’s got her sights set on Jeremy Thompson, one of the hunkiest guys at Rotura High. When Jeremy tells Ashley that there’s going to be a rager that weekend, at infamous stoner Ricky Jay’s house no less, Ashley’s all for it.
WTF? This is Utopia!
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Price: Free! Words: 72,260. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
WTF? This is Utopia, a satire on liberalism, all the unintended consequences, what our resplendent future will look like when progressives finally win! Boy, I just can't wait.
To Catch a Salaryman (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Mr. Yamamoto hates his job. He is a middle-aged Japanese salaryman who works for Hello Kitty. When he's not surfing the Internet, he's making his secretary feel uncomfortable. However, things begin to spin out of control when he meets a much younger girl and follows her all the way to the beach.
American, Die. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
In his newest adventure, sly private dick Philip Eckstein enters the shadowy world of spies and whistleblowers.
The Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
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Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Category: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
The Man in Beaver Cove
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You set the price! Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Small-town plumber and recent divorcee Ed Brain lives a lonely life on the muddy banks of Beaver Cove. At least he does until Higgy—Ed’s old classmate and now the town drug dealer—drives his Corvette off a cliff and into the water outside Ed's door . . .
Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .
We Deliver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
A pizza delivery straight out of the Twilight Zone. Can a ghost order a pizza? And if he does, can Jeff deliver?
My Family and Other Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?