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Love...is a Frail Reed
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Price: Free! Words: 3,730. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Stacy has a tough job. Her interpersonal skills aren’t the best either. Both of these are exacerbated by a problem she’s had since she was a kid. Definitely not a slacker, she’s consumed with a need to improve herself. So what happens when she finds solutions to all of the above? Well, it’s fair to say she turns it all around…
The Telltale Toilet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Every apartment has its quirks-- a door that sticks, a light switch that doesn't work, or a tenant that disappears. Sometimes there’s a reason for it and sometimes things are better left alone.
Zack of the Undead
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Zach's senior year of high school gets complicated when zombies show up.
With a Whip and a Chair
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 278,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Rory Tremane, a child of the Raj, a man of the Empire. The epitome of English manhood. Showman extraordinaire, the greatest lion tamer the world has ever seen. This is the public face of a Victorian hero. Now, in his own words, the even more fantastic story of his incredible life. from his early school days to his triumphs on the field of battle.
Alabaster Way
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Series: The Many Manipulations of Calvert Howard, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 16,650. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Eroticatorium. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This ebook is an unproduced screenplay entitled "Alabaster Way". It is part of "The Many Manipulations of Calvert Howard", an Open Setting series. "Alabaster Way" is the story of a recently widowed white grandmother who invites her young black gigolo to a family function and forces everyone there to promise a night of complete honesty.
Dugan's Luck
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Price: Free! Words: 30,620. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Benny Dugan came to live in the shadow of his underworld boss, Red DelGatti. His introverted brother Marion took another direction in life. In this somewhat dark comedy, tragedy strikes affecting all of them, but in different ways. The two brothers had no idea how their actions would intersect and send them running from the cops, as well as DelGatti, in order to salvage Benny's grand plan.
The Terror{blist}
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Price: Free! Words: 24,120. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Terror{blist} is an ironic and dark humoured short story that examines the masculinization of idealism and the probable effect of the contrary.
The Little Nell Poems vol.2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 360. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry
This is the second volume of the hapless and humorous adventures of the beloved and pig-tailed Little Nell. The cartoon "girl who keeps on dying" is at it again with a new series of mis-adventures and the same funny and fatal outcomes.
The Little Nell Poems vol. 1
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 390. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry
The first in a series of short, "children's" poems starring the doe-eyed, plaid-jumpered Little Nell. Watch as in each four-lined poem, Little Nell is introduced, commits a foolishly amusing act, and then promptly dies....again and again and again.
Idealism, Warts and the Inescapable Pain of Disappointment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Gerard is covered with warts, all sorts of warts, but when he’s at the pub with his mates he behaves like them. Everyone’s curious about Gerard or Papi as his mates call him, but Gerard dismisses the attention. What his mates don’t know is that Gerard has a secret life hearing the confessions of disappointed people. They worship him for being so different, so out there.
Allan Rickman Will NOT Die
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Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
On a quest to assist a famous British actor into the afterlife but he won't go gently into that good night so what are the two Hollywood "Undertakers" to do? Read on and find out!
Gray
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,340. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Father Gray will do anything for a promotion – except more work. When Cat City gets overrun by disgruntled animals looking for retribution, Gray and his friends at SootCo will have to use every every tool at their disposal to completely ignore what's going on outside. But how can they have the biggest swivel chair battle of all time when a relentless strike team is hunting them down?
Dog Food
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Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This is a short story: Steven just witnessed his beloved dog tear out the throats of his two best friends. It gets even more surreal when the dog explains to him why he did it.
All The Bad Circles
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 46,200. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Prepare yourself for a collection of nine dark & witty tales from the author of The Thickening Water. A man wakes up next to himself, there's a guide to public mime negotiation, and murder at a race track, until the dark finale where we see the price a small town pays when its inhabitants make a pact with the underworld. And now you’re inside, whatever you do, do not step outside the Circle.
Rusty & Slasher and the Circus from Hell
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,890. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Rusty and Slasher’s Pa, home from his stay in Her Majesty’s 5-star Hotel, plans a security van heist as a family-bonding exercise. Their wheelman will be Nana, who can’t go anywhere without her adult diapers. But when Pa’s previous co-conspirators arrive in Panui he is in danger, until he is rescued by Felix, the giant circus manager. But that’s when the family's trouble really starts.
Zombie Missouri
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,520. Language: American English. Published: July 24, 2013 by Penumbra Publishing. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
The zombies are everywhere, and wouldn't you know ... teenage loser Lenny Dreckle has eyes only for the lovely flesh-eating Andrea. But somebody's gotta fix the apocalypse, and it looks like Lenny's elected. (Also includes Jamie Wasserman's first installment of the Vampire Guppy Hunter series!)
Selling it All
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Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
TheDevil's Comic
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 77,540. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the year 1880,'Big Red' served as the ‘resident devil’ beneath Ghost Gulch, boomtown of the Wyoming Territory. New souls dropped down to the devil within seconds of each capital punishment, as served by the hangman’s rope up above. Despite the circumstances, Big Red wanted his newly captured souls to be cheerful, and went to great lengths to make them happy.
Pod prąd
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,280. Language: Polish. Published: July 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Powieść-metafora, której miejscem akcji jest szpital psychiatryczny. Książka obfituje w wiele błyskotliwych, groteskowych i tragikomicznych scen, a język stanowi jedną z jej najmocniejszych stron.
Being John Bland
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 77,360. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John Bland is stuck in a rut--a job he hates, a girlfriend he doesn't want, friends who don't understand him. Your average worker bee drone. But John has devised a solution. The Master Plan. Involves knives, garbage bags, and some weird genetic destiny screw up. John didn't plan on that last part, nor the new title. Accidental Serial Killer. Apparently, someone has to do it..